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OUTRAGEOUS: Catholic Priest CAUGHT MASTURBATING during mass!
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OUTRAGEOUS: Catholic Priest CAUGHT MASTURBATING during mass!
come to think of it that wafer was a bit sticky
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LmaoLmao
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Lmao
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OUTRAGEOUS: Catholic Priest CAUGHT MASTURBATING during mass!
Wankers gonna wank
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That guy is really turned on by religion!

Lmao

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Religious prick!
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OUTRAGEOUS: Catholic Priest CAUGHT MASTURBATING during mass!
Lots of other options on this, poison ivy, crabs, mosquito bite.

Funny I'll admit but perhaps not true.
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He's itching his arm.
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Whats wrong with masturbation?
It's all win as far as I can see.
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Black Mass

In Paris, and even in London, there are misguided people who are abusing their priceless spiritual gifts to obtain petty and temporary advantages through these practices.
The “Black Mass” is a totally different matter.
I could not celebrate it if I wanted to, for I am not a consecrated priest of the Christian Church.
The celebrant must be a priest, for the whole idea of the practice is to profane the Sacrament of the Eucharist. Therefore you must believe in the truth of the cult and the efficacy of its ritual.
A renegade priest gathers about him a congregation of sensation-hunters and religious fanatics; then only can the ceremonies of profanation be of extended black magical effect.
There are many ways of abusing the Sacrament. One of the best known of which is the “Mass of Saint Secaire,” the purpose of which is to cause an enemy to wither away.
At this “mass,” always held in some secret place, preferably in a disused chapel, at midnight, the priest appears in canonical robes.
But even in his robes there is some sinister change, a perversion of their symbolic sanctity.
There is an altar, but the candles are of black wax. The crucifix is fixed the head downwards.
The clerk to the priest is a woman, and her dress, although it seems to be a church garment, is more like a costume in a prurient revue. It has been altered to make it indecent.
The ceremony is a parody of the orthodox Mass, with blasphemous interpolations.
The priest must be careful, however, to consecrate the Host in the orthodox manner. The wine has been adulterated with magical drugs like deadly nightshade and vervain, but the priest must convert it into the blood of Christ.
The dreadful basis of the Mass is that the bread and wine have imprisoned the Deity. Then they are subjected to terrible profanations.

http://lib.oto-usa.org/crowley/essays/black-magic.html
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In the priest's defense, that alter boy was looking foine yeah3

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07-06-2013 11:30 PM

 



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Looks like he may just be twiddling his thumbs, he also has a restless leg.
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AC488  Wrote: (07-06-2013 11:30 PM)
Looks like he may just be twiddling his thumbs, he also has a restless leg.

It's impossible to twiddle your thumbs with that kind of rhythm!

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Shouldn't it be massturbating?
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