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**spɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ**

When cops approached this priest's car last weekend, he may have been too busy gathering his clothes to come up with a good excuse for his nudity.

Rev. Peter Petroske, former pastor of Sacred Heart Parish, was arrested last week in Dearborn, Mich. after allegedly driving a vehicle while intoxicated and naked, and now faces charges for his driving under the influence and and obscene conduct.

The Detroit Free Press reports an officer stopped Petroske after another driver called 911 to report a nude traveler on the roads. The priest was completely in the buff when approached by an officer, whom he reportedly told, "I was uhhh … hot … I like to drive around naked."

Petroske' blood alcohol content was .09, .01 above the legal limit for operating a motor vehicle in Michigan,, according to the Detroit News. According to the police report, says the News, Petroske was unable to correctly recite the alphabet or count from one to four.

Petroske was suspended indefinitely Monday after the Archdiocese of Detroit got wind of the incident, though he did perform Mass the morning after his arrest. The Catholic Archdiocese released a statement saying that it takes the situation seriously and is cooperating fully with law enforcement.

Petroske, 57, served as a pastor at eight churches in Michigan and had been at Sacred Heart since 2008. He won't be allowed on the church or school premises during his suspension, according to Dearborn Patch.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/10...lp00000003

**Timko**

I thought your sig was a sound bite of the priest explaining himself, took me 2 minutes to figure it out Jptdknpa

I thought it was some intro to a radio show where they were gonna play it S977

**mstra** lop guest User ID: 113967 08-11-2012 09:01 AM

"Petroske' blood alcohol content was .09, .01 above the legal limit for operating a motor vehicle in Michigan,, according to the Detroit News. According to the police report, says the News, Petroske was unable to correctly recite the alphabet or count from one to four."

Talk about a cheap date.

~~SoSayWeAll~~ · **~~SoSayWeAll~~** Banned User ID: 53411 08-11-2012 09:07 AM **Posts: 7,267**

Jeebus told him to.

**spɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ** · (This post was last modified: 08-11-2012 09:12 AM by spɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ.)

Timko Wrote:

I thought your sig was a sound bite of the priest explaining himself, took me 2 minutes to figure it out

I thought it was some intro to a radio show where they were gonna play it

that sound bite is from bevis and butthead... ;)

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 114005 08-11-2012 09:42 AM

Priest was obviously cruising for gay hitchhikers.
"Can I get a ride?"
"Sure, hop on."
Anon

**dolphin**

Gay Man Posing as priest I think is what you all mean.

A person is what they are first. The rest is just window dressing and masks.

Its no secrets that perverts are drawn to the priesthood to hide their true self and use the position to get away with it.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 113938 08-11-2012 10:59 AM

dolphin Wrote:

Gay Man Posing as priest I think is what you all mean.

A person is what they are first. The rest is just window dressing and masks.

Its no secrets that perverts are drawn to the priesthood to hide their true self and use the position to get away with it.

... says a proven scammer and closet gay posing as a flaming homophobe to prove how straight he is.

chuckle

**Spank The Monkey**

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 113847 08-11-2012 12:57 PM

I wonder if this story makes Randy Travis feel better?

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 112701 08-11-2012 01:04 PM

theres tow Priests cating up a olterboy the first Priest says to the second ***** ** **** *** **** ****** *** * *******

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 114021 08-11-2012 01:12 PM

I hope they checked the Boot.