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Santa Needs A Blow Job...
AKA #1
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12-23-2013 12:06 AM

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Santas limp again..
blower motor is out..
santa down...

Guy at blow up santa repair store said he needed a blow job...


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To: AKA #1
You are a very good teacher.
I learned well from you thanks. I am humbled by your tactics!
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12-23-2013 12:26 AM

 



Post: #2
Santa Needs A Blow Job...
He's your Santa.

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Germanicus
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12-23-2013 12:29 AM

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Post: #3
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Post: #4
Santa Needs A Blow Job...
^1^  Wrote: (12-23-2013 12:06 AM)
Santas limp again..
blower motor is out..
santa down...

Guy at blow up santa repair store said he needed a blow job...


Popcorn

Only from girls on the naughty list.
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fishermens friend
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12-23-2013 12:31 AM

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Post: #5
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AFTER XMAS SANTA ....AFTERJptdknpa

I know just enough to make me dangerous
TOLLERANCE DOES NOT MEAN ACCEPTANCE
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Wolf Pup
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12-23-2013 12:32 AM

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Post: #6
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"When life hands you a lime....."

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12-23-2013 12:33 AM

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12-23-2013 12:35 AM

 



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Wolf Pup
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12-23-2013 12:36 AM

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Santa Needs A Blow Job...
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"When life hands you a lime....."

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CountFapula
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12-23-2013 12:36 AM

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Post: #10
Santa Needs A Blow Job...
^1^  Wrote: (12-23-2013 12:06 AM)
Santas limp again..
blower motor is out..
santa down...

Guy at blow up santa repair store said he needed a blow job...


Popcorn

If Jesus was gay and had him a few oily elves he would never have this problem
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shamanik
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12-23-2013 02:10 AM

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banana Santa Needs A Blow Job...
Well he does only come once a year.

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