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Marriage.. a short story ...Non-fiction.. by me.
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06-17-2012 11:34 PM

 



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beermug Marriage.. a short story ...Non-fiction.. by me.
I'm 35, and never been married, with NO kids... here's the story that will never happen to me.

Marriage.. You get married.. Good sex every day for a year.. then then every other day the next year.. then every other month the next year.. Then she says I want a baby.
The baby comes along and suddenly she is "Too tired" or has a "headache" when your time comes around every other month. Oh.. or she's on her period.

So now it's waking up every hour of the night changing diapers.. cleaning up puke.
Then the kids a couple years old and just in time to get some sleep before you die from exhaustion.. guess what.. shes prego again. Now when your not working, your running to doctor visits.. cleaning up toys.. soccer practice.. school plays.. you haven't been laid in over a year.

Now your in your 40's with only a few good sperm left.. and just when the kids are old enough to give you a little free time.. and you think your getting laid.. you come home from work early to find that the Mrs.. has the Air Conditioner Repair Man in the bedroom..and is climaxing pretty good by the time you get to the door. When you confront her about it she says that your marriage is "stale" and since you work all the time and the kids are in college.. she was lonely. But she's in love w/ someone else now and wants a divorce.

So guess what.. that 50 hours a week youve been putting in at work since 1990 to pay for that big f*cking house with 4 bedrooms.. it's all you in it now. And you don't need 4 bedrooms so you decide to sell.. but you can't because the market is so damn shitty. Mean while your wife is threatining to have you arrested for not paying your kids child support.. bc even though they are 18 and out of the house.. they are still in college so you must pay.

They don't even call you on Fathers day.. for christ sake.. but here you are handing them half your paycheck each week. The other half of your check goes to pay the property taxes and upkeep on a home you don't even need any more.

Forget going out and finding a new girl.. your a hasbeen. Over 40.. No money.. Washed up.. and Used up. And even if you did have a little money to go out on you wouldn't have time b/c you still spend all your time at the office.. in a crunched up cubicle.. waiting for 5 o'clock.. while your ex wife is setting by the pool with a coctail.. and getting oral from her new husband, the ex AC repair guy. See he's ex repair guy because he quit his job when he and Jane realized she got enough money out of the divorce settlement to support them both comfortably for a few decades. And since they don't have any kids their thinking about just travelling for a couple years.. On your dime.

Your feeling a little depressed today.. being a Saturday..and all alone..so you give your First born daughter a call at college.. but she doesn't have time to talk and says she'll call you back which she never does..

See.. friend your not important.. your just another fool who got married, worked your life away and had kids.. loving kids who dont even have five minutes to ask you how you've been. Good luck! Enjoy that Wedding cake!! Lmao
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RE: Marriage.. a short story ...Non-fiction.. by me.
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06-17-2012 11:39 PM

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RE: Marriage.. a short story ...Non-fiction.. by me.
oh geez , go soak your head !
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RE: Marriage.. a short story ...Non-fiction.. by me.
Some people make wiser choices over who and why they marry.
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06-17-2012 11:42 PM

 



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oh geez , go soak your head !

A little too close to home heh!
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06-17-2012 11:44 PM

 



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RE: Marriage.. a short story ...Non-fiction.. by me.
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Some people make wiser choices over who and why they marry.

It's not about a wise choice dear.. it's about luck of the draw.
I know many smart guys who thought they made a wise choice and ended up in this situation.

See, it's 50/50 these days.. no better than a Roulette game at a casino. Red or Black.

Women are unpredictable.. period. With a divorce rate hovering at 50 percent.. I don't think thats a bet Im willing to make.
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06-17-2012 11:46 PM

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chuckle Cool story bro.

'Hell is other people'
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that pretty much sums it up...

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RE: Marriage.. a short story ...Non-fiction.. by me.
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Sunny  Wrote:
Some people make wiser choices over who and why they marry.

It's not about a wise choice dear.. it's about luck of the draw.
I know many smart guys who thought they made a wise choice and ended up in this situation.

See, it's 50/50 these days.. no better than a Roulette game at a casino. Red or Black.

Women are unpredictable.. period. With a divorce rate hovering at 50 percent.. I don't think thats a bet Im willing to make.

The divorce rate is at 50% because a lot of people don't make wise choices. I know of 4 people right now that are planning marriages and I guarantee all 4 will wind up in divorce.
One is getting married to a guy she had an affair with while he was married to his 2nd wife, his 1st wife divorced him for the affair he had on her with his second wife.
She's just #3, and she doesn't see it.

One is marrying a guy who was the first redneck with a big truck that came along right after her 3rd husband died.

One is a man that is getting married to a woman he met on a dating site, he says he really doesn't care all that much about her, but he's tired of dating sites just to get laid.

One is a young woman who is getting married to a man 17yrs older than she is. They only dated for a few months before announcing their engagement.

People just rush into marriages to quickly these days, I don't know why. I almost think they have to "prove" to people that they really like each other by getting married, and then there is this whole new "marriage ceremony" thing everyone has to one up each other one.
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RE: Marriage.. a short story ...Non-fiction.. by me.
That story is all too common, a revolting expose on this evil world of sin.

God's Word says not to get married if at all possbile because it will not
work out...not might not, will not.

But and if thou marry, thou hast not sinned; and if a virgin marry, she
hath not sinned. Nevertheless such shall have trouble in the flesh (1 Corinthians 7:28)
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Heartflowers Heartflowers :chuckle:you sir made me smile...

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RE: Marriage.. a short story ...Non-fiction.. by me.
what you are describing is life. doesnt work out like that for everyone, and if it does, so what?

if you want to avoid all real responsibility and just serve yourself, thats up to you. its a nice easy option, albeit a rather an empty, pointless and nihilistic existence, but hey ho

essentially your genes will die with you but thats probably just good old darwinism in action. the rest of us will carry on somehow without your genetic gold mine

Jhikpghf
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RE: Marriage.. a short story ...Non-fiction.. by me.
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That story is all too common, a revolting expose on this evil world of sin.

God's Word says not to get married if at all possbile because it will not
work out...not might not, will not.

But and if thou marry, thou hast not sinned; and if a virgin marry, she
hath not sinned. Nevertheless such shall have trouble in the flesh (1 Corinthians 7:28)

Ggfkrlte

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RE: Marriage.. a short story ...Non-fiction.. by me.
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what you are describing is life. doesnt work out like that for everyone, and if it does, so what?

if you want to avoid all real responsibility and just serve yourself, thats up to you. its a nice easy option, albeit a rather an empty, pointless and nihilistic existence, but hey ho

essentially your genes will die with you but thats probably just good old darwinism in action. the rest of us will carry on somehow without your genetic gold mine

Jhikpghf

Yeah.. youre right.. being free, single, and keeping my money and youth sounds pretty empty and drab.. Lol.

At least you will be happy in the afterlife knowing you spread your genes. Oh wait you will be dead. You won't care. chuckle
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