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**HardTruth**

Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUj8hg5CoSw

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**Pope Barbie Imaculata**

Thanks a lot. Now my Taco with a face is all but worthless.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 59426 04-27-2012 10:29 PM

barbsat Wrote:

Thanks a lot. Now my Taco with a face is all but worthless.

**HardTruth**

barbsat Wrote:

Thanks a lot. Now my Taco with a face is all but worthless.

Donate it to the Catholic church?

chuckle

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**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 93090 04-27-2012 10:31 PM

Jesus is a conspiracy plot
that was invented
to prevent
Ron Paul from winining the presidency.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 93090 04-27-2012 10:32 PM

barbsat Wrote:

Thanks a lot. Now my Taco with a face is all but worthless.

yore pink taco?

**FreedomStands**

I think Jesus was a real person at some time in history, but Jesus as God is totally imaginary, and Jesus never says he is God or anything, and the New Testament makes it pretty clear that he isn't = to God.

In any case though, good post, I enjoyed the little bleepy sounds.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 65790 04-27-2012 10:34 PM

It wouldn't surprise me in the least if
Jesus had a lot in common with the sun.

Most, if not all, ancient cultures knew the importance
of the sun, and must have considered it to be a "God",
if not even the "source" of all.

Let's say we were living two thousand years ago.
What would we say the sun and the moon were exactly?

Obviously, they would say that the lights in the heavens were
there for the benefit of all life and as signs of the Divine Order.

The fading of the sun after it entered Scorpio represents the
"sting" of the scorpion,,, or the deceiving "kiss" of the Disciple
Judas. After this kiss, the sun loses its life-blood, or vitality, only
to be resurrected again after the Winter solstice.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 81677 04-27-2012 10:34 PM

prove or proof?

**FreedomStands**

LoP Guest Wrote:

barbsat Wrote:
Thanks a lot. Now my Taco with a face is all but worthless.

yore pink taco?

F*CK! DONT GROSS ME OUT!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRItYDKSqpQ

**Convicted Criminal**

OP, do you believe that there was a so-called ''historical Jesus'', as distinct from the religious Jesus that religious people talk about ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_Jesus

**goldenfleeced**

HardTruth Wrote:

Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUj8hg5CoSw

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I've got a quarter that says I can prove to myself that you're imaginary, in way less time than that... I mean, just look at you...

If that's real, Ill be the face in your toast...

:)

**Shakey1** · (This post was last modified: 04-27-2012 10:37 PM by Shakey1.)

passive aggressive divinity of Jesus of Nazareth believer spam:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVLfzYkM6...re=related

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 59426 04-27-2012 10:38 PM

FreedomStands Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
barbsat Wrote:
Thanks a lot. Now my Taco with a face is all but worthless.

yore pink taco?

F*CK! DONT GROSS ME OUT!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRItYDKSqpQ

Its too late. Its lodges in your processor and lays thousands of eggs. chuckle

**Up YOURS Govt!**

LoP Guest Wrote:

Jesus is a conspiracy plot
that was invented
to prevent
Ron Paul from winining the presidency.