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The truth about John Wayne and his colon full of impacted feces!
Duke O. Phile
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People love to talk about how "John Wayne died with 40 pounds of impacted feces in his colon." The guy on that colon cleanse infomercial says it, the guy down the street from me says it, go to a cocktail party and within ten minutes someone says it. John Wayne died over 30 years ago, yet people still can't let go of his impacted feces.

And people talk about it with such utter contempt, they sneer as they callously remark, "Did you know that John Wayne died with 40 pounds of impacted feces in his colon? Disgusting!" Or when someone famous dies, some idiot always has to say, "Well, at least he/she didn't die like John Wayne, he died with 40 pound of impacted feces in his colon."

No, here's the truth about John Wayne and his colon full of impacted feces. John Wayne suffered for months with severe pain before dying of cancer. So because of that, he was taking large doses of pain medication. Now, one of the side effects of pain medication is constipation. Right, so of course John Wayne died with 40 pounds of impacted feces in his colon, he was so constipated from pain medication. What? Do you suppose he should've stopped eating? No, you can't, you got cancer, you need your strength.

Just take a Tylenol 3 sometime, that's has codeine in it, see if you don't get impacted feces, see if you don't blow out an o-ring your next bowel movement. Because I guarantee, if you take even one Tylenol 3, the next bowel movement you take won't be a smooth move, Ex Lax.

So please leave John Wayne and his colon be, let them rest in peace. I've wanted to say these things for a long time. I hope this answered some questions. Thanks for your time.
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Poo thread, inB4. Srjceahd
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"Its getting to be Re-god damn Diculous" -John Wayne
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Bravo OP. Mudbug

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Duke O. Phile  Wrote: (06-26-2011 12:01 AM)
I hope this answered some questions. Thanks for your time.

I want my 2 minutes back.
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I think we just reset the low point on the bar for MoranWtf

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Due to his wonderful Spanish wives, he became a Catholic on his deathbed!!!!!!!

In other words, HE RENOUNCED THE LODGE!

So they put out nonsense and detraction such as this...

Think WHY would they put out SHIT (pun intended) like this...revenge
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I'm pretty sure the P2 Lodgemembers were nominal Catholics.
Knights of Columbus, they are 'lodge buddies'.

They kinda got a lodge for everybody. In one way or another they are all connected. Heck even Boy Scouts ain't nothing but "Lodge" training for the future. Same with Fraternaties.
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poo thread for lack of evidence.

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f*#k that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
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i read somewhere the same thing happened to Elvis...when they found him, he had shat himself silly..
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-26-2011 01:26 AM)
I'm pretty sure the P2 Lodgemembers were nominal Catholics.
Knights of Columbus, they are 'lodge buddies'.

They kinda got a lodge for everybody. In one way or another they are all connected. Heck even Boy Scouts ain't nothing but "Lodge" training for the future. Same with Fraternaties.

Wayne was 32 degree, he was high up

So they were pissed when he renounced

Explains the slander, no?

(P2 is HIGH Italian Lodge infiltrated the Vatican Bank)
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Duke O. Phile  Wrote: (06-26-2011 12:01 AM)
People love to talk about how "John Wayne died with 40 pounds of impacted feces in his colon." The guy on that colon cleanse infomercial says it, the guy down the street from me says it, go to a cocktail party and within ten minutes someone says it. John Wayne died over 30 years ago, yet people still can't let go of his impacted feces.

And people talk about it with such utter contempt, they sneer as they callously remark, "Did you know that John Wayne died with 40 pounds of impacted feces in his colon? Disgusting!" Or when someone famous dies, some idiot always has to say, "Well, at least he/she didn't die like John Wayne, he died with 40 pound of impacted feces in his colon."

No, here's the truth about John Wayne and his colon full of impacted feces. John Wayne suffered for months with severe pain before dying of cancer. So because of that, he was taking large doses of pain medication. Now, one of the side effects of pain medication is constipation. Right, so of course John Wayne died with 40 pounds of impacted feces in his colon, he was so constipated from pain medication. What? Do you suppose he should've stopped eating? No, you can't, you got cancer, you need your strength.

Just take a Tylenol 3 sometime, that's has codeine in it, see if you don't get impacted feces, see if you don't blow out an o-ring your next bowel movement. Because I guarantee, if you take even one Tylenol 3, the next bowel movement you take won't be a smooth move, Ex Lax.

So please leave John Wayne and his colon be, let them rest in peace. I've wanted to say these things for a long time. I hope this answered some questions. Thanks for your time.

Tylenol 3?? Lightweight....that is only prescribed to childrenchuckle

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RE: The truth about John Wayne and his colon full of impacted feces!
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-26-2011 02:55 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-26-2011 01:26 AM)
I'm pretty sure the P2 Lodgemembers were nominal Catholics.
Knights of Columbus, they are 'lodge buddies'.

They kinda got a lodge for everybody. In one way or another they are all connected. Heck even Boy Scouts ain't nothing but "Lodge" training for the future. Same with Fraternaties.

Wayne was 32 degree, he was high up

So they were pissed when he renounced

Explains the slander, no?

(P2 is HIGH Italian Lodge infiltrated the Vatican Bank)

Yeah. That always struck me as disinfo. They are connected, they are NOT enemies.
Controlled opposition more like it.

It's all part of the puppet show. Like Democrats vs. Republican, Or Russia vs. the US. That's just the farce for public consumption. Behind closed doors it's backslapping going on all around.

The only loose cannon, is China. I don't think they are niching into the pyramid scheme as planned. They put on a good show of it too, though.

It's just delightful this is on a thread about poop. It's fitting.
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