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**s00n**

He assumes his teddy bear feels pain, so i positioned one of teddy,s legs in the toaster, and he screamed at the thought of it, so teddy was retracted away from the heat, the boy sighed relief, and relaxed, next though was the dirty dishwater in kitchen sink test, teddy was held upside down by one leg, and slowly lowered down towards a possible drowning in a murky puddle, he screamed at this point, and started crying, so teddy was pulled away from the sink, out of harms way, and into his grateful little hands.
He said to me i was naughty for putting teddy through such a hard time, but i could,nt stop laughing at his innocence, and empathy for a stuffed toy.

**Bond, James Bond** Licensed to kill User ID: 007 06-17-2012 08:12 AM

You need help. Sick bastard.

**Ace**

Cool story bro.

Pi Infinity User ID: 3.14159265 06-17-2012 08:15 AM

Should have stabbed him in his b*tch face.

Pi Infinity User ID: 3.14159265 06-17-2012 08:16 AM

Pi Wrote:

Should have stabbed him in his b*tch face.

I meant the Teddy Bear.

**Motherduck** · **Motherduck** Kiwi Duck User ID: 49375 06-17-2012 08:18 AM **Posts: 8,970**

s00n Wrote:

He assumes his teddy bear feels pain, so i positioned one of teddy,s legs in the toaster, and he screamed at the thought of it, so teddy was retracted away from the heat, the boy sighed relief, and relaxed, next though was the dirty dishwater in kitchen sink test, teddy was held upside down by one leg, and slowly lowered down towards a possible drowning in a murky puddle, he screamed at this point, and started crying, so teddy was pulled away from the sink, out of harms way, and into his grateful little hands.
He said to me i was naughty for putting teddy through such a hard time, but i could,nt stop laughing at his innocence, and empathy for a stuffed toy.

you cruel man Tissue

torturing the poor boy

**s00n**

Motherduck Wrote:

s00n Wrote:
He assumes his teddy bear feels pain, so i positioned one of teddy,s legs in the toaster, and he screamed at the thought of it, so teddy was retracted away from the heat, the boy sighed relief, and relaxed, next though was the dirty dishwater in kitchen sink test, teddy was held upside down by one leg, and slowly lowered down towards a possible drowning in a murky puddle, he screamed at this point, and started crying, so teddy was pulled away from the sink, out of harms way, and into his grateful little hands.
He said to me i was naughty for putting teddy through such a hard time, but i could,nt stop laughing at his innocence, and empathy for a stuffed toy.

you cruel man torturing the poor boy

Aw do you really think so ???

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 98922 06-17-2012 08:31 AM

Humans are born un-preprogrammed. They don't know what to think until properly programmed. Blame this on the parental units. Or possibly a defective child. Take them all in for analysis, stupid is often hereditary. Good luck, hope it's merely a software glitch and not a defective CPU.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 102152 06-17-2012 08:33 AM

Rename yourself Jigsaw.

Wear creepy clown mask.

Give the bear 3 chances.

Chop him up.(The teddy Bear)

**008**

Don't ever do bath salts.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 40213 06-17-2012 08:34 AM

you are a sick pedophile and you should be tracked down and graciously have your skull caved in with the bottom of someones Nikes. OP you are a f*cking MSNBC...to catch a predator, piece of shit! Someone ban this sick son of a b*tch...

**s00n**

LoP Guest Wrote:

Humans are born un-preprogrammed. They don't know what to think until properly programmed. Blame this on the parental units. Or possibly a defective child. Take them all in for analysis, stupid is often hereditary. Good luck, hope it's merely a software glitch and not a defective CPU.

To be honest with you, the little bugger hid my shoes, this was the only way to get the truth out of him, needless to say he relented, one of them was found in a tree, the other on the ground about a meter away ....lol

**consciousCOMA**

LoP Guest Wrote:

you are a sick pedophile and you should be tracked down and graciously have your skull caved in with the bottom of someones Nikes. OP you are a f*cking MSNBC...to catch a predator, piece of shit! Someone ban this sick son of a b*tch...

lol wow i think its you that should be tracked down and bulllied for saying this guy is all that, you would probally laugh and agree in real life if this story was told to you by this man and keep your mouth shut like a little b*tch

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 98922 06-17-2012 08:40 AM

LOL, adults have imaginary friends too. Put Jesus in the toaster, or Moohamhead in a campfire. Jptdknpa

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 101624 06-17-2012 08:42 AM

consciousCOMA Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
you are a sick pedophile and you should be tracked down and graciously have your skull caved in with the bottom of someones Nikes. OP you are a f*cking MSNBC...to catch a predator, piece of shit! Someone ban this sick son of a b*tch...

lol wow i think its you that should be tracked down and bulllied for saying this guy is all that, you would probally laugh and agree in real life if this story was told to you by this man and keep your mouth shut like a little b*tch

well, he's right in a way. it is true that pervs will threaten a child's loved-ones to get them to do things, keep quiet, etc.

but if the kid's a real bastard that hides your shoes, then it's alright, of course.