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My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
David Icke
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My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
Estrella  Wrote: (12-26-2013 05:47 AM)
My Doberman usually sleeps in the garage so I let him in there a few minutes ago, forgetting that I had placed a few mouse traps there. The dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help, he already bit me really hard and I'm bleeding pretty bad.. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of the tires on my car so I can't drive to the vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 3 year old niece approach it from the front to distract the dog while I sneak up behind him and club him with a tire iron. Does anyone have a better idea?

Try the tranquilizer stuff again... Sounds real awful.
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Post: #17
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (12-26-2013 06:43 AM)
I don't suppose you got that on video? Lmao


Soooo...do you usually ask young ladies to record videos with their dogs? doomed

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Solloko
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Post: #18
My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
idunno your so pretty I like dobermans too
lol you shot your car tire whaaaatt?!
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Dark Abyss
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Post: #19
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Rofl

Is it one of those mini lower to the ground Dobermans?
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ESTRELLA™
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Post: #20
My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
you're all so helpful hahaha!
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Post: #21
My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
Estrella  Wrote: (12-26-2013 05:47 AM)
My Doberman usually sleeps in the garage so I let him in there a few minutes ago, forgetting that I had placed a few mouse traps there. The dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help, he already bit me really hard and I'm bleeding pretty bad.. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of the tires on my car so I can't drive to the vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 3 year old niece approach it from the front to distract the dog while I sneak up behind him and club him with a tire iron. Does anyone have a better idea?

Just tell the mousetraps to go sign up over at GLP and they will immediately be banned and released from his nutsack. Thats all I got.
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Solloko
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Post: #22
My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
that is not a doberman and that is not a car tire
and now iam blind for life
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Post: #23
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Estrella  Wrote: (12-26-2013 07:09 AM)
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You use that?
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Is the dog a blond too?
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SuzieQ
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Lmonkey
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Post: #26
My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
Estrella  Wrote: (12-26-2013 07:07 AM)
you're all so helpful hahaha!

Lace some 'Doggy treats' with the K you have in the tranqu darts and your jobs a good 'un....... aside from that you're tale is like Black comedy of the highest level.... Lmao
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Post: #27
My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
Well I'm relieved to know this is only a hoax

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...457AAQsEhv

Resistance is futile
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Post: #28
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i word, duct tape. Git R done.
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My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
Alien Welcome  Wrote: (12-26-2013 07:33 AM)
Well I'm relieved to know this is only a hoax

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...457AAQsEhv

Tennis ball ballz and all.

Still perverted.
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My dogs testicles are caught in a mouse trap?
The Evil AC  Wrote: (12-26-2013 05:49 AM)
Yes. Find your dog a new home, then leave this board and never come back.

be easy on her....

she has truobel spelling...

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