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**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 107226 07-09-2012 02:35 AM

I joined one of them there cults, and now im guaranteed a place in heaven. I hope to one day get enough power within my cult to bribe politicians to pass laws to take away others freewill rights.

this cult shit is fun !@

**Mike** lop guest User ID: 105339 07-09-2012 02:36 AM

f*cker, should have joined mine.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 107226 07-09-2012 02:37 AM

Mike Wrote:

f*cker, should have joined mine.

well if your cult offers me better eternal divine rewards and worse punishment towards non believers, then my current cult, then I may join your cult .

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LoP Guest Wrote:

I joined one of them there cults, and now im guaranteed a place in heaven. I hope to one day get enough power within my cult to bribe politicians to pass laws to take away others freewill rights.

this cult shit is fun !@

the only law about free will rights,

is those who strip others of them

should have their own striped from them.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 107226 07-09-2012 02:42 AM

LoP Guest Wrote:

Mike Wrote:
f*cker, should have joined mine.

well if your cult offers me better eternal divine rewards and worse punishment towards non believers, then my current cult, then I may join your cult .

WTF ?

**Luvapottamus**

Wait until you meet my grandma.

doomed

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 104264 07-09-2012 02:53 AM

Good parody, thread title honestly had me ready to chew into another arrogant tard. That's exactly how they act around here too. Pretty sure their "god" preaches being humble but you have all these people around here with a chip on their shoulder about how they know "the truth" and that we're all going to burn while they celebrate.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 107226 07-09-2012 02:58 AM

LoP Guest Wrote:

Good parody, thread title honestly had me ready to chew into another arrogant tard. That's exactly how they act around here too. Pretty sure their "god" preaches being humble but you have all these people around here with a chip on their shoulder about how they know "the truth" and that we're all going to burn while they celebrate.

I shall pray for you

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 98922 07-09-2012 03:42 AM

So many cults franchises to select from, how do you know which to chose? If I chose one, another cult said they will cut my head off. If I chose to keep my head, then the another says they will send me and my head to burn in some place called hell, forever. Maybe I should start my own cult, I could franchise too. Instead of using threats to bring them in, I could offer cool incentives, like free stuff. Humans always come running like a pack of hungry dogs when they hear about free shit.

**Kotter**

LoP Guest Wrote:

I joined one of them there cults, and now im guaranteed a place in heaven. I hope to one day get enough power within my cult to bribe politicians to pass laws to take away others freewill rights.

this cult shit is fun !@

So, how much of your time does this " Not believing in god " eat up ?

Lmao

**Aqua**

LoP Guest Wrote:

I joined one of them there cults, and now im guaranteed a place in heaven. I hope to one day get enough power within my cult to bribe politicians to pass laws to take away others freewill rights.

this cult shit is fun !@

You'd have to believe in a heaven, to go there, wouldn't you...?

seems your mind wouldn't allow you to arrive at a place that you didn't believe existed.

**BROKEN**

Luvapottamus Wrote:

Wait until you meet my grandma.

No...not G-Ma. nada

**Hy Onsomekinda Jesus?** lop guest User ID: 107300 07-09-2012 10:13 AM

LoP Guest Wrote:

I joined one of them there cults, and now im guaranteed a place in heaven. I hope to one day get enough power within my cult to bribe politicians to pass laws to take away others freewill rights.

