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You've all seen him there to the left as my AV, that's my kitteh Thor.

Thor likes the pool, he's as deaf as a post and afraid of nothing.

It started out as a simple enough question the other night on the board, Geogal asked it in a music thread:

Geogal  Wrote:

btw, CD, when did your cat find the mickey mouse ears and start drinking regularly?

So I answered her, but kept wondering myself, was there something in Thor's past, his days as a kitten and trips to the facility that should have clued me in that he had been subject to monarch programming? I know, I know--for a cat?!?!?

Stranger things have happened!!

Still I wondered, Thor seemed more somber, gone was the playful kitteh.

He seemed drunken--perhaps drunken with power!!

I replied to Geo that night in the music thread:

CourtDude  Wrote:

He stands as deaf testimony to why a cat should never be shaken and twisted!!!

While I was in a 250 year old tavern on my last business trip, showing the barmaiden The Martini Maven's explicite instructions on how to prepare a proper cocktail for me, my cat was at home, watching the tele no less.

I don't know if he saw too many people drinking in music videos with hidded symbology in them but before I had been gone a night, he had become the Illuminatti Catnip Controller!!



Perhaps it was just too much catnip or he thought he saw a trigger for previously performed programming involving needles and medical garbed-practicioners of arts long forgotten hidden in one single frame of a Jessie J. video.




Nah, 'would never happen.

We may never know.


As for me... the Martini Maven's recipe prepared in a tavern a thousand miles from her had me vulnerable after only three sips!






and my cat and i both now have a cocktail shaker

To really know how Thor became the Illuminatti Catnip Controller, is to know how he came to be in this reality, foretold in previously unseen Ancient Egyptian Papyri and copper plates foretelling of the quadrature of the god Sun-Ra, whose magnetic poles moving to four new positions, something unseen since the Egyptian Empires rose and fell beneath a red sun, signals the beginning!

A copper shield with inlays of different alloys, one not found in any other artifact, chemical anaylsis of any megalithic site or anywhere else on this planet, showing the quadrature, passed from generation to generation across four millenia and carried across six continents to be seen by your eyes upon the pages of the Lunatic Outpost for the first time in recorded history!

A man/king, his wife/queen, her friend/companion; three souls rejoined in a union repeated across the centuries, now after four millenia joined forever with their illuminatti cat beside them, howling like a baboon!


A lovingly preserved pappyrus, gold leaf shining as brilliantly as the day the knowledge was revealed in the great pyramid, the very power source at the heart of the Annunaki protectorate, transported through Antarctica, tells of Thor's illumination, written by the hand of a scribe whom passed so many years ago.


Both hang innocently in our entirely Egyptian decorated bed chambers.


So when did it really start? For that we need to go back to when he was just a baby kitteh, born to a feral mom, days old in a box in the neighbor's flower bed.

There's the little dude, taking one of his first stretches!


Thor, his siblings and the anxious mom quickly adjusted to their new life indoors.


As Thor began to grow, the biomedical scanners that continuously monitored his development found nothing overtly wrong. He was a high heat kitteh, you can even see his reflection on the hands holding his tiny body. But look, the scan reveals too low an inner ear temperture--he was deaf!

And therefore unable to hear the lies of the Main Stream Media!

Perhaps this was why, unknown to me, he was chosen for his future role as a Mk Ultra Catnip Controller!!


He seemed a normal enough kitteh despite the deafness.


But no--even at barely two months of age, he was showing his Illuminatti genes!!
Predestined by his genetics to command and control--but who pulls his strings?!?!?


In a clear conspiracy, plans were made for Thor to undergo programming sessions!


Long hours were spent meditating before the fire--he saw triangles in the flames!!


Inside the facility he looked over the crude equipment--where had he been taken!?!?!


He tried to escape through a cableway the building blue prints he had reviewed
earlier showed was in this closet--but they had blocked the exit!!



Before he could take his leave, Thor found himself held down on a table as long
needles were prepared--were they about to be inserted into his brain??!!??


Over and over again the needles found their mark...


Again and again he was stuck!!


