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Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
HardTruth
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Post: #46
RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
NutzMcTaffy  Wrote:
HardTruth  Wrote:
NutzMcTaffy  Wrote:
HardTruth... I have always respected you... so can u answer this please for me friend.. and I say this with the utmost respect


is your issue with

Jesus or Christianity

my beef Christianity.. but I still follow Jesus...

even if you don't believe in Jesus... His teaching alone are about love and acceptance...

To which Jesus do you refer, the christians Jesus, whom was the GOD, or the individual who was more divine in character in the flesh, than the GOD was as a supreme being?

.

good question.....

and to answer a question with a question.... HardTruth.... what do You believe? what is your afterlife , or " heaven" what do you strive for.... and where do you think everyone will end up

According to your SCRIPT-ures, even the character Jesus believed in, and taught reincarnation, although the process has been hijacked!!

.

If it seeketh, expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!

If an entity were not judgmental and if an entity were not controlling then it would have no need to be either just nor "merciful" in the first place now would it!? - Cosmah
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FreedomStands
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04-27-2012 11:12 PM

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Post: #47
RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
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FreedomStands  Wrote:
LoP Guest  Wrote:
yore pink taco?

F*CK! DONT GROSS ME OUT!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRItYDKSqpQ

Its too late. Its lodges in your processor and lays thousands of eggs. chuckle

My relationship with the pink taco has grown more familial after she laid eggs in me.

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DanceChillGroove
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04-27-2012 11:15 PM

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Post: #48
RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
He was his own father.

"After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it..." - William S. Burroughs.
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NutzMcTaffy
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04-27-2012 11:16 PM

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Post: #49
RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
HardTruth  Wrote:
NutzMcTaffy  Wrote:
HardTruth  Wrote:
To which Jesus do you refer, the christians Jesus, whom was the GOD, or the individual who was more divine in character in the flesh, than the GOD was as a supreme being?

.

good question.....

and to answer a question with a question.... HardTruth.... what do You believe? what is your afterlife , or " heaven" what do you strive for.... and where do you think everyone will end up

According to your SCRIPT-ures, even the character Jesus believed in, and taught reincarnation, although the process has been hijacked!!

.

I am aware of that

Everytime we feel like we are "drowning" is life's situations... don't worry our savior walks on water

A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.
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NutzMcTaffy
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Post: #50
RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
NutzMcTaffy  Wrote:
HardTruth  Wrote:
NutzMcTaffy  Wrote:
good question.....

and to answer a question with a question.... HardTruth.... what do You believe? what is your afterlife , or " heaven" what do you strive for.... and where do you think everyone will end up

According to your SCRIPT-ures, even the character Jesus believed in, and taught reincarnation, although the process has been hijacked!!

.

I am aware of that

and how I felt about that Teaching..... Our heaven is suppose to be WHATEVER we want our deepest desires ... whatever we imagine... so as our gift... if we wanted to come back as something here on earth or reincarnated... I feel it would be possible.. because with god all is possible

Everytime we feel like we are "drowning" is life's situations... don't worry our savior walks on water

A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.
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HardTruth
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04-27-2012 11:22 PM

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Post: #51
RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
NutzMcTaffy  Wrote:
HardTruth  Wrote:
NutzMcTaffy  Wrote:
good question.....

and to answer a question with a question.... HardTruth.... what do You believe? what is your afterlife , or " heaven" what do you strive for.... and where do you think everyone will end up

According to your SCRIPT-ures, even the character Jesus believed in, and taught reincarnation, although the process has been hijacked!!

.

I am aware of that

Then you are aware that even Elijah didn't make it back with memories intact, stolen and erased they were!!

Its still happening today, so what was this divine intervention of this christ?

I see no divine intervention as of yet!!

LOL, so what part of this Jesus am I suppose to believe in?


.

If it seeketh, expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!

If an entity were not judgmental and if an entity were not controlling then it would have no need to be either just nor "merciful" in the first place now would it!? - Cosmah
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Cosmah
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Post: #52
RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
HardTruth  Wrote:
Then you are aware that even Elijah didn't make it back with memories intact, stolen and erased they were!!

Bingo

~ Prana ~
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04-27-2012 11:27 PM

 



Post: #53
RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
DanceChillGroove  Wrote:
He was his own father.

chuckle

Yes, as I was saying earlier in this thread, He is the sun.

