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The Lucky AC Everything in life is luck User ID: 888 04-02-2012 06:49 AM
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If you were a God....
Would you become a porn star?
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The Lucky AC Everything in life is luck User ID: 888 04-02-2012 06:52 AM
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RE: If you were a God....
Think about it, any species you wanted, any woman, well, as long as it wasn't forced or they weren't tricked into it. You know, just, a guy, doing porn movies, acting like a regular joe.
It's not unethical, just... considering the possibilities...
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LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 75161 04-02-2012 06:54 AM
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RE: If you were a God....
There's no better way to ruin something something you enjoy then to be paid for it
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SpaceCowboy Are You New In Town Sailor? User ID: 52374 04-02-2012 06:55 AM
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RE: If you were a God....
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The Lucky AC Everything in life is luck User ID: 888 04-02-2012 06:55 AM
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RE: If you were a God....
Seriously, I mean, what is the position worth, if you can't do what you want, within reason?
I have a feeling you guys don't have an imagination...
Oh, well.
I do.
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Ballin' on Welfare Registered User User ID: 85265 04-02-2012 06:56 AM
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RE: If you were a God....
Oh yes definitely.
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The Lucky AC Everything in life is luck User ID: 888 04-02-2012 06:57 AM
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RE: If you were a God....
LoP Guest Wrote:There's no better way to ruin something something you enjoy then to be paid for it
So you advocate that a God just be a ladies' man, and tell them up front that he honestly doesn't want a relationship, just sex?
I think you have a valid point there. He doesn't have to tell them he is God, either.
Thank you. That honestly helps me. :)
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Pope Barbie Imaculata Praise "Bob" User ID: 82216 04-02-2012 06:59 AM
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RE: If you were a God....
Been there done that and it was nice but there are far better things. Give me a cute girl who really loves me and a little dog and cat. That's enough.
Grand High Pope of the Discordian Church of the blessed Dobbs head.
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The Lucky AC Everything in life is luck User ID: 888 04-02-2012 07:00 AM
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RE: If you were a God....
SpaceCowboy Wrote:Haven't you heard the MSM says that god is dead but at the same time guru's in the MSM say we are all gods or can become gods basically by not following the old ways and stupid shit like that "do as you like" and "there are no rules" 
I'd follow the rules.
There's no law in the Law of Moses against fornication, just you can't tithe the money you earn from it.
Paul was a pharisee, so his words don't count, he was not a ladies' man.
Jesus, yes, his words count. But if you are not married....
I think the afterlife just got a whole lot more interesting for me.
Thank you, LOP. I appreciate everything you've done for me.
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The Lucky AC Everything in life is luck User ID: 888 04-02-2012 07:01 AM
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RE: If you were a God....
Ballin on Welfare Wrote:Oh yes definitely.
We can swap our little black books on a weekly basis. lol :)
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Paddington Bear Registered User User ID: 80102 04-02-2012 07:04 AM
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RE: If you were a God....
barbsat Wrote:Been there done that and it was nice but there are far better things. Give me a cute girl who really loves me and a little dog and cat. That's enough.

Yeah indeed huh. Plus if you where God wouldn't you just wanna chill out not be in the limelight and watch stop the madness. But relax making love to a woman that loves you not just your title.
Then you as God can be
Pumping Orgasms Real Nice Super Tantric Arising Real Sex
I'd smoke make love and watch the world like a tv but go make love every f*cking where ontop a mountain on half dome
Make love on top the himalayas
Make love in the center of the ocean while floating on top of it while the dolphins surround us and we have a picnic basket of food that all has been made with weed and love
Make love on a giant bubble wrap size of texas with gummy bears surround it so we can enjoy Sweet Sweet Candy Pop Pop Pop Oooh yeah
Shit be like so dope to be god in love with a pornstar
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The Lucky AC Everything in life is luck User ID: 888 04-02-2012 07:07 AM
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RE: If you were a God....
Yeah, revealing your identity would not be good for anyone, that's for certain. Also, you yourself might get performance anxiety, and end up more like Woody Allen instead of John Holmes.
Also, you'd probably not want porn stars, because after they make their money and get kids, they go online and b*tch about how they were tricked into it and how evil it all is.
I'd have to go for the bar scene life, I guess.
As for staying with one person, Paddington Bear, that doesn't appeal to me anymore. Not when you have a whole universe of vagina to explore.
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LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 80657 04-02-2012 07:09 AM
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RE: If you were a God....
Ballin on Welfare Wrote:Oh yes definitely.
Until someone comes along and "Pimps Your Ride"
Isaiah 23
[14] Howl, ye ships of Tarshish: for your strength is laid waste.
[15] And it shall come to pass in that day, that Tyre shall be forgotten seventy years, according to the days of one king: after the end of seventy years shall Tyre sing as an harlot.
[16] Take an harp, go about the city, thou harlot that hast been forgotten; make sweet melody, sing many songs, that thou mayest be remembered.
[17] And it shall come to pass after the end of seventy years, that the LORD will visit Tyre, and she shall turn to her hire, and shall commit fornication with all the kingdoms of the world upon the face of the earth.
[18] And her merchandise and her hire shall be holiness to the LORD: it shall not be treasured nor laid up; for her merchandise shall be for them that dwell before the LORD, to eat sufficiently, and for durable clothing.
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LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 80657 04-02-2012 07:10 AM
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RE: If you were a God....
LoP Guest Wrote:Ballin on Welfare Wrote:Oh yes definitely.
Until someone comes along and "Pimps Your Ride"
Isaiah 23
[14] Howl, ye ships of Tarshish: for your strength is laid waste.
[15] And it shall come to pass in that day, that Tyre shall be forgotten seventy years, according to the days of one king: after the end of seventy years shall Tyre sing as an harlot.
[16] Take an harp, go about the city, thou harlot that hast been forgotten; make sweet melody, sing many songs, that thou mayest be remembered.
[17] And it shall come to pass after the end of seventy years, that the LORD will visit Tyre, and she shall turn to her hire, and shall commit fornication with all the kingdoms of the world upon the face of the earth.
[18] And her merchandise and her hire shall be holiness to the LORD: it shall not be treasured nor laid up; for her merchandise shall be for them that dwell before the LORD, to eat sufficiently, and for durable clothing.
http://imgupld.lunaticoutpost.com/graphi...6A87B3.gif
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The Lucky AC Everything in life is luck User ID: 888 04-02-2012 07:15 AM
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RE: If you were a God....
LoP Guest Wrote:LoP Guest Wrote:Ballin on Welfare Wrote:Oh yes definitely.
Until someone comes along and "Pimps Your Ride"
Isaiah 23
[14] Howl, ye ships of Tarshish: for your strength is laid waste.
[15] And it shall come to pass in that day, that Tyre shall be forgotten seventy years, according to the days of one king: after the end of seventy years shall Tyre sing as an harlot.
[16] Take an harp, go about the city, thou harlot that hast been forgotten; make sweet melody, sing many songs, that thou mayest be remembered.
[17] And it shall come to pass after the end of seventy years, that the LORD will visit Tyre, and she shall turn to her hire, and shall commit fornication with all the kingdoms of the world upon the face of the earth.
[18] And her merchandise and her hire shall be holiness to the LORD: it shall not be treasured nor laid up; for her merchandise shall be for them that dwell before the LORD, to eat sufficiently, and for durable clothing.
http://imgupld.lunaticoutpost.com/graphi...6A87B3.gif
Hilarious!
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