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**FreedomStands** · (This post was last modified: 06-17-2012 10:07 AM by FreedomStands.)

s00n Wrote:

His aunty used to tease him as a baby in very clever ways, an example, was satisfying his need for a bottle of milk, he would watch her prepare it, and she would make a big fuss over it, once ready it was never given directly to him, but placed just beyond his reach, which made him strive for it.
Now some four years later, he has this same striving to achieve drive that was instilled in his babyhood.

Sounds like some sick illuminati sh*t.

**FreedomStands**

LoP Guest Wrote:

LOL, adults have imaginary friends too. Put Jesus in the toaster, or Moohamhead in a campfire.

Do you think Muslims consider Muhammed like Christians consider Jesus? Do you think that Muslims believe Muhammed is living?

Are you sure Muhammed is the hamhead?

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 98922 06-17-2012 10:14 AM

SimmerSam Wrote:

That's mean you are mean seriously why would you do that? You could have hurt Mr Teddy dude... what if you killed him? You would at least get First Degree Manslaughter, even if it was just an accident.

Dude, after reading the above, maybe you should recommend they take him to a shrink before it's too late. Print the above and show his parents THAT. You know, just to be on the safe side. Shrinks will know how serious this could turn out to be, or not.

Most likely nothing to worry about .. unless you angered Mr. Teddy ... and now Mr. Teddy is going to rip your innards out and toss them up a tree. Maybe you should lay low for a while, do nothing that might anger Mr. Teddy any further. Maybe Mr. Teddy will meet with an unfortunate accident before he can get revenge upon you, if you catch my drift. I saw something like this in a movie before, everyone was killed. Hiding3

Maybe Mr. Teddy could accidentally fall into the jaws of the new puppy you will buy him and surprise his parents with (LOL). Of course, Teddy could get the puppy first. Well anyhow try it and hope for the best.

**SimmerSam**

FreedomStands Wrote:

s00n Wrote:
His aunty used to tease him as a baby in very clever ways, an example, was satisfying his need for a bottle of milk, he would watch her prepare it, and she would make a big fuss over it, once ready it was never given directly to him, but placed just beyond his reach, which made him strive for it.
Now some four years later, he has this same striving to achieve drive that was instilled in his babyhood.
Sounds like some sick illuminati sh*t.

I agree. It does sound kind of weird.

Maybe you should just leave the kid alone? What if someone acted like they were going to destroy something you like wouldn't it make you upset?

**s00n**

FreedomStands Wrote:

Motherduck Wrote:
s00n Wrote:
He assumes his teddy bear feels pain, so i positioned one of teddy,s legs in the toaster, and he screamed at the thought of it, so teddy was retracted away from the heat, the boy sighed relief, and relaxed, next though was the dirty dishwater in kitchen sink test, teddy was held upside down by one leg, and slowly lowered down towards a possible drowning in a murky puddle, he screamed at this point, and started crying, so teddy was pulled away from the sink, out of harms way, and into his grateful little hands.
He said to me i was naughty for putting teddy through such a hard time, but i could,nt stop laughing at his innocence, and empathy for a stuffed toy.

you cruel man torturing the poor boy

Lets put s00n through the teddy test and laugh at those who have empathy for a biological machine.

Ha,ha the teddy test was conducted some time ago now, recently we performed open heart surgery on Elmo, and that was so funny
Holding Elmo up to my ear i said Oh no his heart must have stopped i cant hear any heart beats, then placed Elmo next to his ear, and he agreed no heartbeat.
Next I asked his mother for her biggest carving knife, then opened up the chest cavity by cutting a slit through Elmo,s soft cloth skin, he was,nt looking very pleased with what i was doing and nearly cried at this stage,
almost walked away as i kept pulling all this white fluff out of Elmo,s guts looking for his heart
Then from out of Elmo,s chest a small bag of chocolate hearts was produced which completely changed his deep concern, into a big smile, it was funny to watch his reactions once again.
There was a velcro slit in Elmo,s back which made it possible to place the chocs in him.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 102574 06-17-2012 10:42 AM

s00n Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
s00n Wrote:
At school they want to put him in with the 8 year old,s classroom as he is so bright,
He has already been moved in with 7 year old,s and is top of the class again but his mother wont let them move him up, as the 8 year old children are to big physically for him.
I might add he is very well loved, and i am constantly reminded of how much he loves me, so i hope some of you can see the lighter side of this playful fun.

Seriously, if the kid is that bright, you better review your tactics.....

possibly a better way to foster his empathy to not just teddyfications, is get really sad and tell him how you're life is ruined because you are now shoeless. The more convoluted and intricate the story the better

My mother was an expert at the woeful attack - the fear of disappointing someone is way bigger than fear of anger [or teddy torture :-) ]

His aunty used to tease him as a baby in very clever ways, an example, was satisfying his need for a bottle of milk, he would watch her prepare it, and she would make a big fuss over it, once ready it was never given directly to him, but placed just beyond his reach, which made him strive for it.
Now some four years later, he has this same striving to achieve drive that was instilled in his babyhood.

One day, this kid is gonna understand what bullshit that kind of pointless pseudo-psychology really is and he is gonna go MMA on your ass. And when "Aunty" is in a nursing home, he is gonna put her food just out of reach -- ya know to help her get stronger and learn how to "strive."

