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**CJ*LOTTI**

The Lucky AC Wrote:

Would you become a porn star?

nope,
i would blind you...... and watch you freak out,
and while yer on the edge of suicide you reach out to GOD (me) for forgiveness and mercey, then on the 7th day of yer blindness, you shall see again, and see again with a new awakening and profound great fullness and change

**The Lucky AC** Everything in life is luck User ID: 888 04-02-2012 07:18 AM

One star, really?

All the crap threads on here, and you one star this one?

You know, there are deep philosophical issues concerning this subject.

Such as, condom or no condom.

Anal or no anal. For me, no anal.

Threesomes or orgies? No orgies, no threesomes involving another guy, in fact, no other guys period.

But still, this becoming a God does have its major benefits.

I'm finally becoming ambitious.

Woohoo!

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 80657 04-02-2012 07:19 AM

The Lucky AC Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
LoP Guest Wrote:
Until someone comes along and "Pimps Your Ride"

Isaiah 23
[14] Howl, ye ships of Tarshish: for your strength is laid waste.
[15] And it shall come to pass in that day, that Tyre shall be forgotten seventy years, according to the days of one king: after the end of seventy years shall Tyre sing as an harlot.
[16] Take an harp, go about the city, thou harlot that hast been forgotten; make sweet melody, sing many songs, that thou mayest be remembered.
[17] And it shall come to pass after the end of seventy years, that the LORD will visit Tyre, and she shall turn to her hire, and shall commit fornication with all the kingdoms of the world upon the face of the earth.
[18] And her merchandise and her hire shall be holiness to the LORD: it shall not be treasured nor laid up; for her merchandise shall be for them that dwell before the LORD, to eat sufficiently, and for durable clothing.

http://imgupld.lunaticoutpost.com/graphi...6A87B3.gif

Hilarious!

There is no point even trying to mock my God.

He always gets the last laugh.

Don't even kid yourself.

Galatians 6
[7] Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

**Markoff Chaney** lop guest User ID: 86901 04-02-2012 07:19 AM

I am a god. I create my life on a second by second basis every day.

But I no longer have the desire to be a porn star. I lack what it takes. That is, the ability to get hard when I am told and to stop every few seconds to adjust lights, camera, make up position, etc. And to f*ck people I don't actually like or am not attracted to! No thanks!

**The Lucky AC** Everything in life is luck User ID: 888 04-02-2012 07:21 AM

CJ*LOTTI Wrote:

The Lucky AC Wrote:
Would you become a porn star?

nope,
i would blind you...... and watch you freak out,
and while yer on the edge of suicide you reach out to GOD (me) for forgiveness and mercey, then on the 7th day of yer blindness, you shall see again, and see again with a new awakening and profound great fullness and change

If you represent heaven, it aint a heaven.

You think sex is evil?

Sex isn't evil.

What's evil is breaking people's hearts to teach them a lesson, then congratulating yourselves on a job well done. That's f*cking evil.

Leave life to those who have it.

**The Lucky AC** Everything in life is luck User ID: 888 04-02-2012 07:23 AM

Some random internet guy Wrote:

I am a god. I create my life on a second by second basis every day.

But I no longer have the desire to be a porn star. I lack what it takes. That is, the ability to get hard when I am told and to stop every few seconds to adjust lights, camera, make up position, etc. And to f*ck people I don't actually like or am not attracted to! No thanks!

I agree with you.

It'd have to be the singles' bars, and family reunions.

No porn star in me either. Just a horny guy getting his rocks off in willing women who want a nice roll in the hay once in a while.

**Everyone** · (This post was last modified: 04-02-2012 07:28 AM by Everyone.)

The Lucky AC Wrote:

Some random internet guy Wrote:
I am a god. I create my life on a second by second basis every day.

But I no longer have the desire to be a porn star. I lack what it takes. That is, the ability to get hard when I am told and to stop every few seconds to adjust lights, camera, make up position, etc. And to f*ck people I don't actually like or am not attracted to! No thanks!

I agree with you.

It'd have to be the singles' bars, and family reunions.

No porn star in me either. Just a horny guy getting his rocks off in willing women who want a nice roll in the hay once in a while.

**Markoff Chaney** lop guest User ID: 86901 04-02-2012 07:30 AM

Everyone Wrote:

The Lucky AC Wrote:
Some random internet guy Wrote:
I am a god. I create my life on a second by second basis every day.

But I no longer have the desire to be a porn star. I lack what it takes. That is, the ability to get hard when I am told and to stop every few seconds to adjust lights, camera, make up position, etc. And to f*ck people I don't actually like or am not attracted to! No thanks!

