LoP Guest  Wrote:

At the college I went to they had a pond with geese and the things would chase students around. Have you ever been "goose pinched"? It kinda smarts.

no .. but watched someone get bitten on the cock by a duck once
the scream still haunts me..

he had to go ER

spɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ  Wrote:

Illinois Anthony Hensley, 37, was working on Saturday - as part of his job keeping geese away from a condominium complex - when it is thought he got too close to a swan and it attacked him, the Chicago Sun-Times reported.

The swan had been placed in the pond by the company Mr Hensley was working for, in a bid to keep geese away.

That's a very sad story. Swans can be very aggressive and will attack people if they feel their cygnets are threatened. They can grow to be quite large too. I've been chased on land by aggressive male swans several times while jogging in a local park; swans are native to where I live in Australia. I really had to run fast to get away.

spɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ  Wrote:

Illinois Anthony Hensley, 37, was working on Saturday - as part of his job keeping geese away from a condominium complex - when it is thought he got too close to a swan and it attacked him, the Chicago Sun-Times reported.

The swan had been placed in the pond by the company Mr Hensley was working for, in a bid to keep geese away.

That's a very sad story. Swans can be very aggressive and will attack people if they feel their cygnets are threatened. They can grow to be quite large too. I've been chased on land by aggressive male swans several times while jogging in a local park; swans are native to where I live in Australia. I really had to run fast to get away.

The Swan didn't kill him, his lack of knowing how to swim did.

Your title is misleading....

Should of said Swan watches man drown...

Truth  Wrote:

Was the swan ok?

LoP Guest  Wrote:

LoP Guest  Wrote:

I'm glad you think you're funny. I bet his family thinks otherwise.

I feel sorry for his family. If he wears a hat in his coffin, I hope they use the right cap size.

Sorry I don't get your joke?




I guess you think it's funny to laugh at tragic accidents.

not.

Coolhandluke74  Wrote:

The Swan didn't kill him, his lack of knowing how to swim did.

Your title is misleading....

Should of said Swan watches man drown...

Coolhandluke74  Wrote:

Truth  Wrote:

Was the swan ok?

Shoud have been you or one of your family!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe you'd feel different........... the man was just doing his job.... public ignorance is disgusting at times!!!!!!!!!!!

concerned  Wrote:

Coolhandluke74  Wrote:

The Swan didn't kill him, his lack of knowing how to swim did.

Your title is misleading....

Should of said Swan watches man drown...

Coolhandluke74  Wrote:

Shoud have been you or one of your family!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe you'd feel different........... the man was just doing his job.... public ignorance is disgusting at times!!!!!!!!!!! Hope your bird of paradise shits on your birthday cake!!!

spɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ  Wrote:

LoP Guest  Wrote:

At the college I went to they had a pond with geese and the things would chase students around. Have you ever been "goose pinched"? It kinda smarts.

no .. but watched someone get bitten on the cock by a duck once
the scream still haunts me..

he had to go ER

I'm sorry, but that's the funniest post I've ever read...

Womam  Wrote:

spɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ  Wrote:

no .. but watched someone get bitten on the cock by a duck once
the scream still haunts me..

he had to go ER

I'm sorry, but that's the funniest post I've ever read...

LoP Guest  Wrote:

LoP Guest  Wrote:

I feel sorry for his family. If he wears a hat in his coffin, I hope they use the right cap size.

Sorry I don't get your joke?




I guess you think it's funny to laugh at tragic accidents.

not.

Yeah, what the hell does that joke mean.