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**DRAGOON** · (This post was last modified: 06-17-2012 04:14 PM by DRAGOON.)

s00n Wrote:

He assumes his teddy bear feels pain, so i positioned one of teddy,s legs in the toaster, and he screamed at the thought of it, so teddy was retracted away from the heat, the boy sighed relief, and relaxed, next though was the dirty dishwater in kitchen sink test, teddy was held upside down by one leg, and slowly lowered down towards a possible drowning in a murky puddle, he screamed at this point, and started crying, so teddy was pulled away from the sink, out of harms way, and into his grateful little hands.
He said to me i was naughty for putting teddy through such a hard time, but i could,nt stop laughing at his innocence, and empathy for a stuffed toy.

You got a THRILL out of this experience and felt the need to further the thrill by posting it here on LOP.

Yep, you are one sick mother f*cker and just one doggy torcher from going full blown Serial Killer.

**Bond, James Bond** Licensed to kill User ID: 007 06-17-2012 04:19 PM

s00n Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
Humans are born un-preprogrammed. They don't know what to think until properly programmed. Blame this on the parental units. Or possibly a defective child. Take them all in for analysis, stupid is often hereditary. Good luck, hope it's merely a software glitch and not a defective CPU.

To be honest with you, the little bugger hid my shoes, this was the only way to get the truth out of him, needless to say he relented, one of them was found in a tree, the other on the ground about a meter away ....lol

Let us know when he gets his hands on some lighter fluid and matches, and how it feels to have your nut sack lit on fire.

**Zardoz** · (This post was last modified: 06-17-2012 04:21 PM by Zardoz.)

Whatever you do, don't have sex with Teddy in front of that child. Wait, you sick f*ck....maybe you SHOULD have sex with Teddy. The best place to do that is between the in doors at your local police station.

**Faydra**

I suppose you torture tiny helpless creatures and keep their body parts in the freezer eh?

doomed

**Faydra**

Zardoz Wrote:

Whatever you do, don't have sex with Teddy in front of that child. Wait, you sick f*ck....maybe you SHOULD have sex with Teddy. The best place to do that is between the in doors at your local police station.

There was a news article about an ahole having sex with a teddy bear somewhere...lol Rofl

**Zardoz** · (This post was last modified: 06-17-2012 04:34 PM by Zardoz.)

Faydra Wrote:

Zardoz Wrote:
Whatever you do, don't have sex with Teddy in front of that child. Wait, you sick f*ck....maybe you SHOULD have sex with Teddy. The best place to do that is between the in doors at your local police station.

There was a news article about an ahole having sex with a teddy bear somewhere...lol

That was my inspiration. I had a thread about grown ups with Teddys. I still have mine and would be mighty pissed off if someone did something with him. MY TEDDY!!!!! Most adults with Teddys are amazingly protective of them. (just like the kids!) chuckle

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 102302 06-17-2012 04:37 PM

yeah, never try that shit on MY kids

f*cking bully. i would call the cops and find other methods to make your pointless life pretty much unbearable

Jhikpghf

**Tyche Unleashed**

LoP Guest Wrote:

s00n Wrote:
LoP Guest Wrote:
Humans are born un-preprogrammed. They don't know what to think until properly programmed. Blame this on the parental units. Or possibly a defective child. Take them all in for analysis, stupid is often hereditary. Good luck, hope it's merely a software glitch and not a defective CPU.

At school they want to put him in with the 8 year old,s classroom as he is so bright,
He has already been moved in with 7 year old,s and is top of the class again but his mother wont let them move him up, as the 8 year old children are to big physically for him.
I might add he is very well loved, and i am constantly reminded of how much he loves me, so i hope some of you can see the lighter side of this playful fun.

Seriously, if the kid is that bright, you better review your tactics.....

possibly a better way to foster his empathy to not just teddyfications, is get really sad and tell him how you're life is ruined because you are now shoeless. The more convoluted and intricate the story the better

My mother was an expert at the woeful attack - the fear of disappointing someone is way bigger than fear of anger [or teddy torture :-) ]

^^This^^^
If the child honestly cares for you, he would cave and produce the shoes.
This approach always worked for me chuckle

Children want adults to be happy with them.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 102954 06-17-2012 05:32 PM

s00n... you're a sicko... you will be amazed at what neat little impact all the stuff you did to your boy will have on his psyche when he reaches puberty. chuckle

you probably destroyed your son's life and you're way too stupid to realize it because it will start only in about 6 years.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 102954 06-17-2012 05:35 PM

LoP Guest Wrote:

s00n... you're a sicko... you will be amazed at what neat little impact all the stuff you did to your boy will have on his psyche when he reaches puberty.
you probably destroyed your son's life and you're way too stupid to realize it because it will start only in about 6 years.

wait... he's not your son? *sighofrelief*

**Mr.Clean**

s00n Wrote:

He assumes his teddy bear feels pain, so i positioned one of teddy,s legs in the toaster, and he screamed at the thought of it, so teddy was retracted away from the heat, the boy sighed relief, and relaxed, next though was the dirty dishwater in kitchen sink test, teddy was held upside down by one leg, and slowly lowered down towards a possible drowning in a murky puddle, he screamed at this point, and started crying, so teddy was pulled away from the sink, out of harms way, and into his grateful little hands.
He said to me i was naughty for putting teddy through such a hard time, but i could,nt stop laughing at his innocence, and empathy for a stuffed toy.

A f*cked up child abuser like you, op, should be in jail!!!!!!

Hifuck

You sick f*ck, laughing at making a litle child cry, you sick f*ck!

**FreedomStands**

It seems most people hate you thanks to your posts in this thread. Hopefully you're a black magician though and can suck it all up.

**The Evil AC** I am not a number!!! User ID: 666 06-17-2012 07:32 PM

Teddy will find you.

Teddy will always find you.

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**FreedomStands** · (This post was last modified: 06-17-2012 09:36 PM by FreedomStands.)

**s00n**

Some of you people here need help, that only a good head shrink can give
this is directed towards the sick ones that have projected their sexual fantasy`s and god knows what else, super imposing them upon my harmless fun thread you all need to take a long hard look within, and question the space`s between each ears, lol (some of you really do need professional help).
By the way it was a "purple teddy bear", shortly after teddy,s excitement that night, a week or so later, sadly he was ripped to bits by the family dog, afterwards placed in the rubbish bin, by the one that loved him, but in purple teddys limited life span he brought a great mix of human emotions to a young boys life, enriching his experience of existence, and so served his purpose in a profoundly positive formative way.

R.I.P Jhikpghf

purple teddy.
Rofl