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THE JESUS DIET
Arch Phoenix
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05-01-2012 11:35 AM

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Post: #1
THE JESUS DIET
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE6sLonLoPs

LmaoLmao

And you say they are not crazy.

Protean Deus Daemon Lar Phoenix.

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Shakey1
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05-01-2012 11:44 AM

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Post: #2
RE: THE JESUS DIET
f*ck you, Arch Phoenix. Seriously. Go f*ck yourself.

Try incorporating some genuine Christian spirituality into your life instead of rubbing your dick off to some bullshit interpretation of Christian teaching. If you want to survive, you will do this. If you want to die (spiritually-speaking*) like all the other luciferian unattractive whores out there, you'll keep talking shit and f*cking your asshole with vaseline jelly and Satanic shill. Have fun with that Jhikpghf

* but you'll find this shit out after this life, I've no doubt. You're not a real c u n t, just a misguided soul....

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Arch Phoenix
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RE: THE JESUS DIET
Shakey1  Wrote:
f*ck you, Arch Phoenix. Seriously. Go f*ck yourself.

Try incorporating some genuine Christian spirituality into your life instead of rubbing your dick off to some bullshit interpretation of Christian teaching. If you want to survive, you will do this. If you want to die like all the other luciferian unattractive whores out there, you'll keep talking shit and f*cking your asshole with vaseline jelly and Satanic shill. Have fun with that Jhikpghf

TissueTissue
A christtard calling me names, how christian of you! Where is the hellfire threat?!

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Shakey1
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05-01-2012 11:49 AM

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RE: THE JESUS DIET
Arch Phoenix  Wrote:
Shakey1  Wrote:
f*ck you, Arch Phoenix. Seriously. Go f*ck yourself.

Try incorporating some genuine Christian spirituality into your life instead of rubbing your dick off to some bullshit interpretation of Christian teaching. If you want to survive, you will do this. If you want to die like all the other luciferian unattractive whores out there, you'll keep talking shit and f*cking your asshole with vaseline jelly and Satanic shill. Have fun with that Jhikpghf

TissueTissue
A christtard calling me names, how christian of you! Where is the hellfire threat?!

I don't believe in hell, son! Honestly, I have a faith in the doctrine set forth in the Urantia Book. I feel that God is all-loving, and would not subject his creation to whimsical pain and suffering for eternity.

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Shakey1
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05-01-2012 11:53 AM

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RE: THE JESUS DIET
Your atheistic shit gets old to Christians, though, Pheonix. I'm drunk, so I'm probably a little more vocal than I would ordinarily be. You would do well to espouse Christian values (as they are promoted by Jesus of Nazareth). So would I! I'm on the cusp like you! I would love to cut a motherfuckers face off (like Dick Cheney) and feed the pieces to their alleged lesbian daughter, but that's pretty much an empty threat. We all know he lives in a heavily-guarded Blackwater bunker outside of.... somewhere. f*ck them. Their souls will perish because they align themselves with evil. But you have a chance, you british c-word, to not be a literal c-word. Don't be an LoP c-word. Have some f*cking morals and values (which essentially derives from God, b*tch), even if you chose to be an atheist.

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05-01-2012 11:56 AM

 



Post: #6
RE: THE JESUS DIET
Shakey1  Wrote:
Arch Phoenix  Wrote:
Shakey1  Wrote:
f*ck you, Arch Phoenix. Seriously. Go f*ck yourself.

Try incorporating some genuine Christian spirituality into your life instead of rubbing your dick off to some bullshit interpretation of Christian teaching. If you want to survive, you will do this. If you want to die like all the other luciferian unattractive whores out there, you'll keep talking shit and f*cking your asshole with vaseline jelly and Satanic shill. Have fun with that Jhikpghf

TissueTissue
A christtard calling me names, how christian of you! Where is the hellfire threat?!

I don't believe in hell, son! Honestly, I have a faith in the doctrine set forth in the Urantia Book. I feel that God is all-loving, and would not subject his creation to whimsical pain and suffering for eternity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRqejmkYTyE

lets all hug
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Shakey1
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05-01-2012 11:59 AM

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RE: THE JESUS DIET
LoP Guest  Wrote:
Shakey1  Wrote:
Arch Phoenix  Wrote:
TissueTissue
A christtard calling me names, how christian of you! Where is the hellfire threat?!

I don't believe in hell, son! Honestly, I have a faith in the doctrine set forth in the Urantia Book. I feel that God is all-loving, and would not subject his creation to whimsical pain and suffering for eternity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRqejmkYTyE

lets all hug

I would caveat that an all-loving God is also just, and that he has decreed that his creation (which, as sentient personality beings) must abide by universal law, or else perish (as in their personality will be deprived of eternal survival). But then again, maybe I'm full of shit :)

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LoP Guest
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05-01-2012 12:36 PM

 



Post: #8
RE: THE JESUS DIET
Blah blah blah religious crap in every thread these days. The jesus diet consists of heavy doses of deceit and denial. If your gods love is so powerful then just go on a fast and sustain yourself on his love.
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Shakey1
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05-01-2012 12:37 PM

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LoP Guest  Wrote:
Blah blah blah religious crap in every thread these days. The jesus diet consists of heavy doses of deceit and denial. If your gods love is so powerful then just go on a fast and sustain yourself on his love.

You got a purty mouth...

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Archyr
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05-01-2012 12:42 PM

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Post: #10
RE: THE JESUS DIET
In all fairness, a thin pagan is really hard to find. chuckle

I am become Derp, destroyer of words
There is one constant in the universe, and that is change
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Pi
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05-01-2012 12:58 PM

 



Post: #11
RE: THE JESUS DIET
Archyr  Wrote:
In all fairness, a thin pagan is really hard to find. chuckle
Jptdknpa indeed it is.
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