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**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 91960 04-22-2012 10:27 PM

I just wanted to give a heads up to all my male friends online that I've discovered the heaven that is expensive cologne. I bought some Cartier fragrance for men and it's absolutely awesome. I walk around all day in the best smelling air that gently wafts into my nostrils from my body. I've already spent over three hundred for about 16 ounces of the heaven that is Cartier. So far the aroma that has me in ecstasy is Declaration.

Stop being a philistine and pay the price for good fragrance for men.

Before the drooling mouthbreathing hicks start screeching about me being gay I really don't care what you uncultured backwoods fartsniffing cretins think.

**Lackadaisical Lexi**

Good cologne is a great tool in the arsenal of grooming but please, oh please, do not bathe in it.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 91960 04-22-2012 10:31 PM

Lackadaisical Lexi Wrote:

Good cologne is a great tool in the arsenal of grooming but please, oh please, do not bathe in it.

Refined senses don't need to overdo the finer things in life. It's those with undeveloped senses and thoughts that make a mockery of the good.

**Lackadaisical Lexi**

I wasn't commenting to you directly, I should have specified that. Too often, from far off, I catch a whiff of a yummy men's cologne. I even try to figure out which gent in the room is wearing it. Then they get closer and I nearly choke. You're right! When it comes to fragrances (for a man or woman) the saying you can never have too much of a good thing does not apply.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 88446 04-22-2012 10:37 PM

LoP Guest Wrote:

I just wanted to give a heads up to all my male friends online that I've discovered the heaven that is expensive cologne. I bought some Cartier fragrance for men and it's absolutely awesome. I walk around all day in the best smelling air that gently wafts into my nostrils from my body. I've already spent over three hundred for about 16 ounces of the heaven that is Cartier. So far the aroma that has me in ecstasy is Declaration.

Stop being a philistine and pay the price for good fragrance for men.

Before the drooling mouthbreathing hicks start screeching about me being gay I really don't care what you uncultured backwoods fartsniffing cretins think.

As long as you stay out of the patchouli.

**Aqua**

Jose' our waiter at our fave mexican restaurant wears something yummy to the point that I finally asked him what it was.

It was one of the Canoe scents, which are quite expensive!

**Chawlee**

Nuthin'll overpower the horseshit on my boots

**Wicman**

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 91960 04-22-2012 10:49 PM

Womam Wrote:

Jose' our waiter at our fave mexican restaurant wears something yummy to the point that I finally asked him what it was.

It was one of the Canoe scents, which are quite expensive!

Is this a joke? Canoe is alchohol based horse piss that costs ten dollars a bottle. This is the scent that waiter and busboys douse themselves with to hide the stench of their poverty.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 80629 04-22-2012 10:50 PM

This is spam. Go sell your vanity shit somewhere else.

**Tude**

Chawlee Wrote:

Nuthin'll overpower the horseshit on my boots

LOL - a friend from another forum runs a sheep ranch in Montana - I don't think he thinks about cologne there.

OTOH - I have a guy at college who fancies himself as a ladies man - he is very nice but ... man alive he takes a bath in his good smelling stuffs and it lasts in the hallway for hours. chuckle

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 91960 04-22-2012 11:02 PM

LoP Guest Wrote:

This is spam. Go sell your vanity shit somewhere else.

It's ok, you can take comfort in knowing that you and your fellow unrefined, uncultured, barbarians are in the majority. I think it takes an unappreciated intelligence to enjoy the more refined experiences of this reality.

**Ultima_Thule**

i prefer obsession for men.

**Chawlee**

LoP Guest Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
This is spam. Go sell your vanity shit somewhere else.

It's ok, you can take comfort in knowing that you and your fellow unrefined, uncultured, barbarians are in the majority. I think it takes an unappreciated intelligence to enjoy the more refined experiences of this reality.

That was a little over my unrefined head.

Was you a sayin you like smellin purdy?

**Watt4**

Gucci, Burberry, and Versace... but wear them one at a time.