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AKA #1
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Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming...
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You are a very good teacher.
I learned well from you thanks. I am humbled by your tactics!
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It's to depopulate the west so it can be overran by barbarians just like the ancient Roman empire..

You know the barbaric type. Eating things locally, having sex with women, drinking beer, etc.
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Heheh
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Woohoo
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Nothing Is True
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My friend tried a prototype of this - voice activated it was . You could give it instructions by saying things like 'softer', harder', 'slower' etc.

So there he was one night, using the hand and after a while, he's saying to the thing 'Faster, faster' - He's nearing his peak and now he's shouting 'FASTER, FASTER!'. The hand's going into overdrive - faster and faster - and all of a sudden, it pulls his dick right off!

'f*#k ME!!', he shouted.

You don't want to know what happened next..

doomed

Everything is permitted
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that's hilarious 5 5 stars...
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I learned well from you thanks. I am humbled by your tactics!
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5 * chuckle

FSA and ISIS working together https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piN_MNSis1E
We believe that the Syrian regime is the best speaker on behalf of the Syrian people, and not those liver eaters
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Seems like hooking up all that stuff would be more work than just tugging the baby baton by yourself. Seriously, who is too lazy to just best them self off?!? Is that a common complaint?? Granted it does have some use for people lacking limbs!
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OMG i am completely beside myself with JOY CheerCheerCheer

I got a thing for robotic hands! Heartflowers

Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao
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Nothing Is True  Wrote: (11-20-2013 02:19 AM)
My friend tried a prototype of this - voice activated it was . You could give it instructions by saying things like 'softer', harder', 'slower' etc.

So there he was one night, using the hand and after a while, he's saying to the thing 'Faster, faster' - He's nearing his peak and now he's shouting 'FASTER, FASTER!'. The hand's going into overdrive - faster and faster - and all of a sudden, it pulls his dick right off!

'f*ck ME!!', he shouted.

You don't want to know what happened next..

doomed

...it was not a happy ending.

Anon
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Sulie
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He Man  Wrote: (11-20-2013 02:39 AM)
OMG i am completely beside myself with JOY CheerCheerCheer

I got a thing for robotic hands! Heartflowers

Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao

Metal on metal though...................doomed
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Sulie  Wrote: (11-20-2013 02:42 AM)
He Man  Wrote: (11-20-2013 02:39 AM)
OMG i am completely beside myself with JOY CheerCheerCheer

I got a thing for robotic hands! Heartflowers

Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao

Metal on metal though...................doomed

But so explosive in the end:



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^1^  Wrote: (11-20-2013 01:56 AM)
Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming...
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http://live.huffingtonpost.com/r/archive...4eb70002bd

It would be cheaper buying hand lotion and tissue.
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