The sun is one of the few things that are immaculately
conceived, since it is born in the Spring, enjoys a zenith
at Summer solstice, and passing through Scorpio is fatally
stung/kissed, fades away and dies, to be resurrected/reborn.

The twelve houses of the zodiac are the twelve Apostles.

The nails of his cross are the three motions of the sun.
Diurnal, annual, precessional.
How else can a God be bound to the material
firmament, or Celestial Tree?
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04-27-2012 11:28 PM

 



Post: #54
RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
LoP Guest  Wrote:
DanceChillGroove  Wrote:
He was his own father.

chuckle

Yes, as I was saying earlier in this thread, He is the sun.

The sun is one of the few things that are immaculately
conceived, since it is born in the Spring, enjoys a zenith
at Summer solstice, and passing through Scorpio is fatally
stung/kissed, fades away and dies, to be resurrected/reborn.

The twelve houses of the zodiac are the twelve Apostles.

The nails of his cross are the three motions of the sun.
Diurnal, annual, precessional.
How else can a God be bound to the material
firmament, or Celestial Tree?
I should say, it is born after the Winter Solstice, not in
the Spring..
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NutzMcTaffy
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Post: #55
RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
HardTruth  Wrote:
NutzMcTaffy  Wrote:
HardTruth  Wrote:
According to your SCRIPT-ures, even the character Jesus believed in, and taught reincarnation, although the process has been hijacked!!

.

I am aware of that

Then you are aware that even Elijah didn't make it back with memories intact, stolen and erased they were!!

Its still happening today, so what was this divine intervention of this christ?

I see no divine intervention as of yet!!

LOL, so what part of this Jesus am I suppose to believe in?


.

The part that PROMISES.... that ur suffering will be NO MORE... your Hunger will be NO MORE.... your worries and stresses NO MORE.....NO MORE TEARS.... NO MORE LOSS.... and ETERNAL LIFE......

that part of Jesus my friend....

Everytime we feel like we are "drowning" is life's situations... don't worry our savior walks on water

A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.
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Post: #56
RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
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OP, do you believe that there was a so-called ''historical Jesus'', as distinct from the religious Jesus that religious people talk about ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_Jesus

Not at all, I think perhaps there was some enlightened individual(s) from which a small portion of the message came from attributed to a so called Jesus!!

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NutzMcTaffy
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Post: #57
RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
NutzMcTaffy  Wrote:
HardTruth  Wrote:
NutzMcTaffy  Wrote:
I am aware of that

Then you are aware that even Elijah didn't make it back with memories intact, stolen and erased they were!!

Its still happening today, so what was this divine intervention of this christ?

I see no divine intervention as of yet!!

LOL, so what part of this Jesus am I suppose to believe in?


.

The part that PROMISES.... that ur suffering will be NO MORE... your Hunger will be NO MORE.... your worries and stresses NO MORE.....NO MORE TEARS.... NO MORE LOSS.... and ETERNAL LIFE......

that part of Jesus my friend....

all will be answered one day.... their are so many things we as humans can't even comprehend... But God Loves us.... and Never gives us mroe than we can handle.... and YES allows us to fall sometimes.... because GOD knows we can get back up... GOD MADE US

Everytime we feel like we are "drowning" is life's situations... don't worry our savior walks on water

A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.
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HardTruth
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Post: #58
RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
Cosmah  Wrote:
HardTruth  Wrote:
Then you are aware that even Elijah didn't make it back with memories intact, stolen and erased they were!!

Bingo

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chuckle

.

If it seeketh, expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!

If an entity were not judgmental and if an entity were not controlling then it would have no need to be either just nor "merciful" in the first place now would it!? - Cosmah
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Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUj8hg5CoSw

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What a load of shit.

There, fuckwit, I did it with four words.
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The Lucky AC
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04-27-2012 11:36 PM

 



Post: #60
RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
LoP Guest  Wrote:
DanceChillGroove  Wrote:
He was his own father.

chuckle

Yes, as I was saying earlier in this thread, He is the sun.

The sun is one of the few things that are immaculately
conceived, since it is born in the Spring, enjoys a zenith
at Summer solstice, and passing through Scorpio is fatally
stung/kissed, fades away and dies, to be resurrected/reborn.

The twelve houses of the zodiac are the twelve Apostles.

The nails of his cross are the three motions of the sun.
Diurnal, annual, precessional.
How else can a God be bound to the material
firmament, or Celestial Tree?

THIS!!^

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