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Religion-free weekend model has been extended
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Ghost of The Comedian
lop guest
User ID: 94564
05-04-2012 08:07 PM
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 Religion-free weekend model has been extended
In order to maintain the spirit of Disturbed's "Religion-free weekend", various other subjects will now be experiencing rolling blackouts.
The following schedule has been worked out to reduce the number of tears, spasms, fits, tantrums, and hateful, hurtful words which offend Disturbed and other very special and sensitive posters on LOP:
No Politics Mondays - Politics will not be discussed on the first day of the work week. Acceptable subjects include kittehs, the Illuminati, gardening tips, and Zionism.
No Personal Attacks Tuesdays - Tuesdays will be policed so that posts or threads which personally attack stupid or evil people will be deleted. Stupid and evil people are encouraged to say really stupid and evil things on Tuesdays, as their characters will not be questioned nor their motivations examined, and the mods will protect them from any exposure to unpleasantness which their stupidity and evil tend to elicit.
No UFO Wednesdays - Pretty obvious what we will not be discussing on No UFO Wednesdays. There are no Chinese lanterns, Photoshop fakes, birds or bugs on lenses, period. Try discussing the unusually high number of homosexuals in the Netherlands, or how movies and TV shows are brainwashing the sheeple to prepare them for No Dissent Thursdays.
No Dissent Thursday - Dissent may be expressed 6 out of 7 days. Give it a rest people, and go along to get along on Thursdays. Occupy is good, conservatives are stupid, Bush is evil, and Obama is eligible. Why dissent over these officially-sanctioned facts anyway?
Starts with "F" Fridays - Only subjects which begin with the letter F will be allowed on Fridays. Acceptable subjects include FEMA, Fukishima, firearms, fire water (alchohol), fine dining, and f*cking.
No Space Saturday - Comets, Nibiru, fluff, meteors, fireballs, solar events, eclipses, astrophysics in general are not welcome topics on No Space Saturdays. Try discussing Earth and how you don't need space to spawn doom. Earthquakes, killer storms, tsunamis, and mole men from the hollow Earth are welcome topics.
No Sabbath Sunday - Don't discuss the Bible, the Jews, Christians, Christianity, or western civilization. Try discussing Islam and what a blessing it is every place it achieves dominance, how the left/right paradigm is either outdated or was never in force, or your favorite knitting stitch.
Additional prohibitions will be implemented until a homogeneous choir-like echo chamber has been created, and nobody is offended by anything, ever.
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HeidiLore 
Crazed Arkansan Moderator-INFP
User ID: 93959
05-04-2012 08:09 PM
Posts: 20,725
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HarryCanyon
Banned
User ID: 94133
05-04-2012 08:10 PM
Posts: 626
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RE: Religion-free weekend model has been extended
So its butt hurt religious douche bag day?
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Anonymous Carrot
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User ID: 3531
05-04-2012 08:10 PM
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RE: Religion-free weekend model has been extended
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HarryCanyon
Banned
User ID: 94133
05-04-2012 08:11 PM
Posts: 626
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RE: Religion-free weekend model has been extended
Ghost of The Comedian Wrote:In order to maintain the spirit of Disturbed's "Religion-free weekend", various other subjects will now be experiencing rolling blackouts.
The following schedule has been worked out to reduce the number of tears, spasms, fits, tantrums, and hateful, hurtful words which offend Disturbed and other very special and sensitive posters on LOP:
No Politics Mondays - Politics will not be discussed on the first day of the work week. Acceptable subjects include kittehs, the Illuminati, gardening tips, and Zionism.
No Personal Attacks Tuesdays - Tuesdays will be policed so that posts or threads which personally attack stupid or evil people will be deleted. Stupid and evil people are encouraged to say really stupid and evil things on Tuesdays, as their characters will not be questioned nor their motivations examined, and the mods will protect them from any exposure to unpleasantness which their stupidity and evil tend to elicit.
