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No, I don't wanna have sex with you
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LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 55564 08-07-2012 03:43 PM
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No, I don't wanna have sex with you
That's what I told her last night when she asked me if I wanted to have sex. Sorry, but I am tired, I had a long day, woke up for work, then came home, and played computer games for 5 hours.
So what does she do? She gets all upset, won't go to sleep, but I was tired, and so I went to sleep.
Then she wakes me up at 2 AM in the morning, turns on the light, shakes me awake. She is yelling, because she found some messages to another girl in my phone from a couple months ago. I tell her its nothing, eventually she calms down, and lets me go back to sleep.
Damnit I feel like hell today, I need more sleep, god sometimes I really hate relationships.
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evilolive Always Questioning ENFP! User ID: 112275 08-07-2012 03:45 PM
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RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
I really hate licorice jelly beans.
You know what I do? Not eat them.
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Bad Company Registered User User ID: 110946 08-07-2012 03:46 PM
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RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
evilolive Wrote:I really hate licorice jelly beans.
You know what I do? Not eat them.
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LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 55564 08-07-2012 03:47 PM
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RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
evilolive Wrote:I really hate licorice jelly beans.
You know what I do? Not eat them.
Your right, god I been trying to end this relationship for like a month. But honestly she wont let me do it.
I tell her i don't wanna be with you. She starts crying and acting hysterical. And cries and wont leave me alone until I tell her I am sorry.
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Bond, James Bond Licensed to kill User ID: 007 08-07-2012 03:49 PM
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RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
My wife does that sometimes. She will get mad if I'm not in the mood. Then she will throw out her sterotypes and wonder why I'm not a sex fiend like every other guy. Damn woman, I'm just f-ckin' tired sometimes get over it.
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LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 111299 08-07-2012 03:50 PM
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RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
So pack up and leave.
That easy.
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~.~ Windy Soliloquy User ID: 107303 08-07-2012 03:51 PM
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RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
LoP Guest Wrote:That's what I told her last night when she asked me if I wanted to have sex. Sorry, but I am tired, I had a long day, woke up for work, then came home, and played computer games for 5 hours.
So what does she do? She gets all upset, won't go to sleep, but I was tired, and so I went to sleep.
Then she wakes me up at 2 AM in the morning, turns on the light, shakes me awake. She is yelling, because she found some messages to another girl in my phone from a couple months ago. I tell her its nothing, eventually she calms down, and lets me go back to sleep.
Damnit I feel like hell today, I need more sleep, god sometimes I really hate relationships.
makes you wish you fuxed her brains out huh?
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LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 55564 08-07-2012 03:52 PM
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RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
LoP Guest Wrote:So pack up and leave.
That easy.
Not when it's my place!
And I thought about just throwing her out, but damn that is cold even for me.
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NightHelix lop guest User ID: 97796 08-07-2012 03:52 PM
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RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
Hey dumbfuck post your personal blog shit somewhere else. oh yeah and lay off the computer games and you might feel like f*cking. your ole lady will get it somewhere else if you dont. Me? I'd rather f*ck than play games. all of the day and all of the night. lucky f*ck heads like you dont understand there are those of us out here in guilty relationships. that means we are staying with our ole ladys out of guilt though they cant f*ck any more. so all we have are video games.
id give anything to get to f*ck again. but i dont cheat. and she cant f*ck. so im not even f*cked. im not screwed either. i dont know what i am.when we first met she and i f*cked like wild animals. i still want to f*ck like a wild animal and she does not. EVER.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMWNwHof0kc
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Wolf Pup Can I hug your leg? User ID: 15878 08-07-2012 03:53 PM
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RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
LoP Guest Wrote:That's what I told her last night when she asked me if I wanted to have sex. Sorry, but I am tired, I had a long day, woke up for work, then came home, and played computer games for 5 hours.
So what does she do? She gets all upset, won't go to sleep, but I was tired, and so I went to sleep.
Then she wakes me up at 2 AM in the morning, turns on the light, shakes me awake. She is yelling, because she found some messages to another girl in my phone from a couple months ago. I tell her its nothing, eventually she calms down, and lets me go back to sleep.
Damnit I feel like hell today, I need more sleep, god sometimes I really hate relationships.
