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Santa Needs A Blow Job...
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12-23-2013 12:06 AM

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Santas limp again..
blower motor is out..
santa down...

Guy at blow up santa repair store said he needed a blow job...


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12-23-2013 12:26 AM

 



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Santa Needs A Blow Job...
He's your Santa.

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12-23-2013 12:29 AM

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I like you, Lloyd. I always liked you. You were always the best of them.
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Santa Needs A Blow Job...
^1^  Wrote: (12-23-2013 12:06 AM)
Santas limp again..
blower motor is out..
santa down...

Guy at blow up santa repair store said he needed a blow job...


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Only from girls on the naughty list.
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12-23-2013 12:31 AM

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AFTER XMAS SANTA ....AFTERJptdknpa

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12-23-2013 12:32 AM

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"When life hands you a lime....."

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Wolf Pup
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"When life hands you a lime....."

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12-23-2013 12:36 AM

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Santa Needs A Blow Job...
^1^  Wrote: (12-23-2013 12:06 AM)
Santas limp again..
blower motor is out..
santa down...

Guy at blow up santa repair store said he needed a blow job...


Popcorn

If Jesus was gay and had him a few oily elves he would never have this problem
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12-23-2013 02:10 AM

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Well he does only come once a year.

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