In order to maintain the spirit of Disturbed's "Religion-free weekend", various other subjects will now be experiencing rolling blackouts.

The following schedule has been worked out to reduce the number of tears, spasms, fits, tantrums, and hateful, hurtful words which offend Disturbed and other very special and sensitive posters on LOP:

No Politics Mondays - Politics will not be discussed on the first day of the work week. Acceptable subjects include kittehs, the Illuminati, gardening tips, and Zionism.

No Personal Attacks Tuesdays - Tuesdays will be policed so that posts or threads which personally attack stupid or evil people will be deleted. Stupid and evil people are encouraged to say really stupid and evil things on Tuesdays, as their characters will not be questioned nor their motivations examined, and the mods will protect them from any exposure to unpleasantness which their stupidity and evil tend to elicit.

No UFO Wednesdays - Pretty obvious what we will not be discussing on No UFO Wednesdays. There are no Chinese lanterns, Photoshop fakes, birds or bugs on lenses, period. Try discussing the unusually high number of homosexuals in the Netherlands, or how movies and TV shows are brainwashing the sheeple to prepare them for No Dissent Thursdays.

No Dissent Thursday - Dissent may be expressed 6 out of 7 days. Give it a rest people, and go along to get along on Thursdays. Occupy is good, conservatives are stupid, Bush is evil, and Obama is eligible. Why dissent over these officially-sanctioned facts anyway?

Starts with "F" Fridays - Only subjects which begin with the letter F will be allowed on Fridays. Acceptable subjects include FEMA, Fukishima, firearms, fire water (alchohol), fine dining, and f*cking.

No Space Saturday - Comets, Nibiru, fluff, meteors, fireballs, solar events, eclipses, astrophysics in general are not welcome topics on No Space Saturdays. Try discussing Earth and how you don't need space to spawn doom. Earthquakes, killer storms, tsunamis, and mole men from the hollow Earth are welcome topics.

No Sabbath Sunday - Don't discuss the Bible, the Jews, Christians, Christianity, or western civilization. Try discussing Islam and what a blessing it is every place it achieves dominance, how the left/right paradigm is either outdated or was never in force, or your favorite knitting stitch.

Additional prohibitions will be implemented until a homogeneous choir-like echo chamber has been created, and nobody is offended by anything, ever.

LoP Guest  Wrote:

Geogal  Wrote:

Then it's been Tuesday for almost the entire life of this forum....

Thank you for putting No Humor Month into beta test.

every day is a good day for humor...

Ghost of The Comedian  Wrote:

In order to maintain the spirit of Disturbed's "Religion-free weekend", various other subjects will now be experiencing rolling blackouts.

The following schedule has been worked out to reduce the number of tears, spasms, fits, tantrums, and hateful, hurtful words which offend Disturbed and other very special and sensitive posters on LOP:

No Politics Mondays - Politics will not be discussed on the first day of the work week. Acceptable subjects include kittehs, the Illuminati, gardening tips, and Zionism.

No Personal Attacks Tuesdays - Tuesdays will be policed so that posts or threads which personally attack stupid or evil people will be deleted. Stupid and evil people are encouraged to say really stupid and evil things on Tuesdays, as their characters will not be questioned nor their motivations examined, and the mods will protect them from any exposure to unpleasantness which their stupidity and evil tend to elicit.

No UFO Wednesdays - Pretty obvious what we will not be discussing on No UFO Wednesdays. There are no Chinese lanterns, Photoshop fakes, birds or bugs on lenses, period. Try discussing the unusually high number of homosexuals in the Netherlands, or how movies and TV shows are brainwashing the sheeple to prepare them for No Dissent Thursdays.

No Dissent Thursday - Dissent may be expressed 6 out of 7 days. Give it a rest people, and go along to get along on Thursdays. Occupy is good, conservatives are stupid, Bush is evil, and Obama is eligible. Why dissent over these officially-sanctioned facts anyway?