Theres your problem. you were tired from playing computer games for 5 hours? were your little fingers all sore? Poor baby!
Tell her she can come over to my house. I'll show her what a real man is!
"When life hands you a lime....."
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LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 55564 08-07-2012 03:54 PM
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RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
Bond, James Bond Wrote:My wife does that sometimes. She will get mad if I'm not in the mood. Then she will throw out her sterotypes and wonder why I'm not a sex fiend like every other guy. Damn woman, I'm just f-ckin' tired sometimes get over it.
That's the thing,
I dunno. It's like, i know when you first meet someone your doing it 2, 3 times a day sometimes, but after a few months together. Especially if your living together. It just ain't so exciting anymore.
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LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 55564 08-07-2012 03:55 PM
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RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
NightHelix Wrote:Hey dumbfuck post your personal blog shit somewhere else. oh yeah and lay off the computer games and you might feel like f*cking. your ole lady will get it somewhere else if you dont. Me? I'd rather f*ck than play games. all of the day and all of the night. lucky f*ck heads like you dont understand there are those of us out here in guilty relationships. that means we are staying with our ole ladys out of guilt though they cant f*ck any more. so all we have are video games.
id give anything to get to f*ck again. but i dont cheat. and she cant f*ck. so im not even f*cked. im not screwed either. i dont know what i am.when we first met she and i f*cked like wild animals. i still want to f*ck like a wild animal and she does not. EVER.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMWNwHof0kc
Dude this is LOP, I am pretty sure it's everyone's personal blog.
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~.~ Windy Soliloquy User ID: 107303 08-07-2012 03:56 PM
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RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
NightHelix Wrote:Hey dumbfuck post your personal blog shit somewhere else. oh yeah and lay off the computer games and you might feel like f*cking. your ole lady will get it somewhere else if you dont. Me? I'd rather f*ck than play games. all of the day and all of the night. lucky f*ck heads like you dont understand there are those of us out here in guilty relationships. that means we are staying with our ole ladys out of guilt though they cant f*ck any more. so all we have are video games.
id give anything to get to f*ck again. but i dont cheat. and she cant f*ck. so im not even f*cked. im not screwed either. i dont know what i am.when we first met she and i f*cked like wild animals. i still want to f*ck like a wild animal and she does not. EVER.
lighten up there champ?
don't let the lice get under your skin
it's only a guest
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evilolive Always Questioning ENFP! User ID: 112275 08-07-2012 03:56 PM
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RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
LoP Guest Wrote:evilolive Wrote:I really hate licorice jelly beans.
You know what I do? Not eat them.
Your right, god I been trying to end this relationship for like a month. But honestly she wont let me do it.
I tell her i don't wanna be with you. She starts crying and acting hysterical. And cries and wont leave me alone until I tell her I am sorry.
Yeah I seen heaps of girls do that. Best thing I know is say that there is something wrong with you (mentally or whatever you can come up with just don't make it too weak) and can't stay in the relationship. Worst that can happen is she'll share it with her friends. Who'll only probably believe it's just her just making it up to cope with the breakup or trying to spite you or something.
Or just somehow make her not like you so much be a nag, etc. Worked for me.
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(This post was last modified: 08-07-2012 03:57 PM by evilolive.)
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LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 55564 08-07-2012 03:56 PM
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RE: No, I don't wanna have sex with you
Wolf Pup Wrote:LoP Guest Wrote:That's what I told her last night when she asked me if I wanted to have sex. Sorry, but I am tired, I had a long day, woke up for work, then came home, and played computer games for 5 hours.
So what does she do? She gets all upset, won't go to sleep, but I was tired, and so I went to sleep.
Then she wakes me up at 2 AM in the morning, turns on the light, shakes me awake. She is yelling, because she found some messages to another girl in my phone from a couple months ago. I tell her its nothing, eventually she calms down, and lets me go back to sleep.
Damnit I feel like hell today, I need more sleep, god sometimes I really hate relationships.
Theres your problem. you were tired from playing computer games for 5 hours? were your little fingers all sore? Poor baby!
Tell her she can come over to my house. I'll show her what a real man is!
I'd be willing to do that just to get her to leave me alone, but I doubt she would go for it.
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