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**Enaid**

Well... mine is older than that.

He works super long hours.
He comes home I feed him an old fashioned sit down meal and lots of alcohol.

So - I'm sure someone will blame me.

**Enaid**

LoP Guest Wrote:

My ex-wife sucked, that's why.

BTW, I lost 30 lbs after I got divorced. I didn't even realize I'd gotten that fat until I saw a video of myself.

She only weighted 30 lbs.?

Rimshot

**0001** · (This post was last modified: 04-15-2012 12:02 AM by 0001.)

my doo men... ?
thats sick freerange...
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cleanup on isle 6...
chuckle

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 90392 04-15-2012 12:06 AM

Free Range Humans Wrote:

Ladies generally keep themselves up if you give them a reason to. Men will turn into lazy tubs of Crisco who watch NASCAR in their underwear even if they have a smoking hot wife.

I don't wear underwear.

**Bond, James Bond** Licensed to kill User ID: 007 04-15-2012 12:08 AM

Free Range Humans Wrote:

I mean seriously, I go into a room full of men my age and their women are unhappy and the men are just a bunch of puffed up fatties that ignore their wives and talk about professional sports. They stop dressing cool, they don't work out, their wives look miserable and the few that do take care of themselves are usually cheating on their wives with some 20 something cupcake from their job.

WTF is up with that?

The couples that I know to be like this I find that it never lasts for too much longer. For every bad word and mean attitude she recieves throughout the day she adds and extra pinck of salt and extra slice of cheese more prime steak and an extra dollop of butter.

Then she skips dinner altogether (due to hurt feelings) and thinks

thats it baby eat it up, you know you are the biggest man and the better of us both, fill that empty space, fill it!, Feel the strenghth of your heart, it's a tough one, mmhmm chuckle

**Luvapottamus**

Free Range Humans Wrote:

I mean seriously, I go into a room full of men my age and their women are unhappy and the men are just a bunch of puffed up fatties that ignore their wives and talk about professional sports. They stop dressing cool, they don't work out, their wives look miserable and the few that do take care of themselves are usually cheating on their wives with some 20 something cupcake from their job.

WTF is up with that?

Generalizing is never very good when it comes to things like this.

So I will anyway.

Could it be the wives weren't very prescient when they married bonehead frat boy khaki wearing business major sports fan idiots, instead of erudite grease-monkey short-hair-hippie vw bus driving guys like me?

You know, back when they got together.

Hiding

**Psychosocial**

Here are some FACTS from the CDC for you to ponder OP!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9ErLor1V...ature=plcp

If you think women are more at risk of domestic violence think again!

Studies have shown women are more likely and more often guilty of starting violence in the relationship and as a result the man has to defend himself.

Women are more likely to use weapons than a man is and a woman is more likely to inflict more severe wounds than a man.

Studies have shown that women that are in an abusive relationship is far more likely and more often bring that violence into every other relationship there after.

If you disagree then watch the video!
The untold story of women who abuse men and how the news will not talk about it.
Men are the victims of about 2.9 million intimate
partner related physical assaults.
• IPV resulted in 1,544 deaths in 2004. Of these deaths,
25% were males

WHY IS THIS????

**sword777** lop guest User ID: 88347 04-15-2012 12:12 AM

Free Range Humans Wrote:

I mean seriously, I go into a room full of men my age and their women are unhappy and the men are just a bunch of puffed up fatties that ignore their wives and talk about professional sports. They stop dressing cool, they don't work out, their wives look miserable and the few that do take care of themselves are usually cheating on their wives with some 20 something cupcake from their job.

WTF is up with that?

Oddly, you could say the same thing about women in many cases. Goes both ways I guess.

Popcorn

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 90396 04-15-2012 12:12 AM

Free Range Humans Wrote:

I mean seriously, I go into a room full of men my age and their women are unhappy and the men are just a bunch of puffed up fatties that ignore their wives and talk about professional sports. They stop dressing cool, they don't work out, their wives look miserable and the few that do take care of themselves are usually cheating on their wives with some 20 something cupcake from their job.

WTF is up with that?

Stop going to Bar Mitzvahs.

**Bond, James Bond** Licensed to kill User ID: 007 04-15-2012 12:14 AM

Psychosocial Wrote:

Here are some FACTS from the CDC for you to ponder OP!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9ErLor1V...ature=plcp

If you think women are more at risk of domestic violence think again!

Studies have shown women are more likely and more often guilty of starting violence in the relationship and as a result the man has to defend himself.

Women are more likely to use weapons than a man is and a woman is more likely to inflict more severe wounds than a man.

Studies have shown that women that are in an abusive relationship is far more likely and more often bring that violence into every other relationship there after.

If you disagree then watch the video!
The untold story of women who abuse men and how the news will not talk about it.
Men are the victims of about 2.9 million intimate
partner related physical assaults.
• IPV resulted in 1,544 deaths in 2004. Of these deaths,
25% were males

WHY IS THIS????

In the other 75% of the cases the woman couldnt find a weapon?

**pie** · **pie** Just a pie User ID: 84937 04-15-2012 12:15 AM **Posts: 3,780**

LoP Guest Wrote:

Free Range Humans Wrote:
I mean seriously, I go into a room full of men my age and their women are unhappy and the men are just a bunch of puffed up fatties that ignore their wives and talk about professional sports. They stop dressing cool, they don't work out, their wives look miserable and the few that do take care of themselves are usually cheating on their wives with some 20 something cupcake from their job.

WTF is up with that?

Stop going to Bar Mitzvahs.

**silversides**

I keep telling you people im not fat....

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**Sunny**

I really haven't noticed this. All the older couples I know that are still married are happily married, it's the 20 through 30 year olds that go through wives and girlfriends and have no respect for each other.

**Gibbie** · **Gibbie** ^D ^D ^D whoa User ID: 49076 04-15-2012 12:24 AM **Posts: 7,187**

Luvapottamus Wrote:

Free Range Humans Wrote:
I mean seriously, I go into a room full of men my age and their women are unhappy and the men are just a bunch of puffed up fatties that ignore their wives and talk about professional sports. They stop dressing cool, they don't work out, their wives look miserable and the few that do take care of themselves are usually cheating on their wives with some 20 something cupcake from their job.

WTF is up with that?

Generalizing is never very good when it comes to things like this.

So I will anyway.

Could it be the wives weren't very prescient when they married bonehead frat boy khaki wearing business major sports fan idiots, instead of erudite grease-monkey short-hair-hippie vw bus driving guys like me?

You know, back when they got together.

**Just thrown out like an old rag** lop guest User ID: 77452 04-15-2012 12:29 AM

My mid 30s boyfriend suddenly decided he was just done with me this week. We had a 4 1/2 year relationship. He is hugely fat, but claims he is only turned on by 20 something year old girls now. Mid-life crisis. He broke mine and my son's heart, but Karma is a b*tch and he will get his.