I agree with you.

It'd have to be the singles' bars, and family reunions.

No porn star in me either. Just a horny guy getting his rocks off in willing women who want a nice roll in the hay once in a while.

Incest, the fun game for all the family! Hiding

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 80657 04-02-2012 07:39 AM

I hate break peoples heart but here is a truth I have come to learn the hard way...

To live life without sex (as a eunuch) is a very revealing thing. You actually end up 'scoring' more, in ways you never even imagined existed.

I know it sounds crazy but it's true. You will never actually 'score' as a porn star. You end up 'blowing your wad'...to the women...then they end up giving it to...guess who...

Go study the book of Daniel and realize what this man ended up walking away with if you don't believe me.

Like I said, you will know all this one of these days. Seek the LORD if you expect to recieve any of the things you thing you are gonna get as a 'porn star'

Otherwise you will find out that you are in reality only a "John"...

An not the Baptist John.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 86943 04-02-2012 07:44 AM

LoP Guest Wrote:

I hate break peoples heart but here is a truth I have come to learn the hard way...

To live life without sex (as a eunuch) is a very revealing thing. You actually end up 'scoring' more, in ways you never even imagined existed.

I know it sounds crazy but it's true. You will never actually 'score' as a porn star. You end up 'blowing your wad'...to the women...then they end up giving it to...guess who...

Go study the book of Daniel and realize what this man ended up walking away with if you don't believe me.

Like I said, you will know all this one of these days. Seek the LORD if you expect to recieve any of the things you thing you are gonna get as a 'porn star'

Otherwise you will find out that you are in reality only a "John"...

An not the Baptist John.

Paul was a Pharisee. They were of the gnostic species, and like most gnostics, nihilists, who hated life.

Yes, being a man slut is not desirable, but being a celibate person is anti-life, and helps their depopulation agenda. What better way to keep children who were taught by great and spiritual parents, than to teach their parents to abstain from having children?

Do you see how evil that is?

It's all about keeping a thick layer of darkness upon this world. And Paul fell for it.

And by the way, I have some very hot cousins.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 80657 04-02-2012 07:53 AM

LoP Guest Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
I hate break peoples heart but here is a truth I have come to learn the hard way...

To live life without sex (as a eunuch) is a very revealing thing. You actually end up 'scoring' more, in ways you never even imagined existed.

I know it sounds crazy but it's true. You will never actually 'score' as a porn star. You end up 'blowing your wad'...to the women...then they end up giving it to...guess who...

Go study the book of Daniel and realize what this man ended up walking away with if you don't believe me.

Like I said, you will know all this one of these days. Seek the LORD if you expect to recieve any of the things you thing you are gonna get as a 'porn star'

Otherwise you will find out that you are in reality only a "John"...

An not the Baptist John.

Paul was a Pharisee. They were of the gnostic species, and like most gnostics, nihilists, who hated life.

Yes, being a man slut is not desirable, but being a celibate person is anti-life, and helps their depopulation agenda. What better way to keep children who were taught by great and spiritual parents, than to teach their parents to abstain from having children?

Do you see how evil that is?

It's all about keeping a thick layer of darkness upon this world. And Paul fell for it.

And by the way, I have some very hot cousins.

Who even mentioned Paul?

I am trying to tell you that it is 'porn stars' are anti-life. How many 'porn stars' do you know that are 'star fathers' ? Who do you think spends more money at the abortion clinics? Porn Stars or eunuchs?

No, 'Porn Stars' leave their substance to their babes'. And eunuchs end up being fathers of these unwanted children.

Daniel ended up with more 'children' than you can possibly imagine.

**diggerbanks**

The Lucky AC Wrote:

Would you become a porn star?

You have possibly summed up what is meant by the American Dream right there.

**diggerbanks**

Paddington Bear Wrote:

Shit be like so dope to be god in love with a pornstar

I meant right there.

Hiding

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 80657 04-02-2012 09:09 AM

Problem with dreams is the waking up part...

Isa.29
[8] It shall even be as when an hungry man dreameth, and, behold, he eateth; but he awaketh, and his soul is empty: or as when a thirsty man dreameth, and, behold, he drinketh; but he awaketh, and, behold, he is faint, and his soul hath appetite: so shall the multitude of all the nations be, that fight against mount Zion.

**The Lucky AC** Everything in life is luck User ID: 888 04-02-2012 11:18 AM

I am no shill.

And I'm not always lucky.