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Please, No Chainsaw Gift For Mother’s Day
noteye
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banana Please, No Chainsaw Gift For Mother’s Day
TORONTO, (UPI) — A survey of Canadian women’s worst Mother Day gifts included a chainsaw and divorce papers, a charity in Toronto reported Tuesday.

The Christian Children’s Fund of Canada poll conducted by Ipsos Reid asked 527 women to name the worst or most inappropriate gifts they had received for the mid-May tribute to motherhood.

Responses included household appliances, cookbooks, oversized clothing and frying pans, the CCFC release from Toronto said.

Mothers also said they were unimpressed with gifts of oven mitts, shoehorns, vegetable shredders and a white noise machine, the report said.

The charity’s survey showed 89 percent of mothers said they would feel “honored” to receive a gift from a charitable gift catalog, such as the CCFC’s.

The group provides such things as vegetable seeds, fruit trees, garden tools, medicine, and blankets for distribution in impoverished areas purchased under the Canadian donor mother’s name, the charity said.

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noteye
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RE: Please, No Chainsaw Gift For Mother’s Day
You don't give a chainsaw for mothers day. Give a gun, that's a lot better.

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Ransom
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05-09-2012 07:04 PM

 



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RE: Please, No Chainsaw Gift For Mother’s Day
Is coal appropriate?
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Aunt Flo
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05-09-2012 07:06 PM

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RE: Please, No Chainsaw Gift For Mother’s Day
Ransom  Wrote:
Is coal appropriate?

Coal is fuel...so, yes!
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05-09-2012 07:07 PM

 



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RE: Please, No Chainsaw Gift For Mother’s Day
Looks to me like those xtians just want your money to goto them. Pathetic.
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Ransom
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05-09-2012 07:13 PM

 



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RE: Please, No Chainsaw Gift For Mother’s Day
Aunt Flo  Wrote:
Ransom  Wrote:
Is coal appropriate?

Coal is fuel...so, yes!

Thanks. Maybe some Mexican jumping beans. If you take care of them for long enough, moths will break out and fly away.
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JF Priest
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05-09-2012 07:46 PM

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RE: Please, No Chainsaw Gift For Mother’s Day
Aunt Flo  Wrote:
Ransom  Wrote:
Is coal appropriate?

Coal is fuel...so, yes!

Lmao

Ron Paul 2012...The R3volution Continues:
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LoP Guest
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RE: Please, No Chainsaw Gift For Mother’s Day
studded condoms?
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Smilin' Eyes
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05-09-2012 07:55 PM

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RE: Please, No Chainsaw Gift For Mother’s Day
LoP Guest  Wrote:
Looks to me like those xtians just want your money to goto them. Pathetic.

Jhikpghf I noticed the plug in the article as well. chuckle

Worst Mother's Day gift for me was a couple of years ago, I got a gift card for Lowe's. Tissue chuckle
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