Post: #1

More here:

http://autos.sympatico.ca/did-you-know/9...gns/29#glr


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1Q7cP3ij5g






Why do they waste money on shit like that?

Post: #2

you would be surprised well maybe not but you get the point

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Post: #4

I┴∀NIW∩˥˥Iʞ  Wrote:

you would be surprised well maybe not but you get the point

I'd be surprised why they waste money on it?

Post: #5

FreeFlow  Wrote:

Just seems pointless don't you think?

Who wouldn't know there's water on the road during rain?

Post: #6

Full Circle  Wrote:

I┴∀NIW∩˥˥Iʞ  Wrote:

you would be surprised well maybe not but you get the point

I'd be surprised why they waste money on it?

people will sue you in court over anything ie. "the fire was hot it burnt me but there was no sign that said it was hot so it's your fault"

Post: #7

I┴∀NIW∩˥˥Iʞ  Wrote:

Full Circle  Wrote:

I┴∀NIW∩˥˥Iʞ  Wrote:

you would be surprised well maybe not but you get the point

I'd be surprised why they waste money on it?

people will sue you in court over anything ie. "the fire was hot it burnt me but there was no sign that said it was hot so it's your fault"

I guess there's some truth to that Kill.

A vicious cycle.

Post: #8

Full Circle  Wrote:

FreeFlow  Wrote:

Just seems pointless don't you think?

Who wouldn't know there's water on the road during rain?

I think it comes from trying to phrase things full idiot safe
They probably were afraid aquaplaning would be understood by some

I am still ing about them

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Post: #10

these are even worse (not my fault if you read this and become dumber)..............

Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex
Do not spray in eyes.

Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.


Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children

Little Ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from children

Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Wet-Nap
Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.

Hairdryer:
Do not use while taking a shower.

Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant
Use only on underarms.Zantac 75
Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Bic Lighter
Ignite lighter away from face.

Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Fire Extinguisher:
Caution: Non-Flamable

Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Fix-a-Flat
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Rain Gauge
Suitable for outdoor use.

RCA Television Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe

Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Caution: Risk of fire

Triops Fish Food
Warning: Not for human consumption

Home Depot Treated Lumber
Do not consume

Hair Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Road Sign
Caution water on road during rain.

Camera
This camera will only work when film is inside.

Road Sign
Cemetery Road. Dead End

Church Parking Lot Sign
Thou shalt not park

Children's Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Silk Soy Milk
Shake well and buy often

Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Slush Puppy Cup
This ice may be cold

American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.

Swanson TV Dinners
This product must be cooked before eating.

Hershey's Almond Bar
Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food

500-piece puzzle:
Some assembly required.

Beach Ball
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

Bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

Hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.

Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

Packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

String of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.

Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.

American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children

Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists:
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you

New Zealand insect spray:
This product not tested on animals.

Blanket from taiwan:
not to be used as protection from a tornado

Cardboard windshield sun shade:
Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.

Infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.

Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges:
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.

Disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.

Bottle of shampoo for dogs
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

Curling Iron
Warning: This product can burn eyes.

Hair Dryer
Do not use in shower.

Hair Dryer
Do not use while sleeping.

Hand-held Massaging Device
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.

Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.

A toilet at a public sports facility
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.

Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

Container of Underarm Deodorant.
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.

Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter.
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Toner cartridge for a laser printer
Do not eat toner.

13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Not intended for highway use.

Can of self-defense pepper spray.
May irritate eyes.

Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.

A frisbee
Warning: May contain small parts.

A toilet bowl cleaning brush.
Do not use orally.

A birthday card for a 1 year old.
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.

Heated seat cushion
Warning: Do not use on eyes.

Post: #11

I┴∀NIW∩˥˥Iʞ  Wrote:

these are even worse (not my fault if you read this and become dumber)..............



Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.


Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark


Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.


Rain Gauge
Suitable for outdoor use.

Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food

500-piece puzzle:
Some assembly required.


Bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children

Post: #12

A toilet bowl cleaning brush.
Do not use orally.

Hand-held Massaging Device
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.


Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges:
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.

Post: #13

oi vey. We really ought to start appealing to the highest common denominator rather than the lowest.


I'm gonna change the world with my hockey stick. <--To any/all of the looming aleph bet soup agencies, this is a quote and not a threat.

Post: #14

http://www.jnweb.com/funny/translation.html


from link:

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

Post: #15

Really, I like showing off my walking through doors skills.