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"Kiss my ass! This is a holy site."
Hamsterfist
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08-01-2012 01:13 AM

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Today, reporters were shouting questions at Romney, and one of his aides was trying to quiet the reporters. Eventually he told them: "Kiss my ass! This is a holy site for the Polish people."

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/201...?hpt=hp_t3

Which to be honest is a funny mix of words. Here he is trying to get them to be respectful, by being a huge dick. So, this got me thinking. What other phrases mixing being a dick at an inappropriate site/time can you think of?

Mine:

"Suck my asshole. This is grandma's funeral."

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Windy Soliloquy
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08-01-2012 01:25 AM

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Post: #2
RE: "Kiss my ass! This is a holy site."
you want me to link asinine posts by yours truly?


i'm sure i make at least 10 a week right up this back ally

i happen to love abusing grammar in this way


Hugs
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Rager
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08-01-2012 01:28 AM

 



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RE: "Kiss my ass! This is a holy site."
They have to make Obama's win in November look legitimate. How do they do that?

Tell Mitt Romney to make himself look like a tool.
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08-01-2012 01:29 AM

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RE: "Kiss my ass! This is a holy site."
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In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
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LoP Guest
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08-01-2012 01:29 AM

 



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RE: "Kiss my ass! This is a holy site."
Classy foul mouth liberals at work.
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Hamsterfist
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08-01-2012 01:30 AM

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RE: "Kiss my ass! This is a holy site."
Spank The Monkey  Wrote:
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Love this! Funny.

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Hamsterfist
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08-01-2012 01:31 AM

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RE: "Kiss my ass! This is a holy site."
LoP Guest  Wrote:
Classy foul mouth liberals at work.

Last I checked, it was Romney's handler that started this. Kindly go back into your bubble. Thank you.

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Hamsterfist
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08-01-2012 01:39 AM

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RE: "Kiss my ass! This is a holy site."
LoP Guest  Wrote:
Hamsterfist  Wrote:
Today, reporters were shouting questions at Romney, and one of his aides was trying to quiet the reporters. Eventually he told them: "Kiss my ass! This is a holy site for the Polish people."

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/201...?hpt=hp_t3

Which to be honest is a funny mix of words. Here he is trying to get them to be respectful, by being a huge dick. So, this got me thinking. What other phrases mixing being a dick at an inappropriate site/time can you think of?

Mine:

"Suck my asshole. This is grandma's funeral."

You said that, you foul-mouthed spork?

chuckle

In response to what Romney's handler said. Only an idiot would point out one, ignore the other, and then act like only what one side said was "foul". You are nothing but pure partisan garbage. The slime and sludge that is destroying the world. Congratulations on having a closed mind. I bet everyone in the trailer park is proud.

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LoP Guest
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08-01-2012 01:41 AM

 



Post: #9
RE: "Kiss my ass! This is a holy site."
Hamsterfist  Wrote:
LoP Guest  Wrote:
Classy foul mouth liberals at work.

Last I checked, it was Romney's handler that started this. Kindly go back into your bubble. Thank you.

Hence the comedy gold, because that is the exact shit partisan spammers spit constantly while their guys run around behaving that way.
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ButtonsAren'tToys
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08-01-2012 01:41 AM

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RE: "Kiss my ass! This is a holy site."
Jptdknpa
Spank The Monkey  Wrote:
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that is so all sorts of wrong Lmao
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LoP Guest
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08-01-2012 01:47 AM

 



Post: #11
RE: "Kiss my ass! This is a holy site."
Hamsterfist  Wrote:
LoP Guest  Wrote:
Hamsterfist  Wrote:
Today, reporters were shouting questions at Romney, and one of his aides was trying to quiet the reporters. Eventually he told them: "Kiss my ass! This is a holy site for the Polish people."

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/201...?hpt=hp_t3

Which to be honest is a funny mix of words. Here he is trying to get them to be respectful, by being a huge dick. So, this got me thinking. What other phrases mixing being a dick at an inappropriate site/time can you think of?

Mine:

"Suck my asshole. This is grandma's funeral."

You said that, you foul-mouthed spork?

chuckle

In response to what Romney's handler said. Only an idiot would point out one, ignore the other, and then act like only what one side said was "foul". You are nothing but pure partisan garbage. The slime and sludge that is destroying the world. Congratulations on having a closed mind. I bet everyone in the trailer park is proud.

Rofl you missed a response to your own joke - the mix of words?!

Plus you should check your assumption calculator as it's off a bit...

I'm not interested in ANY party politics - let alone in the USA...

And our trailer parks, here, are mostly holiday-homes like Butlin's - they like jokes at Butlin's!

Heartflowers
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Hamsterfist
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08-01-2012 01:52 AM

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RE: "Kiss my ass! This is a holy site."
LoP Guest  Wrote:
Hamsterfist  Wrote:
LoP Guest  Wrote:
You said that, you foul-mouthed spork?

chuckle

In response to what Romney's handler said. Only an idiot would point out one, ignore the other, and then act like only what one side said was "foul". You are nothing but pure partisan garbage. The slime and sludge that is destroying the world. Congratulations on having a closed mind. I bet everyone in the trailer park is proud.

Rofl you missed a response to your own joke - the mix of words?!

Plus you should check your assumption calculator as it's off a bit...

I'm not interested in ANY party politics - let alone in the USA...

And our trailer parks, here, are mostly holiday-homes like Butlin's - they like jokes at Butlin's!

Heartflowers

You didn't play the game right then. Something foul, at an inappropriate time. Being foul to someone on LOP is always appropriate.

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LoP Guest
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08-01-2012 01:53 AM

 



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RE: "Kiss my ass! This is a holy site."
Hamsterfist  Wrote:
Today, reporters were shouting questions at Romney, and one of his aides was trying to quiet the reporters. Eventually he told them: "Kiss my ass! This is a holy site for the Polish people."

International buffoon’s Failapalozza goes on as expected.
JptdknpaJptdknpaJptdknpa
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LoP Guest
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08-01-2012 01:55 AM

 



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RE: "Kiss my ass! This is a holy site."
ButtonsArentToys  Wrote:
Spank The Monkey  Wrote:
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that is so all sorts of wrong Lmao

Lmonkey
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Pi
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08-01-2012 02:08 AM

 



Post: #15
RE: "Kiss my ass! This is a holy site."
Well, at least Mitt’s got the Forrest Gump vote all locked up.

Run, MITTENS, run!
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