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My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
ESTRELLA™
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12-26-2013 05:47 AM

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Post: #1
My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
My Doberman usually sleeps in the garage so I let him in there a few minutes ago, forgetting that I had placed a few mouse traps there. The dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help, he already bit me really hard and I'm bleeding pretty bad.. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of the tires on my car so I can't drive to the vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 3 year old niece approach it from the front to distract the dog while I sneak up behind him and club him with a tire iron. Does anyone have a better idea?
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My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
Estrella  Wrote: (12-26-2013 05:47 AM)
My Doberman usually sleeps in the garage so I let him in there a few minutes ago, forgetting that I had placed a few mouse traps there. The dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help, he already bit me really hard and I'm bleeding pretty bad.. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of the tires on my car so I can't drive to the vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 3 year old niece approach it from the front to distract the dog while I sneak up behind him and club him with a tire iron. Does anyone have a better idea?

Star the car and let the carbon monoxide knock him out.
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My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
Yes. Find your dog a new home, then leave this board and never come back.
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My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
LMAO
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Lmao
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My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
Estrella  Wrote: (12-26-2013 05:47 AM)
My Doberman usually sleeps in the garage so I let him in there a few minutes ago, forgetting that I had placed a few mouse traps there. The dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help, he already bit me really hard and I'm bleeding pretty bad.. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of the tires on my car so I can't drive to the vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 3 year old niece approach it from the front to distract the dog while I sneak up behind him and club him with a tire iron. Does anyone have a better idea?

If you had placed friendly mouse traps instead this would never have happened. They would have tickled his balls and he would be licking your face now.
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Post: #7
My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
This is what you need to do..

Go to the shops and get...

a piece of string
a mars bar
3 safety pins
52 playing cards
a packet of salt and vinegar chips
17 mousketeers ears
a roll of tape
a bottle of vodka

Come home and drink the vodka and eat the chips and mars bar and then you have a lot of handy things left over.

Wasn't that easy

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My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
Wow that's a crappy Christmas present to give your dog.
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OMG +5 ROFL


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Post: #11
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Put a tourniquet around his neck, remove the mouse trap and kiss his poor boo boo.
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Post: #12
My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
Why the hell is your dog tea-bagging a mousetrap?
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Post: #13
My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
Your dog, ok. Wink wink. You should go to the emergency room asap , they see this kind of thing all the time.
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Post: #14
My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
Estrella  Wrote: (12-26-2013 05:47 AM)
My Doberman usually sleeps in the garage so I let him in there a few minutes ago, forgetting that I had placed a few mouse traps there. The dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help, he already bit me really hard and I'm bleeding pretty bad.. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of the tires on my car so I can't drive to the vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 3 year old niece approach it from the front to distract the dog while I sneak up behind him and club him with a tire iron. Does anyone have a better idea?

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My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
I don't suppose you got that on video? Lmao
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