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Shape-Shifting Lizard Skin Cream-- For The Reptilian With Everything...
Monkeyfister
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beermug Shape-Shifting Lizard Skin Cream-- For The Reptilian With Everything...
Here's a thoughtful gift idea for that oh, so heard-to-shop-for Reptilian Overlord in your life:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/115942694/sh...cream-with

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From the Product Description:
Quote:Shapeshifting from lizard to human form is great for controlling Earth so you can mine gold to save your dying homeworld, but it’s not so great for your skin. When you’re juggling appointments and global depopulation deadlines, you don’t have time for an exhaustive skincare regime, especially after you’ve been up all night sodomising infants on a blood-soaked altar.

That’s why there’s new Hypoallergenic Shapeshifting Lizard Skin Cream, for the hard-working reptilian overlord who wants to crush the human race AND look great. Revitalise dry cracked scales with the nutrifying formula, penetrating your watertight, abrasive epidermis with vitamin-enriched micro-molecules. Never again spend hours removing crusty nodules from your armoured eyelids or sandblasting your segmented underbelly.

Instead, spend your life-cycle on the things that really matter to you: eating babies, manipulating financial markets and basking on rocks in the warm glow of Earth’s home star. Whichever form you’ve taken, simply lather the cream onto tough lizard scales or weak and thin human tissue. The vitamin E rich formula gets to work fast, leaving your external membrane hard, reinforced and radiant. Start each day with that “just-shed-skin” feeling!

What's not to love!!!

United Kingdom-- £2.50 GBP

Everywhere Else-- £5.50 GBP
$9.04 USD

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11-26-2012 08:34 PM

 



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RE: Shape-Shifting Lizard Skin Cream-- For The Reptilian With Everything...
You're confused. Reptilians do not "shape-shift". They are physical beings. Only spirits possess the ability to morph into different forms of being.
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Monkeyfister
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RE: Shape-Shifting Lizard Skin Cream-- For The Reptilian With Everything...
Bump

"I am the bride at every funeral, the corpse at every wedding."-- Brother Theodore
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ZZ Tilt
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11-26-2012 09:22 PM

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RE: Shape-Shifting Lizard Skin Cream-- For The Reptilian With Everything...
lol

Great find, 5*

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11-26-2012 09:23 PM

 



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RE: Shape-Shifting Lizard Skin Cream-- For The Reptilian With Everything...
LoP Guest  Wrote:
You're confused. Reptilians do not "shape-shift". They are physical beings. Only spirits possess the ability to morph into different forms of being.

or so you believe
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Monkeyfister
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RE: Shape-Shifting Lizard Skin Cream-- For The Reptilian With Everything...
Bump

For the evening crowd.

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Monkeyfister
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RE: Shape-Shifting Lizard Skin Cream-- For The Reptilian With Everything...
For humor's sake kids-- Just LOOK at it!!!

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