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Man suffocates wife accidentally with a dutch oven!
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Indian food will do it every time! Lmao
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BAYHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I know her dying isn't funny but that entire article was comedic gold. I really lost it when I was reading what the judge said
Quote:"I accept that you did not intend that your wife should die in this manner, and I note both your grief and regret, which is why I will suspend your sentence on the grounds of time already served. Nonetheless, the conviction remains, in the hope that you will be an example to other husbands and boyfriends across the UK, and a ray of light to their long suffering wives and girlfriends, that this frankly gross, and often dangerous practice can no longer be taken lightly, or risk facing such tragic consequences as you have."


I can understand a bunch of collage guys doing this to each other but I'm utterly lost as to why you would do it to a person you loved.....unless you have such a relationship with them.
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tragic...i cant imagine how id feel if i did this. although, her being dead in 30 seconds is BS. had he administered CPR/rescue breathing she would have been fine.
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Therian  Wrote: (08-20-2013 02:34 AM)
BAYHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I know her dying isn't funny but that entire article was comedic gold. I really lost it when I was reading what the judge said
Quote:"I accept that you did not intend that your wife should die in this manner, and I note both your grief and regret, which is why I will suspend your sentence on the grounds of time already served. Nonetheless, the conviction remains, in the hope that you will be an example to other husbands and boyfriends across the UK, and a ray of light to their long suffering wives and girlfriends, that this frankly gross, and often dangerous practice can no longer be taken lightly, or risk facing such tragic consequences as you have."


I can understand a bunch of collage guys doing this to each other but I'm utterly lost as to why you would do it to a person you loved.....unless you have such a relationship with them.

My ex never 'dutch-ovened' me but he really enjoyed farting on me in bed. What childish behavior. Grow up guys. Do this to your frat brats or something but not your wife.
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You know it is a joke right?
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Sorry double post
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This is a joke.
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czygyny  Wrote: (08-20-2013 02:41 AM)
Therian  Wrote: (08-20-2013 02:34 AM)
BAYHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I know her dying isn't funny but that entire article was comedic gold. I really lost it when I was reading what the judge said


I can understand a bunch of collage guys doing this to each other but I'm utterly lost as to why you would do it to a person you loved.....unless you have such a relationship with them.

My ex never 'dutch-ovened' me but he really enjoyed farting on me in bed. What childish behavior. Grow up guys. Do this to your frat brats or something but not your wife.

you sound prudish i see why he left you

Rofl
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grasptheuniverse  Wrote: (08-20-2013 02:46 AM)
This is a joke.
Yep, the disclaimer on that site is funny
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Falcon Punch  Wrote: (08-20-2013 02:48 AM)
czygyny  Wrote: (08-20-2013 02:41 AM)
My ex never 'dutch-ovened' me but he really enjoyed farting on me in bed. What childish behavior. Grow up guys. Do this to your frat brats or something but not your wife.

you sound prudish i see why he left you

Rofl

Nope, he was encouraged to leave by the restraining order in my hand and a squad car on the way.

I bet you're one of those who think its just great to smash cake in the bride's face at the wedding reception and later set her up for embarassing practical jokes.

I prefer someone a bit more caring and mature. But, hey, to each his own. Smiley-taunt013 Heartflowers chuckle
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Attention women: Keep a cast iron skillet next to your bed in case your husband tries this tomfoolery.

Skillets trump dutch ovens.
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robyn banks nli  Wrote: (08-20-2013 02:59 AM)
Attention women: Keep a cast iron skillet next to your bed in case your husband tries this tomfoolery.

Skillets trump dutch ovens.

I have both, but the dutch oven weighs a hefty thirty pounds. The skillet, however, is easier to lob at someone.
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czygyny  Wrote: (08-20-2013 02:56 AM)
Falcon Punch  Wrote: (08-20-2013 02:48 AM)
you sound prudish i see why he left you

Rofl

Nope, he was encouraged to leave by the restraining order in my hand and a squad car on the way.

I bet you're one of those who think its just great to smash cake in the bride's face at the wedding reception and later set her up for embarassing practical jokes.

I prefer someone a bit more caring and mature. But, hey, to each his own. Smiley-taunt013 Heartflowers chuckle

i was jk lol....
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