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Naked Vermont Governor Almost Eaten By Bears!!!
Monkeyfister
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04-15-2012 01:34 AM

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shocked1 Naked Vermont Governor Almost Eaten By Bears!!!
From the "Strange, But True Files:"

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/04/13/na...-by-bears/

Quote:Vermont Gov. Peter Shumlin said Friday that he was chased by one of four large bears in his back yard the night prior… absent his pajamas.

Speaking to the editorial board of Valley News in Vermont, the first-term Democrat said he noticed the bears in the back yard late at night, outside his rental home near Monteplier, where they were nosing at his bird feeders just feet from his windows.

After shouting at them from relative safety, for some reason Shumlin said he decided to fetch the bird feeders, explaining that he didn’t want the bears to become a frequent feature on his property.

“The (bear) charges me on the porch — I’m tearing through the door,” he reportedly said. “You almost lost the governor. Security was not there. I was within three feet of getting ‘arrrh.’”

Shumlin is also quoted as saying: “I sleep like many Vermont boys, without too much clothing at night. I’m not a big pajama person. The bottom line is: The bears were dressed better than I and they could have done some real damage.”

zOMG!!!!
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Sarah
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04-15-2012 01:37 AM

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RE: Naked Vermont Governor Almost Eaten By Bears!!!
Lmao
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04-15-2012 02:10 AM

 



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Bear versus Bare
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Lil Miss Trouble
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04-15-2012 02:12 AM

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RE: Naked Vermont Governor Almost Eaten By Bears!!!
chuckle

Snowflakes are one of nature's most fragile things but look at what they can do when they stick together.
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04-15-2012 02:17 AM

 



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RE: Naked Vermont Governor Almost Eaten By Bears!!!
I have black bears where I live and can identify with that story. I have my bird seed stored in metal trash cans and they still find it easily. I know what its like to be just a couple feet from them.
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04-15-2012 02:57 AM

 



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the bear should have been a little faster
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