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Of the glorious creation that is my woman!
CourtDude
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04-14-2012 07:15 AM

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heart Of the glorious creation that is my woman!
many here have learned

i post nothing but the truth

so here's some real truth for you:


she knows me like no other could hope to:



last sunday night my wife headed up

for a bath about an hour before i retired

so as i entered our egyptian temple, our bedroom,

which has everything from ancient papyrii

to statues and furniture celebrating the era

i was confronted by her lying upon the bed

wearing a black and leopard bustier

and a matching thong

you know motor city's av?

http://imgupld.lunaticoutpost.com/graphi...890194.jpg

there was my own in all its glorious beauty before me

truly the promised land!!!

a native american goddess,

age approriate for me

yet not one single wrinkle

not one single blemish

not one single icky cellulite

marred the countenance of

the gods greatest gift of creation

such a thing of beauty

something to be cherished

an inspiration of love


i shared with her my addulation

my heart

my very soul


i even asked her

if i could take a photo

preserve the moment for all posterity





and in the beauty of that moment

the timeless mingling of souls

i had my answer




























"You are not posting a picture of my ass on lunatic outpost!"





busted dammit!! chuckle

In the end each other is all we have.
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Sarah
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04-14-2012 07:21 AM

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RE: Of the glorious creation that is a woman!
Lmao
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CourtDude
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04-14-2012 07:25 AM

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RE: Of the glorious creation that is a woman!
Sarah  Wrote:
Lmao

Hugs

totally true sarah!

how has the new 'hardware' been?

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Gitana
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04-14-2012 07:27 AM

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RE: Of the glorious creation that is my woman!
Jptdknpa

omg that just made me snort jello
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Sarah
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04-14-2012 07:27 AM

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RE: Of the glorious creation that is my woman!
It's great! Thanks again for all the help!!!

Hugs
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Jedi Knight Stevus
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04-14-2012 07:28 AM

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RE: Of the glorious creation that is my woman!
Rofl
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mOtOrCiTy
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04-14-2012 07:29 AM

 



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RE: Of the glorious creation that is my woman!
CourtDude  Wrote:
many here have learned

i post nothing but the truth

so here's some real truth for you:


she knows me like no other could hope to:



last sunday night my wife headed up

for a bath about an hour before i retired

so as i entered our egyptian temple, our bedroom,

which has everything from ancient papyrii

to statues and furniture celebrating the era

i was confronted by her lying upon the bed

wearing a black and leopard bustier

and a matching thong

you know motor city's av?

http://imgupld.lunaticoutpost.com/graphi...890194.jpg

there was my own in all its glorious beauty before me

truly the promised land!!!

a native american goddess,

age approriate for me

yet not one single wrinkle

not one single blemish

not one single icky cellulite

marred the countenance of

the gods greatest gift of creation

such a thing of beauty

something to be cherished

an inspiration of love


i shared with her my addulation

my heart

my very soul


i even asked her

if i could take a photo

preserve the moment for all posterity





and in the beauty of that moment

the timeless mingling of souls

i had my answer




























"You are not posting a picture of my ass on lunatic outpost!"





busted dammit!! chuckle

Lmao
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CourtDude
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04-14-2012 07:29 AM

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RE: Of the glorious creation that is my woman!
Sarah  Wrote:
It's great! Thanks again for all the help!!!

Hugs

Awesome!

Picture thread in the future;


I need a co-author to write from experience! Jhikpghf

In the end each other is all we have.
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SoSayWeAll
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04-14-2012 07:30 AM

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RE: Of the glorious creation that is my woman!
LOL

Awesome post, CD...

Jptdknpa
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Sarah
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04-14-2012 07:31 AM

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RE: Of the glorious creation that is my woman!
CourtDude  Wrote:
Sarah  Wrote:
It's great! Thanks again for all the help!!!

Hugs

Awesome!

Picture thread in the future;


I need a co-author to write from experience! Jhikpghf

You're not posting a picture of my ass on Lunatic Outpost either, wise guy!!!

chuckle
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CourtDude
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04-14-2012 07:32 AM

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RE: Of the glorious creation that is my woman!
Gitana  Wrote:
Jptdknpa

omg that just made me snort jello

sorry Heartflowers

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CourtDude
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04-14-2012 07:35 AM

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RE: Of the glorious creation that is my woman!
SoSayWeAll  Wrote:
LOL

Awesome post, CD...

Jptdknpa

she just read it and is laughing so hard she's crying

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Gitana
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04-14-2012 07:35 AM

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Post: #13
RE: Of the glorious creation that is my woman!
CourtDude  Wrote:
Gitana  Wrote:
Jptdknpa

omg that just made me snort jello

sorry Heartflowers

its ok...was so worth the belly laugh...Heartflowers
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Jptdknpa
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CourtDude
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04-14-2012 07:37 AM

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RE: Of the glorious creation that is my woman!
Sarah  Wrote:
CourtDude  Wrote:
Sarah  Wrote:
It's great! Thanks again for all the help!!!

Hugs

Awesome!

Picture thread in the future;


I need a co-author to write from experience! Jhikpghf

You're not posting a picture of my ass on Lunatic Outpost either, wise guy!!!

chuckle

Lmao 1rof1

In the end each other is all we have.
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