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Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?
munit
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Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?

I was great. You loved it. [Image: 7D47_4E962234.gif]
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RE: Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?
Parody book on microsoft's stay at home server

“A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.”
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not the droid im looking for
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RE: Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?
Is it too god damned much to ask them to make it whistle like R2D2? Why do they create such dark side looking shite? That server looks like the black cube the Mohammedans pray to! Who wants a damned dishwasher looking thing? Give me a dome with some blue anaodized chrome and some robot fart-sounds at least!
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RE: Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?
Boogiepika

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RE: Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?
munit  Wrote:
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yes, this is a real book...
http://www.amazon.com/Mommy-Why-There-Se...160530641X

"Cause when you go to sleep, mommy's friends come over and mommy's pays the rent thanks to all her fans"

chuckle

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RE: Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?
Our first server appeared in our home eighteen years ago. It ran what Microsoft advertised at the time as "The unstoppable Windows NT". Funny thing is, they were right. I still have systems running Windows NT today and they can run for a year without a reboot.

What Microsoft did not anticipate was people's inability to correctly configure the operating system to be the incredibly stable and secure if properly configured platform it was intended to be.

When the servers that are the database that is the federal reserve were before me (I could touch them if I wished), they ran Windows NT; newer technology was available but not used by them.

Now we have four servers in the communications closet in our home.



edit for fat fingr typos!

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not the droid im looking
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Is it too god damned much to ask them to make it whistle like R2D2? Why do they create such dark side looking shite? That server looks like the black cube the Mohammedans pray to! Who wants a damned dishwasher looking thing? Give me a dome with some blue anaodized chrome and some robot fart-sounds at least!

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RE: Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?
Publisher "MICROSOFT" lmfao, could not have guessed that one.

Really lol
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