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Jesus painting restoration makes PAINTING OF Christ look like a hairy monkey.
Arch Phoenix
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Jesus painting restoration makes PAINTING OF Christ look like a hairy monkey.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/...st-1276477

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Centro de estudios Borjanos /AP

Church officials have gone ape after a pensioner tried to restore a faded painting and ended up making Jesus Christ look like a monkey.

80-year-old Celia Gimenez decided to touch up the worn fresco of Christ wearing a crown of thorns at her church in Borja, Spain.

But the 19th-century painting of Christ has now been left disfigured and church officials are pondering what to do with it.




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The funny part is the first memes crop up!

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Manip U. Late
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08-24-2012 11:00 PM

 



Post: #2
RE: Jesus painting restoration makes Christ look like a hairy monkey.
See how nicely the robe was touched-up. Not bad, eh? Its not all that easy to make clothing look like its hanging naturally around someone.
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RE: Jesus painting restoration makes Christ look like a hairy monkey.
That should make you happy Archie Jptdknpa

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Arch Phoenix
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RE: Jesus painting restoration makes Christ look like a hairy monkey.
Foodnipple  Wrote:
That should make you happy Archie Jptdknpa

As if you dont think thats funny!

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RE: Jesus painting restoration makes Christ look like a hairy monkey.
LmaoLmao

Now that is funny. Jesus would laugh at that.

I'm sure they meant well. And it is only a painting. An excrescence to be sure but, a painting.

Cui Bono?
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RE: Jesus painting restoration makes Christ look like a hairy monkey.
Arch Phoenix  Wrote:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/...st-1276477

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Centro de estudios Borjanos /AP

Church officials have gone ape after a pensioner tried to restore a faded painting and ended up making Jesus Christ look like a monkey.

80-year-old Celia Gimenez decided to touch up the worn fresco of Christ wearing a crown of thorns at her church in Borja, Spain.

But the 19th-century painting of Christ has now been left disfigured and church officials are pondering what to do with it.




Jptdknpa
The funny part is the first memes crop up!

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He is Monkey jesus!

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RE: Jesus painting restoration makes Christ look like a hairy monkey.
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RE: Jesus painting restoration makes Christ look like a hairy monkey.
Arch Phoenix  Wrote:
Foodnipple  Wrote:
That should make you happy Archie Jptdknpa

As if you dont think thats funny!

I've been sitting here lmao for a good 5 minutes Lmao

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RE: Jesus painting restoration makes Christ look like a hairy monkey.
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RE: Jesus painting restoration makes Christ look like a hairy monkey.
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rentgirl nli
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RE: Jesus painting restoration makes Christ look like a hairy monkey.
the painting is called "Ecce Homo" (behold the man) and is pretty much a revered painting in Spain. It doesn't have much monetary worth, but it is a beautiful piece of work that didn't deserve to be defaced by grandma.

bless her heart, she tried to "help."

well, what ya gonna do?
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RE: Jesus painting restoration makes Christ look like a hairy monkey.
rentgirl nli  Wrote:
the painting is called "Ecce Homo" (behold the man) and is pretty much a revered painting in Spain. It doesn't have much monetary worth, but it is a beautiful piece of work that didn't deserve to be defaced by grandma.

bless her heart, she tried to "help."

well, what ya gonna do?

well.. Jesus woulda forgiven her..
pretty sure lol

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RE: Jesus painting restoration makes Christ look like a hairy monkey.
I saw that on ABC news last night. The 80 year old woman frantically explained that she was just trying to help.

There are no real pictures of Christ, so it does not really matter.

It is actually very funny.

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rentgirl nli
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RE: Jesus painting restoration makes Christ look like a hairy monkey.
Coolchick  Wrote:
rentgirl nli  Wrote:
the painting is called "Ecce Homo" (behold the man) and is pretty much a revered painting in Spain. It doesn't have much monetary worth, but it is a beautiful piece of work that didn't deserve to be defaced by grandma.

bless her heart, she tried to "help."

well, what ya gonna do?

well.. Jesus woulda forgiven her..
pretty sure lol

naw, he would have spanked her lightly


chuckle
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RE: Jesus painting restoration makes Christ look like a hairy monkey.
rentgirl nli  Wrote:
Coolchick  Wrote:
rentgirl nli  Wrote:
the painting is called "Ecce Homo" (behold the man) and is pretty much a revered painting in Spain. It doesn't have much monetary worth, but it is a beautiful piece of work that didn't deserve to be defaced by grandma.

bless her heart, she tried to "help."

well, what ya gonna do?

well.. Jesus woulda forgiven her..
pretty sure lol

naw, he would have spanked her lightly


chuckle

i think he woulda laughed though lol..
how could you not..

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