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No, I don't wanna have sex with you
LoP Guest
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08-07-2012 03:43 PM

 



Post: #1
No, I don't wanna have sex with you
That's what I told her last night when she asked me if I wanted to have sex. Sorry, but I am tired, I had a long day, woke up for work, then came home, and played computer games for 5 hours.
So what does she do? She gets all upset, won't go to sleep, but I was tired, and so I went to sleep.

Then she wakes me up at 2 AM in the morning, turns on the light, shakes me awake. She is yelling, because she found some messages to another girl in my phone from a couple months ago. I tell her its nothing, eventually she calms down, and lets me go back to sleep.

Damnit I feel like hell today, I need more sleep, god sometimes I really hate relationships.
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evilolive
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08-07-2012 03:45 PM

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Post: #2
RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
I really hate licorice jelly beans.

You know what I do? Not eat them.
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Bad Company
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08-07-2012 03:46 PM

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RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
evilolive  Wrote:
I really hate licorice jelly beans.

You know what I do? Not eat them.

Jhikpghf
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08-07-2012 03:47 PM

 



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RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
evilolive  Wrote:
I really hate licorice jelly beans.

You know what I do? Not eat them.

Your right, god I been trying to end this relationship for like a month. But honestly she wont let me do it.

I tell her i don't wanna be with you. She starts crying and acting hysterical. And cries and wont leave me alone until I tell her I am sorry.
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Bond, James Bond
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08-07-2012 03:49 PM

 



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RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
My wife does that sometimes. She will get mad if I'm not in the mood. Then she will throw out her sterotypes and wonder why I'm not a sex fiend like every other guy. Damn woman, I'm just f-ckin' tired sometimes get over it.
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08-07-2012 03:50 PM

 



Post: #6
RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
So pack up and leave.

That easy.
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08-07-2012 03:51 PM

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RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
LoP Guest  Wrote:
That's what I told her last night when she asked me if I wanted to have sex. Sorry, but I am tired, I had a long day, woke up for work, then came home, and played computer games for 5 hours.
So what does she do? She gets all upset, won't go to sleep, but I was tired, and so I went to sleep.

Then she wakes me up at 2 AM in the morning, turns on the light, shakes me awake. She is yelling, because she found some messages to another girl in my phone from a couple months ago. I tell her its nothing, eventually she calms down, and lets me go back to sleep.

Damnit I feel like hell today, I need more sleep, god sometimes I really hate relationships.

makes you wish you fuxed her brains out huh?
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LoP Guest
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08-07-2012 03:52 PM

 



Post: #8
RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
LoP Guest  Wrote:
So pack up and leave.

That easy.

Not when it's my place!

And I thought about just throwing her out, but damn that is cold even for me.
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NightHelix
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08-07-2012 03:52 PM

 



Post: #9
RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
Hey dumbfuck post your personal blog shit somewhere else. oh yeah and lay off the computer games and you might feel like f*cking. your ole lady will get it somewhere else if you dont. Me? I'd rather f*ck than play games. all of the day and all of the night. lucky f*ck heads like you dont understand there are those of us out here in guilty relationships. that means we are staying with our ole ladys out of guilt though they cant f*ck any more. so all we have are video games.
id give anything to get to f*ck again. but i dont cheat. and she cant f*ck. so im not even f*cked. im not screwed either. i dont know what i am.when we first met she and i f*cked like wild animals. i still want to f*ck like a wild animal and she does not. EVER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMWNwHof0kc
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Wolf Pup
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08-07-2012 03:53 PM

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Post: #10
RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
LoP Guest  Wrote:
That's what I told her last night when she asked me if I wanted to have sex. Sorry, but I am tired, I had a long day, woke up for work, then came home, and played computer games for 5 hours.
So what does she do? She gets all upset, won't go to sleep, but I was tired, and so I went to sleep.

Then she wakes me up at 2 AM in the morning, turns on the light, shakes me awake. She is yelling, because she found some messages to another girl in my phone from a couple months ago. I tell her its nothing, eventually she calms down, and lets me go back to sleep.

Damnit I feel like hell today, I need more sleep, god sometimes I really hate relationships.

