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Ten most ridiculous conspiracy theories all time
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Top 10 Most Ridiculous Conspiracy Theories Of All Time
By Ben Goldby on Dec 17, 08 10:37 AM
In celebration of the festive period and the inevitable journalistic silly season, I thought I would share my ten favourite crackpot theories in order of stupidity. Enjoy!


1. Kentucky Fried Chicken causes impotence in Black Men



Surely the strangest conspiracy theory of all time.
Colonel Sanders, the face and founder of the fast-food giant, was rumoured to have left 10 per cent of his earnings to the Ku Klux Klan in his will.
This sparked scurrilous rumours that the chain was being run by the KKK after his death, and that a drug was being used in the Colonel's "secret blend of herbs and spices" to render African American men sterile.
This most bizarre of theories even has a wonderfully ironic twist.
KFC is now owned by a black man.
2. The Nazi Moon Base



Hitler and his evil reign have spawned no end of urban myths, cults and conspiracy theories.
By far and away the most unbelievable of these is the theory that the Nazis had conquered space by 1942 and erected a base on the moon.
Not only had they constructed a military facility in outer space, but theorists would have us believe that the Nazis had also made contact with advanced alien races.
So palpably false is the theory that it would be condescending for me to point out the obvious flaws.
Suffice it to say that if Hitler had been capable of space travel, surely he would have done a little better against the allies in World War II.



3. Paul McCartney is Dead



Apparently the legendary Beatles singer was killed in a car accident in 1966 and replaced by a look-a-like/sound-a-like.
Theorists have pieced together what they think are a string of clues from various tunes released by the Fab Four after his supposed "death".
They claim that if you play Revolution 9 backwards you hear the sound of a car crash and the words "turn me on, dead man".
Fanatics also point to the iconic cover of the Abbey Road album with John Lennon dressed like a clergyman, Ringo Starr wearing a black suit, Paul walking without shoes out of step with the other Beatles and George Harrison's denim outfit resembling that of a grave digger.
There is absolutely no evidence to back up the bizarre theory, and it is likely that any "clues" planted in later songs were done so either unwittingly or as part of an in-joke between band members.


4. The Reptilian Humanoids



Playing in goal for Coventry City would not appear to be the most logical first step to revealing yourself as the son of God and saviour of the universe.
But you try telling that to David Icke.
The shell suit-clad former goalie remains convinced that his divine duty is to warn us of the impending doom our world faces at the hands of 7 ft tall, blood-drinking lizard people.
According to Icke, a string of US Presidents, senior diplomats and even the British Royal Family are reptilian overlords bent on war mongering and the creation of negative emotions to sustain them.
Strangest of all, he is not alone in his misguided world view, with hundreds of people across the globe buying into the reptilian humanoid theory.
Needless to say, evidence for this theory is thin on the ground.
Until they can produce a snap of the Queen shape shifting into a lizard, Icke and his pals are doomed to failure.

More : http://blogs.sundaymercury.net/thegrassy...nspir.html
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Don't dismiss 3, 7, and 8 so easily.

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the princess diana one was because she loved another man, Dodi i believe his name is, and wanted to be with him, instead of the one she was supposed to love. thats a real one.
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dat sum 100% content?

"We have stirred up every political, social and minority group. We have armed all sides. We have labeled authority as a target for every ambition. Abuses of power will be the final touch in preparing all institutions for their overthrow. Everything will then fall to pieces under the attacks of angry mobs." PROTOCOLS #3 & #4
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Bad Rat  Wrote: (09-06-2013 06:12 AM)
Don't dismiss 3, 7, and 8 so easily.

# 3 are you sure lmao

# 7 & 8

White girls die its a big deal. If they were black no conspiracy . Also I have a bridge to sell you.
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Bad Rat  Wrote: (09-06-2013 06:12 AM)
Don't dismiss 3, 7, and 8 so easily.

# 3 are you sure lmao

# 7 & 8

White girls die its a big deal. If they were black no conspiracy . Also I have a bridge to sell you.

you wait just a cotton pickin minute there
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-06-2013 06:17 AM)
Bad Rat  Wrote: (09-06-2013 06:12 AM)
Don't dismiss 3, 7, and 8 so easily.

# 3 are you sure lmao

# 7 & 8

White girls die its a big deal. If they were black no conspiracy . Also I have a bridge to sell you.

I'm not convinced of #3, but these pics made me think at least.

http://digilander.libero.it/jamespaul/fc1.html

Odi profanum vulgus et arceo:
Favete linguis. Carmina non prius
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Don't many in the UK basically acknowledge that Diana's death was a conspiracy, and didn't the Daily Mail just publish on that?

Also, with Marilyn Monroe, isn't there at least some decent evidence she was murdered?

I guess you can be more sure about the others, but why dismiss those two so readily as you would reptilians? Those two really aren't more plausible than a Nazi moon base?
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-06-2013 06:13 AM)
the princess diana one was because she loved another man, Dodi i believe his name is, and wanted to be with him, instead of the one she was supposed to love. thats a real one.
Nope paparazzi did it. Why do you think Baldwin and Penn keep beating on them ( self defense) .
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the princess diana one was because she loved another man, Dodi i believe his name is, and wanted to be with him, instead of the one she was supposed to love. thats a real one.
Nope paparazzi did it. Why do you think Baldwin and Penn keep beating on them ( self defense) .

they were hired to look like paparazzi.
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Wouldn't surprise me if Kentucky Fried Chicken caused impotence in white men too.
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# 3 are you sure lmao

# 7 & 8

White girls die its a big deal. If they were black no conspiracy . Also I have a bridge to sell you.

I'm not convinced of #3, but these pics made me think at least.

http://digilander.libero.it/jamespaul/fc1.html

Did you play Revolution #9 backwards to ?
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I'm not convinced of #3, but these pics made me think at least.

http://digilander.libero.it/jamespaul/fc1.html

Did you play Revolution #9 backwards to ?

Cranberry sauce.

Odi profanum vulgus et arceo:
Favete linguis. Carmina non prius
Audita Musarum sacerdos
Virginibus puerisque canto.

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Nope paparazzi did it. Why do you think Baldwin and Penn keep beating on them ( self defense) .

they were hired to look like paparazzi.
So there was not ANY paparazzi on the seen ?
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