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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LALNDEYaWk0

At the Vatican there is suspiciously a gigantic statue of a pinecone in the Vatican “Court of the Pinecone.” On the Pope’s staff there is also a pinecone depicted right at the height of his third-eye/pineal gland. Ancient Sumerian gods were always depicted feeding men pinecones, just as the Egyptian gods were so often depicted feeding men the “ankh.” Because of their seedless growth/germination pattern, mushrooms were considered “virgin-births” by the ancients. They believed the mushrooms arose from dew, the divine fluid that magically appears at dawn. They also correctly believed the Amanita to be the “fruit of the tree” and referred to them as such.

“The mushroom caps are the fruit of the larger mycelium beneath the soil which exists in a symbiotic relationship with the roots of the tree. To ancient people, these mushrooms were literally ‘the fruit of the tree.’ Ancient peoples were amazed at how these magical mushrooms sprang from the earth without any visible seed. They considered this "virgin birth" to have been the result of the morning dew, which was seen as the semen of the deity. The silver tinsel we drape onto our modern Christmas tree represents this divine fluid.” -Dana Larsen, “The Psychedelic Secrets of Santa Claus” Cannabis Culture, Marijuana Magazine, Dec 18th, 2003
“Serpents” is an anagram for “Presents” like those found under the Christmas tree. At Christmas we string lights coiling up and around the tree, like the Serpent on the Tree of Life which gives us the light of knowledge. A Christian also “Repents” for his sins which is curiously another anagram for Present and Serpent.

http://www.atlanteanconspiracy.com/2008/...hroom.html

**The Evil AC** I am not a number!!! User ID: 666 06-21-2012 07:36 AM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI5frPV58tY

~~SoSayWeAll~~ · **~~SoSayWeAll~~** Banned User ID: 16731 06-21-2012 09:24 AM **Posts: 7,267**

Phew, what a relief... There for a moment, I thought this was yet ANOTHER thread about that Chinese sex-toy...

Anon

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spɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ Wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LALNDEYaWk0

At the Vatican there is suspiciously a gigantic statue of a pinecone in the Vatican “Court of the Pinecone.” On the Pope’s staff there is also a pinecone depicted right at the height of his third-eye/pineal gland. Ancient Sumerian gods were always depicted feeding men pinecones, just as the Egyptian gods were so often depicted feeding men the “ankh.” Because of their seedless growth/germination pattern, mushrooms were considered “virgin-births” by the ancients. They believed the mushrooms arose from dew, the divine fluid that magically appears at dawn. They also correctly believed the Amanita to be the “fruit of the tree” and referred to them as such.

“The mushroom caps are the fruit of the larger mycelium beneath the soil which exists in a symbiotic relationship with the roots of the tree. To ancient people, these mushrooms were literally ‘the fruit of the tree.’ Ancient peoples were amazed at how these magical mushrooms sprang from the earth without any visible seed. They considered this "virgin birth" to have been the result of the morning dew, which was seen as the semen of the deity. The silver tinsel we drape onto our modern Christmas tree represents this divine fluid.” -Dana Larsen, “The Psychedelic Secrets of Santa Claus” Cannabis Culture, Marijuana Magazine, Dec 18th, 2003
“Serpents” is an anagram for “Presents” like those found under the Christmas tree. At Christmas we string lights coiling up and around the tree, like the Serpent on the Tree of Life which gives us the light of knowledge. A Christian also “Repents” for his sins which is curiously another anagram for Present and Serpent.

http://www.atlanteanconspiracy.com/2008/...hroom.html

Uh, Santa must be a speed freak because all those serpents wouldn't have gotten delivered with the cannabis.

SNL must have been on to something (or on something!) with their conehead skits.

This is the third pineal gland reference I've come across in the past 24 hours. doomed

**The Evil AC** I am not a number!!! User ID: 666 06-21-2012 01:53 PM

**Aqua**

great topic OP...

and just to augment your thread...more info on the pinecone, caduceus, serpents of the Ida and Pingala...

http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-The-Pine...ble?page=3

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Aqua Wrote:

great topic OP...

and just to augment your thread...more info on the pinecone, caduceus, serpents of the Ida and Pingala...

http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-The-Pine...ble?page=3

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**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 62850 06-24-2012 02:24 AM

Pinecones are used to represent fertility in the babylonian (and hence christian sect) religions.

I'm not sure if any of the other pagan religions use them. Mwahahaha.

Did you know?!? Christmas tree (baalmas tree) represents nimrod's wang and tinsel represents...well...you figure it out...it ain't piss I can tell you that much.

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**A. R. K.** · (This post was last modified: 06-24-2012 02:53 AM by A. R. K..)

LoP Guest Wrote:

Pinecones are used to represent fertility in the babylonian (and hence christian sect) religions.

I'm not sure if any of the other pagan religions use them. Mwahahaha.

Did you know?!? Christmas tree (baalmas tree) represents nimrod's wang and tinsel represents...well...you figure it out...it ain't piss I can tell you that much.

Merry Baalmas? Hiding

That doesn't sound nice at all!

**A. R. K.** · (This post was last modified: 06-24-2012 02:52 AM by A. R. K..)

spɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ Wrote:

A Christian also “Repents” for his sins which is curiously another anagram for Present and Serpent.

http://www.atlanteanconspiracy.com/2008/...hroom.html

You can also think of it functionally this way: Re-Pent, return to fivefold symmetry, bring consciousness back to crowning and ruling over the outer four elements.