this cult shit is fun !@

We have a number of them to choose from!
One very good provider is
http://www.arcchurches.com/find-a-church
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kvh3YEotqo
All the people who go to these look<~happy!
They love everything including giving money away to far away charities and they even have been giving away portions of their properties tying them up in special use permits that given to "Faith Based"NGO's in the rural towns!It helps Agenda 21 in through TIF (Tax Incentive Financing)for great International corporations to Re Develop the town with the taxpayers paying for all improvements the corporations desire!
Somehow the Special use permits help annex farmland and other desireable properties...
They are also importing refugees of the bankers wars in rural area's !
You know...like the ten thousand Somalis in Minnesota and the thousands of Hmong Vietnamese in Wisconsin!
The UN NGO's and NFP's have been having people from Kenya meeting with
small town committees!
The Community Churches have a big voice in what happens in town.The community Churches also have the patrons sign pledges the Community Church takkes to the banks and gets big loans with because the "church"
always needs the best sound and lighting and strobes and lasers and stage equipment to "worship Jesus"with!
They like acquiring property to good things with too!
One couple out here just gave a few acres for use to a Florida Drug Treatment Center in the middle of farmland!
The drug treatment center is the best! But they also need $700,000 worth of specially designed buildings!
They assured the town no one would even know these special buildings would be there!
They would be hidden!
Kenya is where the (Mostly dominated by the British Commonwealth Nations 54 I believe)
You know...for a rural American town I sure see a lot of fresh to America
people from ALL OVER the world in the stores!
I feel like I am on vacation!
Oh well...the "Community"big box cults here that pose as a Christian church(even though they do transcendental meditation,yoga techniques contemplative "prayer"<~repititious breath prayers using one word and many other techniques that get the people on the road to "Jesus"and KEPPS them there! So you know it's good!)
I must say...the Community Big Box Churches and their small group dynamic DBT (Dialectical Behavior Therapy)sessions are living up to their claim to fame! They Claim "THIS ISN"T YOUR GRANDFATHERS CHURCH!"
Well it certainly is not!
The cults are fun though!
They have a lot of call and response (dog training) And they all listen to the K LOVE radio which is nationwide!
It's fun,but you will have to endure the Small Group DBT to stay as a member.After you get a background check.
The Small Group Dynamics and K LOVE radio they listen to plays all thee songs that are used in the Human Videos which is what the small group discussions led by a small group leader....
Here is one of the human videos!
(They call it Christian Drama)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o35Az7XKpI
Which looks EXACTLY like the 1992 DARE skits put out by the Feds!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSB8zmc3r38
This one is real Christian Drama!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdR7wXNt9dg
You watch these skits and then have a "Group Leader"tell you what to think about it after a thesis antithesis mental beat down till you for the sake of your relationship with your fun church members you concede your opinion to that of the group leaders !
They sure look fun!
And you can be sure to be secure because they have take down teams in case you don't absorb your DBT dog training!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9NzW8NRIZM
It's swell for business because these community churches with hep logos called things like Crossroads or Crossway etc have opened new job opportunities and market expansion on Church security traing like Blackwater sells,and low cost background checks on all the members!
Then they know how much money they can get out of you to spend on "purposeful" charitable NGO's and NFP (Non Profit) "Faith Based"well meaning charities somewhere around the world!
You can even host UN refugees that are displaced because of the good job NATO is doing elsewhere in this well managed world and feel good about yourself! Not to mention various charities that send even more money out of the country into the hands of I hope they are really doing what they are saying they are doing charities!
Just like Cass Sunstein wanted!
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/pol...74655.html
He calls dialectical behavior (ie Skinners Dog Training)Therapy "Nudging!"
DBT is turning people into "Scotsmen"in record numbers!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVbb6pZLfzU
Yep...the rubes are eating it up! Why don't we all join the new Community Churches in rural and urban areas and join the fun!?
You can even play your electric guitar there! Jesus loves it too!
If the place has small group dynamics (Small Groups)it's a cult teaching dog training.They also "partner"with the great corporations who are striving to make the world a better place !
If we were dog trained we would be as happy as Rex or Rover and they truly are happy leading a dogs life!
They don't really have anything to worry about!
We may as well join because DBT is going on in employment,schools,and Federal Government ,NGO's NFP's and anywhere else you can think of!
BF Skinner wasn't such a bad guy after all!
Sure he locked his daughter in a dog box but hey!
It works!
And it is in your neighborhood and expanding across rural America!
They get in and then are the biggest church in town!
They recruit everyone by putting signs in their lawns at first....till they get the biggest building in town usually!
Then no signs.The local governments are partnered with them as well as corporations.
It's what Jesus was talking about!
Jesus was partnered with the mercchants and the Romans too!
He wanted to get a big fat church that rakes in the $$$$$$$$$$$$$
Any way he could!
But they are a lot of fun and have special programs for Men women and the kiddies! What elses is there to d in hick town?
Tissue

Just don't get kicked out because you will be shunned by the whole town=-(
Jptdknpa

But you can avoid that by going along with the consensus !
You people don't know what you are missing!

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 65558 07-09-2012 10:18 AM

Luvapottamus Wrote:

Wait until you meet my grandma.

Did she ever make you those cookies with the M&M's on them as a Smiley Face?

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 96521 07-09-2012 11:18 AM

!saac Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
I joined one of them there cults, and now im guaranteed a place in heaven. I hope to one day get enough power within my cult to bribe politicians to pass laws to take away others freewill rights.

this cult shit is fun !@

So, how much of your time does this " Not believing in god " eat up ?

I'm sure your God is very proud of you for being so clever.