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**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 101238 06-13-2012 10:13 PM

The top 15 liberal pick up lines. SO True.

http://twitchy.com/2012/06/11/the-top-15...-up-lines/

**roadtoad**

Why do I think that this list wasn't invented by liberals?

**Bond, James Bond** Licensed to kill User ID: 007 06-14-2012 02:24 AM

Since the taxpayers are paying for your contraception, it would be a shame not to use it. Jptdknpa

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 14566 06-14-2012 02:57 AM

Cute date gets ready to pick up the tab, but Mr. Liberal says, "May I?", as he hands the waiter his EBT card.

**SubarcticBeef**

I wanna give you my fair share.

**AC488** I got no balls User ID: 488 06-14-2012 03:10 AM

Q: How many members of the GOP does it take to screw in a
light bulb?

A: Ten...
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
to be changed
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either "for"
changing the light bulb or "for" darkness
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the
new light bulb
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
on a step ladder under the banner: "Light Bulb Change Accomplished"
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting
in detail how badly the whole party was literally stuck in the dark ages
8. One to viciously smear #7
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how GOP
has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along
10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing
a light bulb and screwing the country.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 102107 06-14-2012 03:10 AM

conservative pick up line:

1) Dont tell mommy or daddy.

**Ace**

LMAO...

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 14566 06-14-2012 03:17 AM

"Youzz got an azz like Michelle Obamazz. Let's go to my mom's basement and do the humpazz."

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 101011 06-14-2012 03:18 AM

LoP Guest Wrote:

The top 15 liberal pick up lines. SO True.

http://twitchy.com/2012/06/11/the-top-15...-up-lines/

OP must be over the age of 60....or gay

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 102107 06-14-2012 03:21 AM

AC488 Wrote:

Q: How many members of the GOP does it take to screw in a
light bulb?

A: Ten...
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
to be changed
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either "for"
changing the light bulb or "for" darkness
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the
new light bulb
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
on a step ladder under the banner: "Light Bulb Change Accomplished"
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting
in detail how badly the whole party was literally stuck in the dark ages
8. One to viciously smear #7
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how GOP
has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along
10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing
a light bulb and screwing the country.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 62850 06-14-2012 03:29 AM

Hey baby, wanna meet my gay brother?

**Jackie Chiles**

Here's one Liberal that pulls out when necessary.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 54514 06-14-2012 03:39 AM

[quote='AC488' pid='3565934' dateline='1339636213']
Q: How many members of the Democratic Party does it take to screw in a
light bulb?

A: Millions.

Tax payers, to pay 40 million for the light bulb, six committees to study the effects of the light bulb on house plants and fruit flies.

The House and Senate to add it to a bill at midnight on Christmas Eve, with 7 billion in aid to Libya's Liberal Liberation Front, a pro Sharia radical Islam group.

Obama has to tell everyone if bought lightbulbs they'd look like this. And crack basketball jokes.

CNN to suck and rim Obama's ass for three days straight, ignoring WWIII, the gutted economy, flesh eating zombies and Monsanto poisoning everything.

A 5 billion dollar ACORN start up Green company to deliver the bulb and some over paid government worker to screw it in and cut a tape for a ceremony for the Green Company, which will file BK from Macao in three months.

Just a regular Libtard day.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 102107 06-14-2012 03:40 AM

LoP Guest Wrote:

[quote='AC488' pid='3565934' dateline='1339636213']
Q: How many members of the Democratic Party does it take to screw in a
light bulb?

A: Millions.

Tax payers, to pay 40 million for the light bulb, six committees to study the effects of the light bulb on house plants and fruit flies.

The House and Senate to add it to a bill at midnight on Christmas Eve, with 7 billion in aid to Libya's Liberal Liberation Front, a pro Sharia radical Islam group.

Obama has to tell everyone if bought lightbulbs they'd look like this. And crack basketball jokes.

CNN to suck and rim Obama's ass for three days straight, ignoring WWIII, the gutted economy, flesh eating zombies and Monsanto poisoning everything.

A 5 billion dollar ACORN start up Green company to deliver the bulb and some over paid government worker to screw it in and cut a tape for a ceremony for the Green Company, which will file BK from Macao in three months.

Just a regular Libtard day.

dont quit your day job.

Dumbass