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The truth about my wife.
Jersey25
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06-18-2012 04:25 AM

 



Post: #1
banana The truth about my wife.
Since you like to talk about my wife, i'll tell you a little bit about her, for you to put that in your pipe and smoke it.
:)


Her name is Sandy, she's 6 ft 9, 325 lbs, she bench presses 700 lbs.

She's not somebody you want to talk back to.

Since she is physically the head of the house, (obviously), she's also the head matriarch, what she says, goes.

her pumps, are like twice the size of my boots, and I wear a size 12 boot.

You talk to her in some femiphobic fashion, she'll take care of ya, she'll crack your skull open, with an open hand SLAP, im telling ya.

her hands are like a bears paws.


thats is, if I dont get ya first, but she'll want to get ya, because she's the worst of your problems.
:)


and secondly, sorry ladies, I had no intention on threatening a woman on here, but when im robo typing, responding to bullshit, and you want to stand in my way like the enemy, you'll catch a friendly bullet.
:)
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06-18-2012 04:26 AM

 



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RE: The truth about my wife.
*Yawn*
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The Lucky AC
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06-18-2012 04:31 AM

 



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RE: The truth about my wife.
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JptdknpaAnon
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AC488
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06-18-2012 04:33 AM

 



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RE: The truth about my wife.
Jersey25  Wrote:
Since you like to talk about my wife, i'll tell you a little bit about her, for you to put that in your pipe and smoke it.
:)


Her name is Sandy, she's 6 ft 9, 325 lbs, she bench presses 700 lbs.

She's not somebody you want to talk back to.

Since she is physically the head of the house, (obviously), she's also the head matriarch, what she says, goes.

her pumps, are like twice the size of my boots, and I wear a size 12 boot.

You talk to her in some femiphobic fashion, she'll take care of ya, she'll crack your skull open, with an open hand SLAP, im telling ya.

her hands are like a bears paws.


thats is, if I dont get ya first, but she'll want to get ya, because she's the worst of your problems.
:)


and secondly, sorry ladies, I had no intention on threatening a woman on here, but when im robo typing, responding to bullshit, and you want to stand in my way like the enemy, you'll catch a friendly bullet.
:)

With all due respect, my wife is better than yours in the bedroom.
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SickDaveMondo
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06-18-2012 04:36 AM

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RE: The truth about my wife.
Holy f*ck that was stupid.

SDM

"It is, after all, the dab of grit that seeps into an oyster's shell that makes the pearl, not pearl-making seminars with other oysters." - Stephen King
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LoP Guest
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06-18-2012 04:46 AM

 



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RE: The truth about my wife.
I'd hit it
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The Lucky AC
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06-18-2012 04:47 AM

 



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I'd hit it

Might I suggest she would need something a little bigger.
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LoP Guest
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06-18-2012 04:48 AM

 



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RE: The truth about my wife.
dafuq did I just read?

So you have a patriarch, awesome.

We care why?
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