Q: Who's a dumbass trying to hijack a thread

A: AC488

conservative pick up line:

1) Dont tell mommy or daddy.

Q: How many members of the GOP does it take to screw in a
light bulb?

A: Ten...
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
to be changed
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either "for"
changing the light bulb or "for" darkness
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the
new light bulb
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
on a step ladder under the banner: "Light Bulb Change Accomplished"
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting
in detail how badly the whole party was literally stuck in the dark ages
8. One to viciously smear #7
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how GOP
has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along
10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing
a light bulb and screwing the country.

LoP Guest  Wrote:

[quote='AC488' pid='3565934' dateline='1339636213']
Q: How many members of the Democratic Party does it take to screw in a
light bulb?

A: Millions.

Tax payers, to pay 40 million for the light bulb, six committees to study the effects of the light bulb on house plants and fruit flies.

The House and Senate to add it to a bill at midnight on Christmas Eve, with 7 billion in aid to Libya's Liberal Liberation Front, a pro Sharia radical Islam group.

Obama has to tell everyone if bought lightbulbs they'd look like this. And crack basketball jokes.

CNN to suck and rim Obama's ass for three days straight, ignoring WWIII, the gutted economy, flesh eating zombies and Monsanto poisoning everything.

A 5 billion dollar ACORN start up Green company to deliver the bulb and some over paid government worker to screw it in and cut a tape for a ceremony for the Green Company, which will file BK from Macao in three months.

Just a regular Libtard day.

dont quit your day job.

Q: How many members of the GOP does it take to screw in a
light bulb?

A: Ten...
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
to be changed
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either "for"
changing the light bulb or "for" darkness
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the
new light bulb
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
on a step ladder under the banner: "Light Bulb Change Accomplished"
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting
in detail how badly the whole party was literally stuck in the dark ages
8. One to viciously smear #7
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how GOP
has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along
10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing
a light bulb and screwing the country.

[quote='AC488' pid='3565934' dateline='1339636213']
Q: How many members of the Democratic Party does it take to screw in a
light bulb?

A: Millions.

Tax payers, to pay 40 million for the light bulb, six committees to study the effects of the light bulb on house plants and fruit flies.

The House and Senate to add it to a bill at midnight on Christmas Eve, with 7 billion in aid to Libya's Liberal Liberation Front, a pro Sharia radical Islam group.

Obama has to tell everyone if bought lightbulbs they'd look like this. And crack basketball jokes.

CNN to suck and rim Obama's ass for three days straight, ignoring WWIII, the gutted economy, flesh eating zombies and Monsanto poisoning everything.

A 5 billion dollar ACORN start up Green company to deliver the bulb and some over paid government worker to screw it in and cut a tape for a ceremony for the Green Company, which will file BK from Macao in three months.

Just a regular Libtard day.