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**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 92313 04-30-2012 07:10 PM

For Gary Beth--

Calif. Man Sues BMW For Persistent Erection

BMW North America has probably had to deal with plenty of unusual lawsuits, but one filed last week may be a first — a California man says the seat on his motorcycle has given him an erection he just can’t shake.

Henry Wolf of California is suing BMW America and aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific claiming his issue began after a four-hour ride on his 1993 BMW motorcycle, with a ridge like seat. Wolf is seeking compensation for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and what he calls “general damage.”

He said he’s had the erection non-stop for 20 months. And it comes with another side effect: The lawsuit says Wolf is “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”

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http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2012/04/30/c...-erection/

**pie** · **pie** Just a pie User ID: 84937 04-30-2012 07:27 PM **Posts: 3,780**

LoP Guest Wrote:

For Gary Beth--

Calif. Man Sues BMW For Persistent Erection

BMW North America has probably had to deal with plenty of unusual lawsuits, but one filed last week may be a first — a California man says the seat on his motorcycle has given him an erection he just can’t shake.

Henry Wolf of California is suing BMW America and aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific claiming his issue began after a four-hour ride on his 1993 BMW motorcycle, with a ridge like seat. Wolf is seeking compensation for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and what he calls “general damage.”

He said he’s had the erection non-stop for 20 months. And it comes with another side effect: The lawsuit says Wolf is “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”

More...

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2012/04/30/c...-erection/

I'm guessing it's an old R ... those things vibrate like crazy when the carbs aren't synced right ...

I think he's in the closet ...

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 4142 04-30-2012 07:31 PM

pie Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
For Gary Beth--

Calif. Man Sues BMW For Persistent Erection

BMW North America has probably had to deal with plenty of unusual lawsuits, but one filed last week may be a first — a California man says the seat on his motorcycle has given him an erection he just can’t shake.

Henry Wolf of California is suing BMW America and aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific claiming his issue began after a four-hour ride on his 1993 BMW motorcycle, with a ridge like seat. Wolf is seeking compensation for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and what he calls “general damage.”

He said he’s had the erection non-stop for 20 months. And it comes with another side effect: The lawsuit says Wolf is “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”

More...

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2012/04/30/c...-erection/

I'm guessing it's an old R ... those things vibrate like crazy when the carbs aren't synced right ...

I think he's in the closet ...

**ana** · **ana** . User ID: 84929 04-30-2012 07:33 PM **Posts: 4,852**

lol! at first i thought this said presidential election.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 90033 04-30-2012 07:34 PM

This man does not exist. This is a marketing campaign by BMW.

These vehicles are penis-symbols anyways and they are associated with manhood and potency, so its only logical to make this obvious connection that one must get an erection simply from possessing or riding one of these these bikes. I would probable get an erection too.

**pie** · **pie** Just a pie User ID: 84937 04-30-2012 07:36 PM **Posts: 3,780**

LoP Guest Wrote:

This man does not exist. This is a marketing campaign by BMW.

These vehicles are penis-symbols anyways and they are associated with manhood and potency, so its only logical to make this obvious connection that one must get an erection simply from possessing or riding one of these these bikes. I would probable get an erection too.

Yes, BMW is advertising their 1993 budget touring model ... this is clearly it!

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 90033 04-30-2012 07:44 PM

pie Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
This man does not exist. This is a marketing campaign by BMW.

These vehicles are penis-symbols anyways and they are associated with manhood and potency, so its only logical to make this obvious connection that one must get an erection simply from possessing or riding one of these these bikes. I would probable get an erection too.

Yes, BMW is advertising their 1993 budget touring model ... this is clearly it!

You don't get it! It is the image! This is influencing the subconsciousness. These things are now forever connected:

BMW <-> Erection
280km/h <-> Orgasm

Motorcycles are potency amplifiers, buy one and you won't ever need viagra anymore! And you can have all the girls.

**Leotard** lop guest User ID: 76478 04-30-2012 07:45 PM

KeLiy Wrote:

lol! at first i thought this said presidential election.

omg just omg

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 92313 04-30-2012 08:08 PM

Do the presidential candidates even have penii?

**Moranic_Mayhem** lop guest User ID: 14081 04-30-2012 08:12 PM

Eh!?

Never heard of him..

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 4142 04-30-2012 08:13 PM

LoP Guest Wrote:

Do the presidential candidates even have penii?

Like a tripartate kinda thang?