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Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
HardTruth
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Post: #61
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Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUj8hg5CoSw

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What a load of shit.

There, fuckwit, I did it with four words.

Jesus = Bullshit!!

There, I did it in two words!!

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If it seeketh, expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!

If an entity were not judgmental and if an entity were not controlling then it would have no need to be either just nor "merciful" in the first place now would it!? - Cosmah
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Post: #62
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OP, do you believe that there was a so-called ''historical Jesus'', as distinct from the religious Jesus that religious people talk about ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_Jesus

Not at all, I think perhaps there was some enlightened individual(s) from which a small portion of the message came from attributed to a so called Jesus!!

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JhikpghfJhikpghfJhikpghf

This could be confusing to people, since I'm a Christian myself,
but I think that folks who look for an historical Christ are in
the same category as people who look for Noah's Ark, and the
Garden of Eden.

It is probably a sin of idolatry to seek the Divine in material/mundane
forms, except with one very special exception; to seek after the
sacredness of the matrix itself. That would be a key to unraveling
the Mystery religions, of which Christianity is a part.
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HardTruth
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Post: #63
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NutzMcTaffy  Wrote:
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HardTruth  Wrote:
Then you are aware that even Elijah didn't make it back with memories intact, stolen and erased they were!!

Its still happening today, so what was this divine intervention of this christ?

I see no divine intervention as of yet!!

LOL, so what part of this Jesus am I suppose to believe in?


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The part that PROMISES.... that ur suffering will be NO MORE... your Hunger will be NO MORE.... your worries and stresses NO MORE.....NO MORE TEARS.... NO MORE LOSS.... and ETERNAL LIFE......

that part of Jesus my friend....

all will be answered one day.... their are so many things we as humans can't even comprehend... But God Loves us.... and Never gives us mroe than we can handle.... and YES allows us to fall sometimes.... because GOD knows we can get back up... GOD MADE US

LOL, if god allows us to fall, knowing we can get back up, what was your Jesus for?

.

If it seeketh, expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!

If an entity were not judgmental and if an entity were not controlling then it would have no need to be either just nor "merciful" in the first place now would it!? - Cosmah
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Post: #64
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Jesus high as f*ck. Projecting himself in Tacos and shit.
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The Lucky AC
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Post: #65
RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
Prove that Jesus is real in 1 point.

I am here.
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Zardoz
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Post: #66
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There is an energy called "Jesus Christ". I've encountered it and I am not Christian. I've never read the Bible. Calling on "Jesus Christ" will stop an alien abduction in it's tracks. I've little interest in man's religion and didn't grow up with it. Still, that energy is a fact! chuckle

WTF is a "Lilly Wave"?
http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-Lilly-Wa...id=4168561
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Post: #67
RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
The Lucky AC  Wrote:
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DanceChillGroove  Wrote:
He was his own father.

chuckle

Yes, as I was saying earlier in this thread, He is the sun.

The sun is one of the few things that are immaculately
conceived, since it is born in the Spring, enjoys a zenith
at Summer solstice, and passing through Scorpio is fatally
stung/kissed, fades away and dies, to be resurrected/reborn.

The twelve houses of the zodiac are the twelve Apostles.

The nails of his cross are the three motions of the sun.
Diurnal, annual, precessional.
How else can a God be bound to the material
firmament, or Celestial Tree?

THIS!!^

Heartflowers

Sssh,,, this can be our little secret.
Heartflowers
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Post: #68
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chuckle

Yes, as I was saying earlier in this thread, He is the sun.

The sun is one of the few things that are immaculately
conceived, since it is born in the Spring, enjoys a zenith
at Summer solstice, and passing through Scorpio is fatally
stung/kissed, fades away and dies, to be resurrected/reborn.

The twelve houses of the zodiac are the twelve Apostles.

The nails of his cross are the three motions of the sun.
Diurnal, annual, precessional.
How else can a God be bound to the material
firmament, or Celestial Tree?

THIS!!^

Heartflowers

Sssh,,, this can be our little secret.
Heartflowers

You're not much good at keeping secrets, are you...? You know all of that falls short of the full truth, right? But... I suppose that we all have our little jobs to do.

Squirting bouquet, anyone...?

Heartflowers

...what is this which is written in the Tanakh, `'The very rock which the builders rejected has become the cornerstone’?

The full soul loatheth an honeycomb; but to the hungry soul every bitter thing is sweet... - Proverbs 27:7 FELIX INFORTUNIUM...
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Post: #69
RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
Zardoz  Wrote:
There is an energy called "Jesus Christ". I've encountered it and I am not Christian. I've never read the Bible. Calling on "Jesus Christ" will stop an alien abduction in it's tracks. I've little interest in man's religion and didn't grow up with it. Still, that energy is a fact! chuckle

Yep, there are divine energies out there, I've experienced it as well, it hit me on the head hard, slapped my face and woke my ass up!!

