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The Official LOP George Noory "Sucks" Thread
fred
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11-29-2012 02:56 PM

 



Post: #856
RE: The Official LOP George Noory "Sucks" Thread
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Jeez, learn how to spell in educated English, dumb f*#k

LoP Guest  Wrote: (07-24-2012 02:58 AM)
Noory on Midwest consciousness expurirment July 2012

I did, I had a mass consciousness expuriment that within 48 hours it would run in the Midwest. I thought. They thought. Hoagland thought. All we wanted was run. The food prices were going up. I could not afford tumeric. Bad times they are always with us. Sumptins goana happin and it did.

Within 48 hours it did run. It run uncontrollably. The flood of run. The only problem with this mass consciousness expuriment is a location was not specific. The run happened in St. Louis. I run in the cave. It run all over me. Diapers would not stop it. You see I got all of the runs. Stinky! Stinky! Stinky! I had to sit in it between commercials. That's why we had so many advurtisement that night.

Good times for the staff in Los Angeles. They did not get any run. The drought in the Midwest was ended. The stock price on Depends went through the roof in the trading of diaper futures the next morning.
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11-30-2012 03:20 AM

 



Post: #857
RE: The Official LOP George Noory "Sucks" Thread
Noory was awol again.

Rob Simone sat in and alluded to a "bizarre accident" that befell Noory.

Sadly, it has come to light that George Snoory suffered a broken clavicle and rectal trauma when an intoxicated and Astroglide smothered Tommy slipped on a Sears mens' underwear catalogue whilst sodomizing Snoory in George's cluttered basement studio. George staggered from under his greasy producer and fell headlong onto Richard Hoaxland who was handcuffed to a vinyl chair whilst masterbating with a toy Lego Mars rover. The toy disapeared, but now Hoaxland is reporting that the Mars rover discovered methane in George's colon, holding hope that there might be life left in Snoory's flaccid career. Doctors worked for six hours, but they couldn't get the stupid grin off Noory's droopy eyed visage.
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LoP Guest
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11-30-2012 08:53 AM

 



Post: #858
RE: The Official LOP George Noory "Sucks" Thread
Turns out Noory suffered from a pizza burn.

He burnt his mouth on a microwaved pizza bite.

A mouth blister.

"I nearly suffocated!"

Now he's hinting at a lawsuit by taking calls.

"Try not swallowing, it's like suffocating!"

I guess Tommy makes him swallow.

George Ralph Noory
Lying Sack of Shit
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The Guy2
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12-01-2012 09:05 AM

 



Post: #859
RE: The Official LOP George Noory "Sucks" Thread
Only an idiot like Snoory wouldn't know how to eat Pizza Bite. What a fucken idiot. He actually had to go to an emergency room.
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The Guy2
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12-01-2012 09:17 AM

 



Post: #860
RE: The Official LOP George Noory "Sucks" Thread
That does make more sense than choking on microwavable appetizers. But you left out the part about the Tabbouleh flavored lube and the retarded chimp(AKA Snoory's sister/uncle).

LoP Guest  Wrote: (11-30-2012 03:20 AM)
Noory was awol again.
Rob Simone sat in and alluded to a "bizarre accident" that befell Noory.
Sadly, it has come to light that George Snoory suffered a broken clavicle and rectal trauma when an intoxicated and Astroglide smothered Tommy slipped on a Sears mens' underwear catalogue whilst sodomizing Snoory in George's cluttered basement studio. George staggered from under his greasy producer and fell headlong onto Richard Hoaxland who was handcuffed to a vinyl chair whilst masterbating with a toy Lego Mars rover. The toy disapeared, but now Hoaxland is reporting that the Mars rover discovered methane in George's colon, holding hope that there might be life left in Snoory's flaccid career. Doctors worked for six hours, but they couldn't get the stupid grin off Noory's droopy eyed visage.
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LoP Guest
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12-01-2012 09:21 AM

 



Post: #861
RE: The Official LOP George Noory "Sucks" Thread
The Guy2  Wrote: (12-01-2012 09:05 AM)
Only an idiot like Snoory wouldn't know how to eat Pizza Bite. What a fucken idiot. He actually had to go to an emergency room.

Previous guests have warned him of the dangers of eating microwaveable food.
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The Guy2
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12-01-2012 09:30 AM

 



Post: #862
RE: The Official LOP George Noory "Sucks" Thread
The idiot shouldn't even go out the door without a safety helmet.

LoP Guest  Wrote: (12-01-2012 09:21 AM)
The Guy2  Wrote: (12-01-2012 09:05 AM)
Only an idiot like Snoory wouldn't know how to eat Pizza Bite. What a fucken idiot. He actually had to go to an emergency room.

Previous guests have warned him of the dangers of eating microwaveable food.
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Taking it in the Tsoukalous
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12-01-2012 09:36 AM

 



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abduct RE: The Official LOP George Noory "Sucks" Thread
Geeeorge $$$$Noory and crew embarked on a expedition to find out if the oil in George Tsoukalous" hair is abiotic or not . After chartering a C-130 from Hassenfuss Air Cargo they set out for the top of TsouKalous' well oiled cranium. $$$norry who just recently got his IFR ticket dialed in the wrong frequency for ILS approach and crashed into the top of the other George's head while on approach to the landing facilty. Luckily the plane was equipped with a locator beacon.
Several days later a plane from the Prussian Navy located the shipwrecked crew and sent a rescue craft and provisions. After being dropped live saving provisions ( lube, whips , leather ball gags) $$Noory saluted the brave pilots of the craft and yelled " Thank Yeeeeeeeeeeew!" before bending Tommy over for the buggering of his life.
At 17:00 hours TSD ( twink standard time) a Sea Scallop helicopter from the Prussian Navy carrier Der Franz Josef lifted $$Noory and his band of merry men to safety . Upon landing a reporter for the Goiters News Agency asked Geeeorge if they managed to solve the mystery to which he exclaimed " Mystery to what?"
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The Guy2
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12-01-2012 09:47 AM

 



Post: #864
RE: The Official LOP George Noory "Sucks" Thread
But yet George couldn't explain why he only ate the dead crew crew members genitals.

