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It is important knowing how to use both hands.
Joe Neubarth
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04-15-2012 06:42 AM

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Post: #1
It is important knowing how to use both hands.
I am right handed. Well, I was until three days ago when I woke up with an aching right hand about 3 in the morning. I thought I must have slugged something in my sleep, so turned on the bedroom light and looked at my hand. It was swollen and throbbing, but there was no evidence of a Black and Blue hematoma anywhere on my hand. I looked for a spider bite mark, and found nothing. My hand was really throbbing, so I went to the medicine cabinet and took three aspirin. After an hour they did not seem to be working, so I took some Ibuprofine (sp?) and that kicked in so I coud get back to sleep. By six o'clock the swelling was larger and it got worse during the day. Yesterday I went to see the doctor and had X-rays and blood tests. No elevated white blood cells even though it sure looks like a hell of an infection. I am now on an antibiotic and pain meds that make me sleepy. 30 hours since I started the antibiotic, but no improvement noted.

No wound, no bruise, no bite. I am thinking microbacillus which I know do not always respond to our standard antibiotics but sometimes do respond to sulfa drugs, the kind used before WWII.

If I have not died from toxic schock by monday morning I will go back and state my opinion and see what the doctor says. A micro Bacillus can get in through a small scratch in the skin, so small that you can not see it.

Meanwhile, I have found that I can use the left hand, but I am clumsy as hell, especially with toilet paper. I recommend everybody practice just in case.

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Mike
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04-15-2012 06:43 AM

 



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RE: It is important knowing how to use both hands.
I can masturbate effectively with both, though the right hand takes slightly longer to achieve climax.
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04-15-2012 06:54 AM

 



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RE: It is important knowing how to use both hands.
Id give my left arm to be ambidextrous .
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I write with my left hand and do everything else with my right..
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04-15-2012 06:56 AM

 



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RE: It is important knowing how to use both hands.
Joe Neubarth  Wrote:
I am right handed. Well, I was until three days ago when I woke up with an aching right hand about 3 in the morning. I thought I must have slugged something in my sleep, so turned on the bedroom light and looked at my hand. It was swollen and throbbing, but there was no evidence of a Black and Blue hematoma anywhere on my hand. I looked for a spider bite mark, and found nothing. My hand was really throbbing, so I went to the medicine cabinet and took three aspirin. After an hour they did not seem to be working, so I took some Ibuprofine (sp?) and that kicked in so I coud get back to sleep. By six o'clock the swelling was larger and it got worse during the day. Yesterday I went to see the doctor and had X-rays and blood tests. No elevated white blood cells even though it sure looks like a hell of an infection. I am now on an antibiotic and pain meds that make me sleepy. 30 hours since I started the antibiotic, but no improvement noted.

No wound, no bruise, no bite. I am thinking microbacillus which I know do not always respond to our standard antibiotics but sometimes do respond to sulfa drugs, the kind used before WWII.

If I have not died from toxic schock by monday morning I will go back and state my opinion and see what the doctor says. A micro Bacillus can get in through a small scratch in the skin, so small that you can not see it.

Meanwhile, I have found that I can use the left hand, but I am clumsy as hell, especially with toilet paper. I recommend everybody practice just in case.

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04-15-2012 07:00 AM

 



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RE: It is important knowing how to use both hands.
Joe Neubarth  Wrote:
I am right handed. Well, I was until three days ago when I woke up with an aching right hand about 3 in the morning. I thought I must have slugged something in my sleep, so turned on the bedroom light and looked at my hand. It was swollen and throbbing, but there was no evidence of a Black and Blue hematoma anywhere on my hand. I looked for a spider bite mark, and found nothing. My hand was really throbbing, so I went to the medicine cabinet and took three aspirin. After an hour they did not seem to be working, so I took some Ibuprofine (sp?) and that kicked in so I coud get back to sleep. By six o'clock the swelling was larger and it got worse during the day. Yesterday I went to see the doctor and had X-rays and blood tests. No elevated white blood cells even though it sure looks like a hell of an infection. I am now on an antibiotic and pain meds that make me sleepy. 30 hours since I started the antibiotic, but no improvement noted.

No wound, no bruise, no bite. I am thinking microbacillus which I know do not always respond to our standard antibiotics but sometimes do respond to sulfa drugs, the kind used before WWII.

If I have not died from toxic schock by monday morning I will go back and state my opinion and see what the doctor says. A micro Bacillus can get in through a small scratch in the skin, so small that you can not see it.

Meanwhile, I have found that I can use the left hand, but I am clumsy as hell, especially with toilet paper. I recommend everybody practice just in case.

You should try keeping your hand in a bucket of ice with water poured into it until you can stand it no more.

See if that de-swells it.

If it is swolen and throbing the blood is going in and not comming out, maybe you have a blocked return blood vessel--did you eat a lot of red meat (or smoke ciggaretts) over the course of your life?
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04-15-2012 07:01 AM

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RE: It is important knowing how to use both hands.
Two weeks ago on Monday afternoon, I was working on my car, and removing some bolts on the ends of the axle tubes on th erear differential that retain the brake backing plates, etc.

They are retained with bolts with nuts inboard of the flange, that have a half-wing-nut looking thing manufactured onto them, to sop the nut from turning against the end of the axle tube, so you don't need to use a wrench on 'em.

I was unbolting these with a 1/2-inch air impact gun, same as is used to install & remove the lugs on your wheels.

I got 6 of 'em off no problem, on #7 I somehow still had my left index finger between that wing on the nut and the axle tube, and I nailed that impact full power.. the wing on the nut of course spun around and gouged itself into the end of my finger, and man what a mess...

Not a HUGE wound, I got the bleeding stopped and wrpped it and went back to work on the car and finished the job.

Several days later it was red and swelling and hot, I went to the ER, and had it examined. They put me on 2 - 500mg's of Keflex twice per day.

I've been doctoring it since it happened, taking the pills, and it's getting better but it's still all fraked up, the side and tip of the finger are numb so I know I did nerve damage, and it's healing slowly. It still hurts pretty good at times too.

I'm soaking it in hot water twice a day followed by a soak in hydrogen peroxide and re-wrapping it with antibiotic ointment in the wound.

I've got another 4 days of oral antibiotics left... and I'm really hoping it gets good enough to heal by itself by then.

If not, I guess it'll be back off to some Doctor or another and see where it goes from there.

The constant pain and having to be careful with it even though it's the left and I am right handed is getting to be a TOTAL pain in the balls.
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04-15-2012 07:09 AM

 



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RE: It is important knowing how to use both hands.
God bless both of you. :(

Get some colloidal silver 500PPM, from Herbal Healer, it's the best, and tea tree oil and oil of oregano and some bentonite clay for drawing.

Always drink a tea of colloidal with a 16.9 oz bottle of water drink the whole thing and this goes for toothaches and the first signs of food poisoning too.

Also, a zapper.
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