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My Husband Thinks Children Are Too Expensive...
Queen Of Revelation
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09-22-2012 02:39 AM

 



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gmorning My Husband Thinks Children Are Too Expensive...
I will have as many children as God gives me.

I decided to deny his conjugal visits as long as he refuses to comply with God's will.

Children are a blessing. Whatever the Lord provides.

chuckle
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Pope Barbie Imaculata
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09-22-2012 02:44 AM

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RE: My Husband Thinks Children Are Too Expensive...
Hookers are still less expensive than kids. I am sure your husband is doing fine.

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Queen Of Revelation
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09-22-2012 02:46 AM

 



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gmorning RE: My Husband Thinks Children Are Too Expensive...
barbsat  Wrote:
Hookers are still less expensive than kids. I am sure your husband is doing fine.

Then why does he keep sending desperate messages?

Anon
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RE: My Husband Thinks Children Are Too Expensive...
He is right.
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Nothing Is True
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09-22-2012 02:48 AM

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RE: My Husband Thinks Children Are Too Expensive...
And, by Goodness, you should have as many children as you want! Go ahead, young lady - and good luck to you.

After all, you sound like a perfectly sane and rational human being. Not at all immature or f*cking STUPID!!

Scream1

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Pope Barbie Imaculata
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09-22-2012 02:49 AM

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RE: My Husband Thinks Children Are Too Expensive...
Queen Of Revelation  Wrote:
barbsat  Wrote:
Hookers are still less expensive than kids. I am sure your husband is doing fine.

Then why does he keep sending desperate messages?

Anon

To throw you off the trail. He is secretly seeing a 6'2 tall blonde German woman named Gretchen who has a collection of thigh boots and whips.

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Ray-Ray Debarge
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09-22-2012 02:49 AM

 



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RE: My Husband Thinks Children Are Too Expensive...
What if you two compromise and exclusively do anal?
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09-22-2012 02:50 AM

 



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RE: My Husband Thinks Children Are Too Expensive...
I've had more problems with the women than the children
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Smilin' Eyes
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09-22-2012 02:50 AM

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RE: My Husband Thinks Children Are Too Expensive...
**Sniff, sniff** Smells like a troll thread??

1dunno1

We have two kids and you're husband is correct, they are EXTREMELY expensive. Love our sons, but we did have a ton more extra cash and extra free time before we had them.
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furious RE: My Husband Thinks Children Are Too Expensive...
Who buys kids?
Did your *lord* teach you that?
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Vlad
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09-22-2012 02:52 AM

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RE: My Husband Thinks Children Are Too Expensive...
Queen Of Revelation  Wrote:
I will have as many children as God gives me.

I decided to deny his conjugal visits as long as he refuses to comply with God's will.

Children are a blessing. Whatever the Lord provides.

chuckle

I wish I had the braveness to Leo on with my xxxxxx loong time ago about KidsCheer

She have loads of em todayHugs, and still look wonderful!
Apple?, I´m as fit as you!, why you think I will be ugly if have Kids?

Everybody we know becomes very fat/ugly, not deny it ok!
You bet?, I got scared big time so chickened out, but live to regret itchuckle

I had to say no no when we meet again, since She not ok with 3 Kids, same story over again ha haHugs

No wonder I admire Girlies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR6iYWJxHqs
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Pope Barbie Imaculata
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RE: My Husband Thinks Children Are Too Expensive...
Ozymandias  Wrote:
What if you two compromise and exclusively do anal?

What if she is crazy enough to keep the "children" that produces? Scream1

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RE: My Husband Thinks Children Are Too Expensive...
barbsat  Wrote:
Ozymandias  Wrote:
What if you two compromise and exclusively do anal?

What if she is crazy enough to keep the "children" that produces? Scream1

Then she'll have an odoriferous nursery full of tar babies. 1dunno1
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RE: My Husband Thinks Children Are Too Expensive...
She is amazing, so very happy I not dragged Her into misery.
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RE: My Husband Thinks Children Are Too Expensive...
barbsat  Wrote:
Ozymandias  Wrote:
What if you two compromise and exclusively do anal?

What if she is crazy enough to keep the "children" that produces? Scream1

MWUAHAhahaha


This thread smells of Daisy.
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