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 91311 06-17-2012 10:57 AM

s00n Wrote:

FreedomStands Wrote:
Motherduck Wrote:
you cruel man torturing the poor boy

Lets put s00n through the teddy test and laugh at those who have empathy for a biological machine.

Ha,ha the teddy test was conducted some time ago now, recently we performed open heart surgery on Elmo, and that was so funny
Holding Elmo up to my ear i said Oh no his heart must have stopped i cant hear any heart beats, then placed Elmo next to his ear, and he agreed no heartbeat.
Next I asked his mother for her biggest carving knife, then opened up the chest cavity by cutting a slit through Elmo,s soft cloth skin, he was,nt looking very pleased with what i was doing and nearly cried at this stage,
almost walked away as i kept pulling all this white fluff out of Elmo,s guts looking for his heart
Then from out of Elmo,s chest a small bag of chocolate hearts was produced which completely changed his deep concern, into a big smile, it was funny to watch his reactions once again.
There was a velcro slit in Elmo,s back which made it possible to place the chocs in him.

ooookaaaay Blink

slice open elmo, pull out his innards and eat his heart.....

*backs out of the room slowly*

**s00n**

LoP Guest Wrote:

s00n Wrote:
LoP Guest Wrote:
Seriously, if the kid is that bright, you better review your tactics.....

possibly a better way to foster his empathy to not just teddyfications, is get really sad and tell him how you're life is ruined because you are now shoeless. The more convoluted and intricate the story the better

My mother was an expert at the woeful attack - the fear of disappointing someone is way bigger than fear of anger [or teddy torture :-) ]

His aunty used to tease him as a baby in very clever ways, an example, was satisfying his need for a bottle of milk, he would watch her prepare it, and she would make a big fuss over it, once ready it was never given directly to him, but placed just beyond his reach, which made him strive for it.
Now some four years later, he has this same striving to achieve drive that was instilled in his babyhood.

One day, this kid is gonna understand what bullshit that kind of pointless pseudo-psychology really is and he is gonna go MMA on your ass. And when "Aunty" is in a nursing home, he is gonna put her food just out of reach -- ya know to help her get stronger and learn how to "strive."

lol he always managed to get hold of his milk bottle, life itself is a struggle by making things easy for young ones, it does,nt really help them, but just the right amount of "tease" spurs them on to develop good results.

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**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 102917 06-17-2012 11:25 AM

OP, i rem my dad when i was 5 did the same with my Bunny, he tried to scare the shit out of me if i didnt listen to him and used poor old Bunny to do the job, but that last till i found up the gas pistol... maan you should see how the sucker was runnin. Btw i made him promise he's never touch my bunny again or i'll shoot his arse asap.... oh my mom was laughin in tears ... good old days

**The Evil AC** I am not a number!!! User ID: 666 06-17-2012 12:40 PM

Dude stop torturing the kid's stuffed animals and laughing about it, you are basically telling him it's funny to torture helpless things. If the kid is very empathetic about stuffed animals your antics are basically teaching him that he shouldn't care about things being hurt.

It would be totally different if the kid didn't get so upset about the stuffed animals being hurt, but since he does, you are creating a potentially serious problem. Scream1

IT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL. If that were my kid you would be banned from being around him.

**Mr Gormsby**

LoP Guest Wrote:

Rename yourself Jigsaw.

Wear creepy clown mask.

Give the bear 3 chances.

Chop him up.(The teddy Bear)

**Jalira**

Goddamn op have you been reading babysue? This sounds like the beginning of how to bring satanic rituals intO your family

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 97703 06-17-2012 01:40 PM

I think at that age they know the toy can't feel pain, but they also think their precious toys should be whole and workable because they are important to them - like a friend. I remember when my daughter was about that age and she was into Barbies - especially those teen-sized ones. Well, the one type kept losing their heads - talk about the tears! She knew they weren't real, but it was like a friend died or something. And the Nano-pets (OMG)! They were just fine until the batteries died. LOL!

**REDEYE**

This place has turned into sickness [/align]

Pi Infinity User ID: 3.14159265 06-17-2012 02:27 PM

LoP Guest Wrote:

s00n Wrote:
FreedomStands Wrote:
Lets put s00n through the teddy test and laugh at those who have empathy for a biological machine.

Ha,ha the teddy test was conducted some time ago now, recently we performed open heart surgery on Elmo, and that was so funny
Holding Elmo up to my ear i said Oh no his heart must have stopped i cant hear any heart beats, then placed Elmo next to his ear, and he agreed no heartbeat.
Next I asked his mother for her biggest carving knife, then opened up the chest cavity by cutting a slit through Elmo,s soft cloth skin, he was,nt looking very pleased with what i was doing and nearly cried at this stage,
almost walked away as i kept pulling all this white fluff out of Elmo,s guts looking for his heart
Then from out of Elmo,s chest a small bag of chocolate hearts was produced which completely changed his deep concern, into a big smile, it was funny to watch his reactions once again.
There was a velcro slit in Elmo,s back which made it possible to place the chocs in him.

ooookaaaay

slice open elmo, pull out his innards and eat his heart.....

*backs out of the room slowly*

All I can hear is "it puts the lotion on its skin" Jhikpghf

Trying to make the kid sadistic or what? Let's cut things you care about apart and eat them.