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**JF Priest** · **JF Priest** Subscriber User ID: 47416 04-27-2012 10:55 PM **Posts: 23,839**

noteye Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
She voted Democrat because she knew if she could be shot in the head, she'd need healthcare and the Republicans won't do anything to make it accessible to an ordinary working person like her.

But then she found out they would only cover half of the hospital bills.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 91311 04-27-2012 11:07 PM

I know it feels like Obama's been in forever but this funny 'anecdote' has been around for at least 10yrs..... chuckle

Pi Infinity User ID: 3.14159265 04-27-2012 11:31 PM

LoP Guest Wrote:

I know it feels like Obama's been in forever but this funny 'anecdote' has been around for at least 10yrs.....

That's correct. As she held her brains in place she thought maybe president Bush could use some brains because it appeared he was lacking in that dept.

Lmao

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 93078 04-27-2012 11:34 PM

Just2Laws Wrote:

Smart women bake bread from scratch.

you know it Sistah!!

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 92936 04-27-2012 11:35 PM

noteye Wrote:

This was in my email and I thought I would share it.

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is blonde, a Democrat, and voted for Obama, but that could all be a coincidence.

Another lie by another bagger. I'm not surprized since all you f*cks are liars.

**Sentient 6**

wow that is awesome.good thing she was just stupid and not hurt.