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So my damn wife's sister brings back a 'Fertility God' statue thing from El Salvador
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wall So my damn wife's sister brings back a 'Fertility God' statue thing from El Salvador
...2 months ago she comes back from a visit from El Salvador (yeah, don't ask why anyone would even want to visit that hell hole -- but she has family there), anyway, she brings back this ugly f*cking statue that's supposed to be a Fertility God or Saint or something.

We weren't even trying to have a baby yet (wife is 26, I"m 28), but sure enough my wife calls me at work telling me she's been "late" because she's f*cking pregnant!

I hate her sister, and am burning that f*cking statue....I don't need a kid now..too many college loans...blah..

TissueTissueTissue
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RE: So my damn wife's sister brings back a 'Fertility God' statue thing from El Salvador
this should get mike good and riled
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RE: So my damn wife's sister brings back a 'Fertility God' statue thing from El Salvador
also el salvador is not a shithole.....
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RE: So my damn wife's sister brings back a 'Fertility God' statue thing from El Salvador
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also el salvador is not a shithole.....

LOL...dude, it's the armpit of Latin America.

My wife is hot and all, but damn those gangs down there have taken over and will f*ck you up. My wife will never visit, nor I. It's shit.
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RE: So my damn wife's sister brings back a 'Fertility God' statue thing from El Salvador
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also el salvador is not a shithole.....

LOL...dude, it's the armpit of Latin America.

My wife is hot and all, but damn those gangs down there have taken over and will f*ck you up. My wife will never visit, nor I. It's shit.

you'll have a beautiful baby. Heartflowers
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RE: So my damn wife's sister brings back a 'Fertility God' statue thing from El Salvador
The statue is very diabolic too. It looks kind of like the devil with horns and a big ass mouth.

Our baby will probably be the anti-christ...shit.
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07-24-2012 12:26 AM

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God's will



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07-24-2012 12:27 AM

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Jptdknpa

u go dude

she had a stroke now half of her brain is missing - livia soprano
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...2 months ago she comes back from a visit from El Salvador (yeah, don't ask why anyone would even want to visit that hell hole -- but she has family there), anyway, she brings back this ugly f*cking statue that's supposed to be a Fertility God or Saint or something.

We weren't even trying to have a baby yet (wife is 26, I"m 28), but sure enough my wife calls me at work telling me she's been "late" because she's f*cking pregnant!

I hate her sister, and am burning that f*cking statue....I don't need a kid now..too many college loans...blah..

TissueTissueTissue
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RE: So my damn wife's sister brings back a 'Fertility God' statue thing from El Salvador
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The statue is very diabolic too. It looks kind of like the devil with horns and a big ass mouth.

Our baby will probably be the anti-christ...shit.

Not an anti-Christ. But I bet he'll be good at baseball.
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RE: So my damn wife's sister brings back a 'Fertility God' statue thing from El Salvador
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The statue is very diabolic too. It looks kind of like the devil with horns and a big ass mouth.

Our baby will probably be the anti-christ...shit.

Not an anti-Christ. But I bet he'll be good at baseball.

nah man thats panamanians, slavadorians are good at futbol and thats it

she had a stroke now half of her brain is missing - livia soprano
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07-24-2012 12:29 AM

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RE: So my damn wife's sister brings back a 'Fertility God' statue thing from El Salvador
Don't touch it chuckle

Quote:The legendary fertility statues have been credited with more than 2,000 pregnancies while on display at Ripley’s attractions around the world.

http://www.ripleys.com/orlando/ripleys-f...n-orlando/
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...2 months ago she comes back from a visit from El Salvador (yeah, don't ask why anyone would even want to visit that hell hole -- but she has family there), anyway, she brings back this ugly f*cking statue that's supposed to be a Fertility God or Saint or something.

We weren't even trying to have a baby yet (wife is 26, I"m 28), but sure enough my wife calls me at work telling me she's been "late" because she's f*cking pregnant!

I hate her sister, and am burning that f*cking statue....I don't need a kid now..too many college loans...blah..

TissueTissueTissue
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Expect more of the same - that is your family and false religion.
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RE: So my damn wife's sister brings back a 'Fertility God' statue thing from El Salvador
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...2 months ago she comes back from a visit from El Salvador (yeah, don't ask why anyone would even want to visit that hell hole -- but she has family there), anyway, she brings back this ugly f*cking statue that's supposed to be a Fertility God or Saint or something.

We weren't even trying to have a baby yet (wife is 26, I"m 28), but sure enough my wife calls me at work telling me she's been "late" because she's f*cking pregnant!

I hate her sister, and am burning that f*cking statue....I don't need a kid now..too many college loans...blah..

TissueTissueTissue

You need some condom statue too.
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