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Local News
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12-01-2011 09:11 AM

 



Post: #1
Local News
They are going to raise our electricity rates. Thats because a German company moved in to build windmills. Thats right. Windmills. Yeah have to pay some German company for Windmills on a wind farm. They stopped the coal fired power plant. Said it waqs bad for the environment so our power rates have skyrocketed to pay for windmills.

Next we have the obesity expert inteview. Notice how all these fat kids stories are coming out at the same time? Thats not an accident. She was even talking about doing surgery on kids to cut the fat away. And its for one simple reason. They are getting ready to set up roadblocks and starve everyone to death. Thats right. And fat kids live too long off that stored fat. Yeah welcome to hell. Can you see the real reason for those cameras and the tazer drones. Once they lock you down in your houses and leave you with only seven days food if you try and make a run for it then they can spot you easy with them cameras and kill you deader than a hammer. But they are not going to waste depleted uranium on you because you'll be dead before it could even give you cancer. Dude tried to go over the fence at Auschwitz. Dern Jew. Only now it ain't the Jew its You.

How about all those car accidents? Why praytell do you have to hear about every single car wreck where someone got hurt. Oh they got a doozy cooking up with that one. It has to do with mandatory vaccinations and something called yersinia pestis and biometric IDs. Yersinia, you know, black plague, the stuff that researcher and the University of Chicago mysteriously died of a little over a year ago. It was supposed to be a weakened strain. Supposed to be. Ain't it strange that they just finished DNA sequencing it sort of like swine flu before the H1N1 outbreak. Kinda weird huh?

And then the closing of the Mayberry RFD post office. So we can sepnd hundreds of billions blowing up weddings with depleted uranium in Whofukcingcaresistan but we can't pay for a postman at Mayberry. You see, when they starve everyone they want them in big cities. Thats why they have been running the DUI checkpoints. Preconditioning for when they lock your ass down for real in the genocide. So around here they are closing the small town post offices and shutting down small town grocery stores that have been there for almost a hundred years.

Well thats the evening news for tongith. Weather after the break.
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Grendelmort
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12-01-2011 09:23 AM

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RE: Local News
"meanwhile over in Hickory Flats, Edna Fitch's cow got out again today temporarily blocking county road 12 until the cow could be captured, this resulted in the mail delivery for that are to be a half hour behind schedule".

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