Starts with "F" Fridays - Only subjects which begin with the letter F will be allowed on Fridays. Acceptable subjects include FEMA, Fukishima, firearms, fire water (alchohol), fine dining, and f*cking.

No Space Saturday - Comets, Nibiru, fluff, meteors, fireballs, solar events, eclipses, astrophysics in general are not welcome topics on No Space Saturdays. Try discussing Earth and how you don't need space to spawn doom. Earthquakes, killer storms, tsunamis, and mole men from the hollow Earth are welcome topics.

No Sabbath Sunday - Don't discuss the Bible, the Jews, Christians, Christianity, or western civilization. Try discussing Islam and what a blessing it is every place it achieves dominance, how the left/right paradigm is either outdated or was never in force, or your favorite knitting stitch.

Additional prohibitions will be implemented until a homogeneous choir-like echo chamber has been created, and nobody is offended by anything, ever.

Comedian, if you ever establish a site, I'll be there.

Comedian, if you ever establish a site, I'll be there.

Maybe 1 day, Jadr will take all the shekels he has been paid to post zionist views online, and use that money to start his own forum. Id sign up !

Geogal  Wrote:

LoP Guest  Wrote:

Thank you for putting No Humor Month into beta test.

every day is a good day for humor...

as in your coke can creation of an avatar...nice !

sounds like your promoting shutting this site down....

or making a barney the dinosaure love site

Anonymous Carrot  Wrote:

Shut up Harry, the OP is a witty writer.

Janus  Wrote:

Comedian, if you ever establish a site, I'll be there.

In order to maintain the spirit of Disturbed's "Religion-free weekend", various other subjects will now be experiencing rolling blackouts.

The following schedule has been worked out to reduce the number of tears, spasms, fits, tantrums, and hateful, hurtful words which offend Disturbed and other very special and sensitive posters on LOP:

No Politics Mondays - Politics will not be discussed on the first day of the work week. Acceptable subjects include kittehs, the Illuminati, gardening tips, and Zionism.

No Personal Attacks Tuesdays - Tuesdays will be policed so that posts or threads which personally attack stupid or evil people will be deleted. Stupid and evil people are encouraged to say really stupid and evil things on Tuesdays, as their characters will not be questioned nor their motivations examined, and the mods will protect them from any exposure to unpleasantness which their stupidity and evil tend to elicit.

No UFO Wednesdays - Pretty obvious what we will not be discussing on No UFO Wednesdays. There are no Chinese lanterns, Photoshop fakes, birds or bugs on lenses, period. Try discussing the unusually high number of homosexuals in the Netherlands, or how movies and TV shows are brainwashing the sheeple to prepare them for No Dissent Thursdays.

No Dissent Thursday - Dissent may be expressed 6 out of 7 days. Give it a rest people, and go along to get along on Thursdays. Occupy is good, conservatives are stupid, Bush is evil, and Obama is eligible. Why dissent over these officially-sanctioned facts anyway?

Starts with "F" Fridays - Only subjects which begin with the letter F will be allowed on Fridays. Acceptable subjects include FEMA, Fukishima, firearms, fire water (alchohol), fine dining, and f*cking.

No Space Saturday - Comets, Nibiru, fluff, meteors, fireballs, solar events, eclipses, astrophysics in general are not welcome topics on No Space Saturdays. Try discussing Earth and how you don't need space to spawn doom. Earthquakes, killer storms, tsunamis, and mole men from the hollow Earth are welcome topics.

No Sabbath Sunday - Don't discuss the Bible, the Jews, Christians, Christianity, or western civilization. Try discussing Islam and what a blessing it is every place it achieves dominance, how the left/right paradigm is either outdated or was never in force, or your favorite knitting stitch.

Additional prohibitions will be implemented until a homogeneous choir-like echo chamber has been created, and nobody is offended by anything, ever.