So many times did he undergo the procedure, he began to want it:
he craved the endorphins!!


His handler pauses to observe some of her best nefarious handiwork!!
He was completely in her control!!


They left this one needle in; you can see it if you look closely in every picture of him:
Thor claims he receives ancient knowledge and instructions from the Annunaki through it!!


His programming complete, he achieves true illumination,
only to be triggered two years later to become the Illuminatti Catnip Controller!

(Unretouched [not photoshopped] picture of Thor--his eyes viewed head-on
really look like that!)

So there you have it!! Unbelievable?

I don't know if I believe it and I live with it every day!

Why did I post this?

Because it makes as much sense if not more than three-quarters of what you read on the Internet, read on LOP, GLP and ATS, yet its a work of fiction whose outline came together with only five minutes thought.


You were all born with, you were all given, and all are the posessors of incredible minds.

Use them, use your experience, use your discernment to form your own perception in all your decisions and don't ever allow yourself to be fooled by anyone or anything in this life.

Don't let anyone else decide for you what is truth.


Thor really is a Catnip Controller though!

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smerve  Wrote:

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Your mind is the most powerful spirit in the universe.
Being all connected to a frequency and recognizing that makes your mind even more powerful, and depending how you look at it susceptible to outside influence. Be aware of what you 'tune' into and even more aware of 'imaginging' the possibilities. In one universe or another everything is playing out exactly as you allow yourself to imagine.

Imagining all the beautiful bountiful breathtaking possibilities...allowing your true self to experience all the best this world has to offer.

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chance  Wrote:

Your mind is the most powerful spirit in the universe.
Being all connected to a frequency and recognizing that makes your mind even more powerful, and depending how you look at it susceptible to outside influence. Be aware of what you 'tune' into and even more aware of 'imaginging' the possibilities. In one universe or another everything is playing out exactly as you allow yourself to imagine.

Imagining all the beautiful bountiful breathtaking possibilities...allowing your true self to experience all the best this world has to offer.

coming from you chance, that means even more

and you understand cause, visualization and effect

you have that beyond most others!

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Thor is the coolest kitteh ever.

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Spread  Wrote:

Thor is the coolest kitteh ever.

He says thank you!

I think he is nothing short of awesome!!

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This cat is obviously....troubled. That just leaves the question: nature or nurture.

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As usual, you've gone to way too much trouble to dress up the usual sow's ear in silk lingerie...

And fantastic as it seems, I understand only too well. Which should make me crazy as a bedbug, wouldn't you think? But, frankly, even if that were true, how would you really know? Would you be judging my madness against your own? I think you've taken a fever from that feral cat of yours...

My advice, if you care for it, is to work on your story development... sex in animal suits isn't nearly enough to hold a reader's interest for the long run, I wouldn't think. The 'internet' evidently likes to run naked... and roughshod. And it thinks I'm a strange creature...

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Average Housewife  Wrote:

This cat is obviously....troubled. That just leaves the question: nature or nurture.

I'll never tell

I don't think he will either.

Your new place looks great AH!

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goldenfleeced  Wrote:

As usual, you've gone to way too much trouble to dress up the usual sow's ear in silk lingerie...

And fantastic as it seems, I understand only too well. Which should make me crazy as a bedbug, wouldn't you think? But, frankly, even if that were true, how would you really know? Would you be judging my madness against your own? I think you've taken a fever from that feral cat of yours...

My advice, if you care for it, is to work on your story development... sex in animal suits isn't nearly enough to hold a reader's interest for the long run, I wouldn't think. The 'internet' evidently likes to run naked... and roughshod. And it thinks I'm a strange creature...

Words for deep thought goldenfleeced.

This story was my singular passion since its inception last night.

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Thor looks like a wonderful overlord CD

he obviously feels like he rules the roost

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Wonderful, creative post!! 5 Stars!!

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Motherduck  Wrote:

Thor looks like a wonderful overlord CD

he obviously feels like he rules the roost

I'm afraid he more than thinks he does!!

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Sweet  Wrote:

Wonderful, creative post!! 5 Stars!!

he made me write it

Wonderful to see you tonight, Sweet!