No UFO Wednesdays - Pretty obvious what we will not be discussing on No UFO Wednesdays. There are no Chinese lanterns, Photoshop fakes, birds or bugs on lenses, period. Try discussing the unusually high number of homosexuals in the Netherlands, or how movies and TV shows are brainwashing the sheeple to prepare them for No Dissent Thursdays.
No Dissent Thursday - Dissent may be expressed 6 out of 7 days. Give it a rest people, and go along to get along on Thursdays. Occupy is good, conservatives are stupid, Bush is evil, and Obama is eligible. Why dissent over these officially-sanctioned facts anyway?
Starts with "F" Fridays - Only subjects which begin with the letter F will be allowed on Fridays. Acceptable subjects include FEMA, Fukishima, firearms, fire water (alchohol), fine dining, and f*cking.
No Space Saturday - Comets, Nibiru, fluff, meteors, fireballs, solar events, eclipses, astrophysics in general are not welcome topics on No Space Saturdays. Try discussing Earth and how you don't need space to spawn doom. Earthquakes, killer storms, tsunamis, and mole men from the hollow Earth are welcome topics.
No Sabbath Sunday - Don't discuss the Bible, the Jews, Christians, Christianity, or western civilization. Try discussing Islam and what a blessing it is every place it achieves dominance, how the left/right paradigm is either outdated or was never in force, or your favorite knitting stitch.
Additional prohibitions will be implemented until a homogeneous choir-like echo chamber has been created, and nobody is offended by anything, ever.
Its not about people being offended its about religious d1c45 shitting on everything..
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Geogal
keeper of CnB Chubacabra
User ID: 12308
05-04-2012 08:13 PM
Posts: 32,038
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RE: Religion-free weekend model has been extended
every day is no personal attacks.
Chupi enjoys crumpled threads, drizzled with Balsamic vinegar, and Tiny likes Raw Trollmeat sushi-like.
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Formosa's Law “The truly insane have enough on their plates without us adding to it.”
AKA, flaming someone with an obvious mental problem can't make it better.
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Anonymous Carrot
lop guest
User ID: 3531
05-04-2012 08:13 PM
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RE: Religion-free weekend model has been extended
Shut up Harry, the OP is a witty writer.
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LoP Guest
lop guest
User ID: 94564
05-04-2012 08:14 PM
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RE: Religion-free weekend model has been extended
HeidiLore Wrote:What about a no-avatars day? 
Excellent idea. You'll notice I'm trying this out already.
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LoP Guest
lop guest
User ID: 94564
05-04-2012 08:15 PM
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RE: Religion-free weekend model has been extended
Geogal Wrote:every day is no personal attacks.
See?! We're almost there already!
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LoP Guest
lop guest
User ID: 94564
05-04-2012 08:16 PM
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RE: Religion-free weekend model has been extended
Anonymous Carrot Wrote:Shut up Harry, the OP is a witty writer.
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RUSH
The way In is the way Out
User ID: 85378
05-04-2012 08:17 PM
Posts: 4,765
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RE: Religion-free weekend model has been extended
Its I got a F.cking hangover friday!
Im not lost...Just disoriented.
My mind is not for rent..to any god or government..
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LoP Guest
lop guest
User ID: 94564
05-04-2012 08:17 PM
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RE: Religion-free weekend model has been extended
HarryCanyon Wrote:Its not about people being offended its about religious d1c45 shitting on everything..
No Profanity Week.
You'll probably just want to do something else for that week, Fuzzy Hole.
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LoP Guest
lop guest
User ID: 94564
05-04-2012 08:18 PM
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RE: Religion-free weekend model has been extended
Geogal Wrote:LoP Guest Wrote:Geogal Wrote:every day is no personal attacks.
See?! We're almost there already!
Then it's been Tuesday for almost the entire life of this forum....
Thank you for putting No Humor Month into beta test.
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