Theres your problem. you were tired from playing computer games for 5 hours? were your little fingers all sore? Poor baby!

Tell her she can come over to my house. I'll show her what a real man is!

"When life hands you a lime....."

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LoP Guest
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08-07-2012 03:54 PM

 



Post: #11
RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
Bond, James Bond  Wrote:
My wife does that sometimes. She will get mad if I'm not in the mood. Then she will throw out her sterotypes and wonder why I'm not a sex fiend like every other guy. Damn woman, I'm just f-ckin' tired sometimes get over it.

That's the thing,
I dunno. It's like, i know when you first meet someone your doing it 2, 3 times a day sometimes, but after a few months together. Especially if your living together. It just ain't so exciting anymore.
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08-07-2012 03:55 PM

 



Post: #12
RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
NightHelix  Wrote:
Hey dumbfuck post your personal blog shit somewhere else. oh yeah and lay off the computer games and you might feel like f*cking. your ole lady will get it somewhere else if you dont. Me? I'd rather f*ck than play games. all of the day and all of the night. lucky f*ck heads like you dont understand there are those of us out here in guilty relationships. that means we are staying with our ole ladys out of guilt though they cant f*ck any more. so all we have are video games.
id give anything to get to f*ck again. but i dont cheat. and she cant f*ck. so im not even f*cked. im not screwed either. i dont know what i am.when we first met she and i f*cked like wild animals. i still want to f*ck like a wild animal and she does not. EVER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMWNwHof0kc

chuckle

Dude this is LOP, I am pretty sure it's everyone's personal blog.
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08-07-2012 03:56 PM

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Post: #13
RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
NightHelix  Wrote:
Hey dumbfuck post your personal blog shit somewhere else. oh yeah and lay off the computer games and you might feel like f*cking. your ole lady will get it somewhere else if you dont. Me? I'd rather f*ck than play games. all of the day and all of the night. lucky f*ck heads like you dont understand there are those of us out here in guilty relationships. that means we are staying with our ole ladys out of guilt though they cant f*ck any more. so all we have are video games.
id give anything to get to f*ck again. but i dont cheat. and she cant f*ck. so im not even f*cked. im not screwed either. i dont know what i am.when we first met she and i f*cked like wild animals. i still want to f*ck like a wild animal and she does not. EVER.


lighten up there champ?


don't let the lice get under your skin

it's only a guest
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evilolive
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08-07-2012 03:56 PM

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Post: #14
RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
LoP Guest  Wrote:
evilolive  Wrote:
I really hate licorice jelly beans.

You know what I do? Not eat them.

Your right, god I been trying to end this relationship for like a month. But honestly she wont let me do it.

I tell her i don't wanna be with you. She starts crying and acting hysterical. And cries and wont leave me alone until I tell her I am sorry.

Yeah I seen heaps of girls do that. Best thing I know is say that there is something wrong with you (mentally or whatever you can come up with just don't make it too weak) and can't stay in the relationship. Worst that can happen is she'll share it with her friends. Who'll only probably believe it's just her just making it up to cope with the breakup or trying to spite you or something.

Or just somehow make her not like you so much be a nag, etc. Worked for me.
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LoP Guest
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08-07-2012 03:56 PM

 



Post: #15
RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
Wolf Pup  Wrote:
LoP Guest  Wrote:
That's what I told her last night when she asked me if I wanted to have sex. Sorry, but I am tired, I had a long day, woke up for work, then came home, and played computer games for 5 hours.
So what does she do? She gets all upset, won't go to sleep, but I was tired, and so I went to sleep.

Then she wakes me up at 2 AM in the morning, turns on the light, shakes me awake. She is yelling, because she found some messages to another girl in my phone from a couple months ago. I tell her its nothing, eventually she calms down, and lets me go back to sleep.

Damnit I feel like hell today, I need more sleep, god sometimes I really hate relationships.

Theres your problem. you were tired from playing computer games for 5 hours? were your little fingers all sore? Poor baby!

Tell her she can come over to my house. I'll show her what a real man is!

I'd be willing to do that just to get her to leave me alone, but I doubt she would go for it.
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