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Geeeorge $$$$Noory and crew embarked on a expedition to find out if the oil in George Tsoukalous" hair is abiotic or not . After chartering a C-130 from Hassenfuss Air Cargo they set out for the top of TsouKalous' well oiled cranium. $$$norry who just recently got his IFR ticket dialed in the wrong frequency for ILS approach and crashed into the top of the other George's head while on approach to the landing facilty. Luckily the plane was equipped with a locator beacon.
Several days later a plane from the Prussian Navy located the shipwrecked crew and sent a rescue craft and provisions. After being dropped live saving provisions ( lube, whips , leather ball gags) $$Noory saluted the brave pilots of the craft and yelled " Thank Yeeeeeeeeeeew!" before bending Tommy over for the buggering of his life.
At 17:00 hours TSD ( twink standard time) a Sea Scallop helicopter from the Prussian Navy carrier Der Franz Josef lifted $$Noory and his band of merry men to safety . Upon landing a reporter for the Goiters News Agency asked Geeeorge if they managed to solve the mystery to which he exclaimed " Mystery to what?"
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12-01-2012 10:16 AM

 



Post: #865
RE: The Official LOP George Noory "Sucks" Thread
snoory have a gay night out on the town? why he sound like it tonight?

chuckle
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Post: #866
RE: The Official LOP George Noory "Sucks" Thread
LoP Guest  Wrote: (11-30-2012 08:53 AM)
Turns out Noory suffered from a pizza burn.

He burnt his mouth on a microwaved pizza bite.

A mouth blister.

"I nearly suffocated!"

Now he's hinting at a lawsuit by taking calls.

"Try not swallowing, it's like suffocating!"

I guess Tommy makes him swallow.

George Ralph Noory
Lying Sack of Shit

For the last week Snoory's been short stroking his boo boo to all and sundry on his piss poor excuse for a radio show.

He says he walks around with a flashlight showing any he can corner the extent of the burns in his mouth. Like anyone would get within 10 feet of his turmeric stained garlic tabouleh oozing maw. He even wasted time at an ear, nose and throat specialst who told him to suck it up.
One caller told Snoron that he had broken his back in the Army, and that through personal belief that he'd walk again he made a full recovery and now works as a miner. Snoory told the guy about his mouth.
Another guy called in and said "Hello, Art?"
Snoory said Art was dead - "Art is no longer with us! :Where have YOU been these last 10 YEARS!"

It's all about George Noory. The guests and callers exist only to stroke his pathetic ego.
He has a total lack of self confidence, evidenced by his behaviour and a litany of stupid and embarassing personal pathetic anecdotes.

Mind you, if you took Snoory's lava burn pizza bite story and replaced "pizza bite" with KY Warming gel and "microwave" with Tommy's thumb sized dick, the story takes on a different character.
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Post: #867
RE: The Official LOP George Noory "Sucks" Thread
A clip of George Noory's new TV show "Beyond Belief"

http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DwSwwS...XCAweOqC8w
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Post: #868
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George Noory is retiring!

Thank God!
The show needs to be re-tooled, reformatted and lifted up from the drek it has wallowed in since Art Bell left.
George Noory was a dismal host, who made an interesting guest and caller driven show into a carnival sideshow that focused on new age healing products and his own declining health.
He was so bad he couldn't get a job shilling for Depends undergarments.
Good Riddance

http://georgenooryretirement.blogspot.ca/?m=1

One week to go!
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Martha
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12-19-2012 11:26 PM

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Post: #869
RE: The Official LOP George Noory "Sucks" Thread
So glad there are others out there that feel the same way about Noory. God I can't stand listening to him. Ian Punnet is out of the question 100% paid monkey for Obama Regime to debunk any truth. And sorry all you George Knapp liker's /lovers His desert scirocco bit has got to be the most played out piece of crap writing I have ever heard! God Help Us! I do like the the new guy John B Wells thought at least he has great taste in music unlike George Norry and his 50's "Frankie Valli and the four seasons" bullshit!
I can just picture Noory with a pompadour slicking back the side of his hair when these songs come on feeling real cool He's going down that's why all the changes. He's an ego manic so he will try to make it look like he gave all his energy to other projects is why C2C failed..

If the owners of that network had any brains they would get rid of the whole lot of them and leave John B Wells on and pick up Douglas Dietrich hes an amazing wealth of knowledge and some new guys to fill in the gap. People are educated on that listen to that show they want some meat no more milky shit!
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Martha
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Post: #870
beermug RE: The Official LOP George Noory "Sucks" Thread
Does anyone else out there ever think Norry is drunk when hes on the air?

I swear some times he sound a little wasted and you can actually hear him sucking on a breath-mint, its so irritating! I can no longer listen to his asinine dumb-ass questions and slurs anymore.
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