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Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
HardTruth
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Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUj8hg5CoSw

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If it seeketh, expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!

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RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
Thanks a lot. Now my Taco with a face is all but worthless.

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barbsat  Wrote:
Thanks a lot. Now my Taco with a face is all but worthless.

Lala chuckle
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barbsat  Wrote:
Thanks a lot. Now my Taco with a face is all but worthless.

Donate it to the Catholic church?

chuckle

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If it seeketh, expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!

If an entity were not judgmental and if an entity were not controlling then it would have no need to be either just nor "merciful" in the first place now would it!? - Cosmah
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RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
Jesus is a conspiracy plot
that was invented
to prevent
Ron Paul from winining the presidency.
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barbsat  Wrote:
Thanks a lot. Now my Taco with a face is all but worthless.

yore pink taco?
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RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
I think Jesus was a real person at some time in history, but Jesus as God is totally imaginary, and Jesus never says he is God or anything, and the New Testament makes it pretty clear that he isn't = to God.

In any case though, good post, I enjoyed the little bleepy sounds.

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It wouldn't surprise me in the least if
Jesus had a lot in common with the sun.

Most, if not all, ancient cultures knew the importance
of the sun, and must have considered it to be a "God",
if not even the "source" of all.

Let's say we were living two thousand years ago.
What would we say the sun and the moon were exactly?

Obviously, they would say that the lights in the heavens were
there for the benefit of all life and as signs of the Divine Order.

The fading of the sun after it entered Scorpio represents the
"sting" of the scorpion,,, or the deceiving "kiss" of the Disciple
Judas. After this kiss, the sun loses its life-blood, or vitality, only
to be resurrected again after the Winter solstice.
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RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
prove or proof?
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LoP Guest  Wrote:
barbsat  Wrote:
Thanks a lot. Now my Taco with a face is all but worthless.

yore pink taco?

F*CK! DONT GROSS ME OUT!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRItYDKSqpQ

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OP, do you believe that there was a so-called ''historical Jesus'', as distinct from the religious Jesus that religious people talk about ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_Jesus

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et panis orisintus animae meae
et virtus maritans mentem meam
et sinum cogitationis meae ?
Non te amabam,
et fornicabar abs te,
et fornicanti sonabat undique :
''euge, euge''.
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HardTruth  Wrote:
Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUj8hg5CoSw

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I've got a quarter that says I can prove to myself that you're imaginary, in way less time than that... I mean, just look at you...

If that's real, Ill be the face in your toast...

:)

...what is this which is written in the Tanakh, `'The very rock which the builders rejected has become the cornerstone’?

The full soul loatheth an honeycomb; but to the hungry soul every bitter thing is sweet... - Proverbs 27:7 FELIX INFORTUNIUM...
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RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
passive aggressive divinity of Jesus of Nazareth believer spam:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVLfzYkM6...re=related

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FreedomStands  Wrote:
LoP Guest  Wrote:
barbsat  Wrote:
Thanks a lot. Now my Taco with a face is all but worthless.

yore pink taco?

F*CK! DONT GROSS ME OUT!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRItYDKSqpQ

Its too late. Its lodges in your processor and lays thousands of eggs. chuckle
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Jesus is a conspiracy plot
that was invented
to prevent
Ron Paul from winining the presidency.

Ksrrdhtc

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