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~~Jackinthebox~~

So I just went out for a smoke.

Grabbed onto what I thought was a locust tree sapling.

It wasnt.

Got a hand full of spikes.

So I retreated to the porch. I light up a smoke. And look down at this bush. There is no wind, no animals.

All of the sudden it starts swaying up and down as if someone was grabbing it. But there is nothing there.

I am not buggin, I saw this, live.

What the f*ck???

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 113702 08-14-2012 09:29 AM

"Plant yourself, plants don't talk". -Quinton Tarantino Jptdknpa

**Gods roommate chuggs**

This reMinds me of the al gore card from the iluminati card game. It has a picture of al gore hugging a tree and inside the tree where these menacing yellow eyes.

doomed

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 114562 08-14-2012 09:35 AM

Hedgehog?? Pun intended

~~Jackinthebox~~

I dont know about asymology or other shit. But I saw a motherfucking bush get angry at me and start shaking.

WHAT THE f*ck?

~~Jackinthebox~~

And I am not doing well. My arm, where it pricked me. It hurts and I have ringing in my ears.

~~Jackinthebox~~

This sounds f*cking retarded but I am not kidding at all

~~Jackinthebox~~

My arm is in a lot of pain.

**247mph** · (This post was last modified: 08-14-2012 09:42 AM by 247mph.)

Jackinthebox Wrote:

So I just went out for a smoke.

Grabbed onto what I thought was a locust tree sapling.

It wasnt.

Got a hand full of spikes.

So I retreated to the porch. I light up a smoke. And look down at this bush. There is no wind, no animals.

All of the sudden it starts swaying up and down as if someone was grabbing it. But there is nothing there.

I am not buggin, I saw this, live.

What the f*ck???

Black Locust trees have so many spikes/strong thorns, I've thought of planting them as a security device.

Cheer

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 114562 08-14-2012 09:43 AM

Didnt you know that every rose has its thorns? On the real though Im not sure how anyone on here can help you. Good luck fellow traveller.

~~Jackinthebox~~

247mph Wrote:

Black Locust trees have so many spikes/strong thorns, I've thought of planting them as a security device.

YOU f*cking FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DONT TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 62850 08-14-2012 09:50 AM

Jackinthebox Wrote:

So I just went out for a smoke.

Grabbed onto what I thought was a locust tree sapling.

It wasnt.

Got a hand full of spikes.

So I retreated to the porch. I light up a smoke. And look down at this bush. There is no wind, no animals.

All of the sudden it starts swaying up and down as if someone was grabbing it. But there is nothing there.

I am not buggin, I saw this, live.

What the f*ck???

Assuming you're telling the truth you have a couple options.

1)Insect or critter of some sort. I see crickets creating some movement in branches. Rats/mice also climb trees and can have that effect.

2)Something you can't see that is not wind is moving the branches. I'd say invisible grey aliens but the truth is they generally don't let you sneak up on them, they sneak up on you. Typically (and only in my experience) they tend to stick to the roof to observe; but that's going to depend on your roof. I live in a ranch house so it's a bit under 15 feet from the roof to the ground.

I would go with an animal of some sort. If you're telling the truth.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 114355 08-14-2012 09:53 AM

247 in your bushes with a hypo?

**247mph**

Obvious horticultural fact is all.

Cheer

**evo** · (This post was last modified: 08-14-2012 10:12 AM by evo.)

LoP Guest Wrote:

2)Something you can't see that is not wind is moving the branches. I'd say invisible grey aliens but the truth is they generally don't let you sneak up on them, they sneak up on you. Typically (and only in my experience) they tend to stick to the roof to observe; but that's going to depend on your roof. I live in a ranch house so it's a bit under 15 feet from the roof to the ground.

How do you postulate an invisible creature and then give it attributes, for example, it being one of the greys. If it does exist, and is invisible, how can you possibly know what type of alien it is or even if it is an alien?