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Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
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HardTruth Get your wisdom on or GTFO of the way User ID: 92002 04-27-2012 11:38 PM
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RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
LoP Guest Wrote:HardTruth Wrote:Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUj8hg5CoSw
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What a load of shit.
There, fuckwit, I did it with four words.
Jesus = Bullshit!!
There, I did it in two words!!
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If it seeketh, expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!
If an entity were not judgmental and if an entity were not controlling then it would have no need to be either just nor "merciful" in the first place now would it!? - Cosmah
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LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 65790 04-27-2012 11:39 PM
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RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
LoP Guest Wrote:HardTruth Wrote:Convicted Criminal Wrote:OP, do you believe that there was a so-called ''historical Jesus'', as distinct from the religious Jesus that religious people talk about ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_Jesus
Not at all, I think perhaps there was some enlightened individual(s) from which a small portion of the message came from attributed to a so called Jesus!!
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This could be confusing to people, since I'm a Christian myself,
but I think that folks who look for an historical Christ are in
the same category as people who look for Noah's Ark, and the
Garden of Eden.
It is probably a sin of idolatry to seek the Divine in material/mundane
forms, except with one very special exception; to seek after the
sacredness of the matrix itself. That would be a key to unraveling
the Mystery religions, of which Christianity is a part.
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HardTruth Get your wisdom on or GTFO of the way User ID: 92002 04-27-2012 11:40 PM
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RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
NutzMcTaffy Wrote:NutzMcTaffy Wrote:HardTruth Wrote:Then you are aware that even Elijah didn't make it back with memories intact, stolen and erased they were!!
Its still happening today, so what was this divine intervention of this christ?
I see no divine intervention as of yet!!
LOL, so what part of this Jesus am I suppose to believe in?
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The part that PROMISES.... that ur suffering will be NO MORE... your Hunger will be NO MORE.... your worries and stresses NO MORE.....NO MORE TEARS.... NO MORE LOSS.... and ETERNAL LIFE......
that part of Jesus my friend....
all will be answered one day.... their are so many things we as humans can't even comprehend... But God Loves us.... and Never gives us mroe than we can handle.... and YES allows us to fall sometimes.... because GOD knows we can get back up... GOD MADE US
LOL, if god allows us to fall, knowing we can get back up, what was your Jesus for?
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If it seeketh, expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!
If an entity were not judgmental and if an entity were not controlling then it would have no need to be either just nor "merciful" in the first place now would it!? - Cosmah
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LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 86570 04-27-2012 11:42 PM
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RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
Jesus high as f*ck. Projecting himself in Tacos and shit.
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The Lucky AC Everything in life is luck User ID: 888 04-27-2012 11:44 PM
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RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
Prove that Jesus is real in 1 point.
I am here.
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Zardoz President of Fuktardistan User ID: 60983 04-27-2012 11:44 PM
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RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
There is an energy called "Jesus Christ". I've encountered it and I am not Christian. I've never read the Bible. Calling on "Jesus Christ" will stop an alien abduction in it's tracks. I've little interest in man's religion and didn't grow up with it. Still, that energy is a fact!
WTF is a "Lilly Wave"?
http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-Lilly-Wa...id=4168561
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LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 65790 04-27-2012 11:44 PM
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RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
The Lucky AC Wrote:LoP Guest Wrote:DanceChillGroove Wrote:He was his own father.

Yes, as I was saying earlier in this thread, He is the sun.
The sun is one of the few things that are immaculately
conceived, since it is born in the Spring, enjoys a zenith
at Summer solstice, and passing through Scorpio is fatally
stung/kissed, fades away and dies, to be resurrected/reborn.
The twelve houses of the zodiac are the twelve Apostles.
The nails of his cross are the three motions of the sun.
Diurnal, annual, precessional.
How else can a God be bound to the material
firmament, or Celestial Tree?
THIS!!^

Sssh,,, this can be our little secret.
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goldenfleeced Registered User User ID: 91884 04-27-2012 11:47 PM
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RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
LoP Guest Wrote:The Lucky AC Wrote:LoP Guest Wrote:
Yes, as I was saying earlier in this thread, He is the sun.
The sun is one of the few things that are immaculately
conceived, since it is born in the Spring, enjoys a zenith
at Summer solstice, and passing through Scorpio is fatally
stung/kissed, fades away and dies, to be resurrected/reborn.
The twelve houses of the zodiac are the twelve Apostles.
The nails of his cross are the three motions of the sun.
Diurnal, annual, precessional.
How else can a God be bound to the material
firmament, or Celestial Tree?
THIS!!^

Sssh,,, this can be our little secret.