It brought me out of Earth's false religions!!

.

If it seeketh, expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!

If an entity were not judgmental and if an entity were not controlling then it would have no need to be either just nor "merciful" in the first place now would it!? - Cosmah
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Post: #70
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NutzMcTaffy  Wrote:
their are so many things we as humans can't even comprehend...

Like spelling and grammar.
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Post: #71
RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
HardTruth  Wrote:
NutzMcTaffy  Wrote:
NutzMcTaffy  Wrote:
The part that PROMISES.... that ur suffering will be NO MORE... your Hunger will be NO MORE.... your worries and stresses NO MORE.....NO MORE TEARS.... NO MORE LOSS.... and ETERNAL LIFE......

that part of Jesus my friend....

all will be answered one day.... their are so many things we as humans can't even comprehend... But God Loves us.... and Never gives us mroe than we can handle.... and YES allows us to fall sometimes.... because GOD knows we can get back up... GOD MADE US

LOL, if god allows us to fall, knowing we can get back up, what was your Jesus for?

.

To Be our Beacon of Light... to have God in the flesh... someone who has a face.... and a hand to wipe our tears away... clean our feet after our long hard journey

Everytime we feel like we are "drowning" is life's situations... don't worry our savior walks on water

A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.
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Ok, listen up atheists, "believers", agnostics, new agers, pagans and to the religious of all types alike... (so I am saying I don't really give much of a damn what you choose to believe or not believe [and "faith" is merely a strong belief] or what you might call yourself), I only have a brief message to share with you [take it as you will, put it in your pipe and smoke it, agree, disagree, troll it, ignore it, as you choose.]

The moment you pick a team (or teams) and cheer for it [or them] is the moment you also keep yourselves trapped where you are. By supporting only teams you have aligned yourselves with and in so-doing negating other teams is where you stunt your own personal growth and the Growth of Humanity as a whole. Want "out"? Want to find yourself in another reality where things "are better"? ...then start by learning some of the most basic lessons of Life, the majority of which the Cosmos observes: LOVE ALL LIFE, RESPECT ALL LIFE and HONOUR ALL LIFE - Without exception. You will be surrounded likewise by the manner in which you project your wills and desires, your attitude towards what surrounds yourself and what you hold inside.

There is no beginning and there is no end. Get to grips with this fact. There is no "finish line", no "start gun" that did begin anything. Life is NOT "a race", it is not a competition. Yes, there are things which will either speed up your progress or slow it down, yet there is no "ultimate goal", no "ultimate reward", excepting to the extent you see it so and that too shall be temporary. All there is is Life and no part of Life "cannot be", it exists, eternally, on and on, merely at times changing form.

You are all part of the same cosmos, ultimately no greater or lesser than any other piece of it. Whilst ensconced in the polarity dramas of this moment you forget this, yet you could re-member it at any time.

Your choice as ever it was.

Cosmah

~ Prana ~
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NutzMcTaffy
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Post: #73
RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
Zardoz  Wrote:
There is an energy called "Jesus Christ". I've encountered it and I am not Christian. I've never read the Bible. Calling on "Jesus Christ" will stop an alien abduction in it's tracks. I've little interest in man's religion and didn't grow up with it. Still, that energy is a fact! chuckle

Bump Hugs

the very name of Jesus causes darkness to flee... thanks for bringing this up....

Everytime we feel like we are "drowning" is life's situations... don't worry our savior walks on water

A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.
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Post: #74
RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
HardTruth  Wrote:
Zardoz  Wrote:
There is an energy called "Jesus Christ". I've encountered it and I am not Christian. I've never read the Bible. Calling on "Jesus Christ" will stop an alien abduction in it's tracks. I've little interest in man's religion and didn't grow up with it. Still, that energy is a fact! chuckle

Yep, there are divine energies out there, I've experienced it as well, it hit me on the head hard, slapped my face and woke my ass up!!

It brought me out of Earth's false religions!!

.

Friend would love to here about that... and what u saw and felt... whether it in this room or PM... whenever u have time... thanks

Everytime we feel like we are "drowning" is life's situations... don't worry our savior walks on water

A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.
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Post: #75
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NutzMcTaffy  Wrote:

THERE
are so many things we as humans can't even comprehend...

Like spelling and grammar.

there... feel better i fixed it for you LoL

Everytime we feel like we are "drowning" is life's situations... don't worry our savior walks on water

A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.
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