You're not much good at keeping secrets, are you...? You know all of that falls short of the full truth, right? But... I suppose that we all have our little jobs to do.
Squirting bouquet, anyone...?
...what is this which is written in the Tanakh, `'The very rock which the builders rejected has become the cornerstone’?
The full soul loatheth an honeycomb; but to the hungry soul every bitter thing is sweet... - Proverbs 27:7 FELIX INFORTUNIUM...
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HardTruth Get your wisdom on or GTFO of the way User ID: 92002 04-27-2012 11:48 PM
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RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
Zardoz Wrote:There is an energy called "Jesus Christ". I've encountered it and I am not Christian. I've never read the Bible. Calling on "Jesus Christ" will stop an alien abduction in it's tracks. I've little interest in man's religion and didn't grow up with it. Still, that energy is a fact! 
Yep, there are divine energies out there, I've experienced it as well, it hit me on the head hard, slapped my face and woke my ass up!!
It brought me out of Earth's false religions!!
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If it seeketh, expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!
If an entity were not judgmental and if an entity were not controlling then it would have no need to be either just nor "merciful" in the first place now would it!? - Cosmah
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LoP Guest lop guest User ID: 93105 04-27-2012 11:49 PM
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RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
NutzMcTaffy Wrote:their are so many things we as humans can't even comprehend...
Like spelling and grammar.
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NutzMcTaffy Pastor McTaffy User ID: 63428 04-27-2012 11:53 PM
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RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
HardTruth Wrote:NutzMcTaffy Wrote:NutzMcTaffy Wrote:The part that PROMISES.... that ur suffering will be NO MORE... your Hunger will be NO MORE.... your worries and stresses NO MORE.....NO MORE TEARS.... NO MORE LOSS.... and ETERNAL LIFE......
that part of Jesus my friend....
all will be answered one day.... their are so many things we as humans can't even comprehend... But God Loves us.... and Never gives us mroe than we can handle.... and YES allows us to fall sometimes.... because GOD knows we can get back up... GOD MADE US
LOL, if god allows us to fall, knowing we can get back up, what was your Jesus for?
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To Be our Beacon of Light... to have God in the flesh... someone who has a face.... and a hand to wipe our tears away... clean our feet after our long hard journey
Everytime we feel like we are "drowning" is life's situations... don't worry our savior walks on water
A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.
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Cosmah Registered User User ID: 88389 04-27-2012 11:53 PM
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RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
Ok, listen up atheists, "believers", agnostics, new agers, pagans and to the religious of all types alike... (so I am saying I don't really give much of a damn what you choose to believe or not believe [and "faith" is merely a strong belief] or what you might call yourself), I only have a brief message to share with you [take it as you will, put it in your pipe and smoke it, agree, disagree, troll it, ignore it, as you choose.]
The moment you pick a team (or teams) and cheer for it [or them] is the moment you also keep yourselves trapped where you are. By supporting only teams you have aligned yourselves with and in so-doing negating other teams is where you stunt your own personal growth and the Growth of Humanity as a whole. Want "out"? Want to find yourself in another reality where things "are better"? ...then start by learning some of the most basic lessons of Life, the majority of which the Cosmos observes: LOVE ALL LIFE, RESPECT ALL LIFE and HONOUR ALL LIFE - Without exception. You will be surrounded likewise by the manner in which you project your wills and desires, your attitude towards what surrounds yourself and what you hold inside.
There is no beginning and there is no end. Get to grips with this fact. There is no "finish line", no "start gun" that did begin anything. Life is NOT "a race", it is not a competition. Yes, there are things which will either speed up your progress or slow it down, yet there is no "ultimate goal", no "ultimate reward", excepting to the extent you see it so and that too shall be temporary. All there is is Life and no part of Life "cannot be", it exists, eternally, on and on, merely at times changing form.
You are all part of the same cosmos, ultimately no greater or lesser than any other piece of it. Whilst ensconced in the polarity dramas of this moment you forget this, yet you could re-member it at any time.
Your choice as ever it was.
Cosmah
~ Prana ~
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NutzMcTaffy Pastor McTaffy User ID: 63428 04-27-2012 11:55 PM
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RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
Everytime we feel like we are "drowning" is life's situations... don't worry our savior walks on water
A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.
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NutzMcTaffy Pastor McTaffy User ID: 63428 04-27-2012 11:56 PM
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RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
HardTruth Wrote:Zardoz Wrote:There is an energy called "Jesus Christ". I've encountered it and I am not Christian. I've never read the Bible. Calling on "Jesus Christ" will stop an alien abduction in it's tracks. I've little interest in man's religion and didn't grow up with it. Still, that energy is a fact! 
Yep, there are divine energies out there, I've experienced it as well, it hit me on the head hard, slapped my face and woke my ass up!!
It brought me out of Earth's false religions!!
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Friend would love to here about that... and what u saw and felt... whether it in this room or PM... whenever u have time... thanks
Everytime we feel like we are "drowning" is life's situations... don't worry our savior walks on water
A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.
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NutzMcTaffy Pastor McTaffy User ID: 63428 04-27-2012 11:56 PM
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RE: Prove That Jesus Is Imaginary In Less Than 5 Minutes
LoP Guest Wrote:NutzMcTaffy Wrote:
THERE are so many things we as humans can't even comprehend...
Like spelling and grammar.
there... feel better i fixed it for you LoL
Everytime we feel like we are "drowning" is life's situations... don't worry our savior walks on water
A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.
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