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These guys are getting weird now ! Nigerian Scam !
Rastifar
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08-30-2013 09:31 PM

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angry1 These guys are getting weird now ! Nigerian Scam !
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Federal Bureau of Investigation
Intelligence Field Unit J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.



Attention: Beneficiary,

I am Special Agent Erick Bolt from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Intelligence Unit, we Intercepted two consignment boxes at JFK Airport, New York, the boxes were scanned but found out that it contained large sum of money ($4.1 million) and also some backup documents which bears your name as the Beneficiary/Receiver of the money, Investigation carried out on the diplomat that accompanied the boxes into the United States, said that he was to deliver the fund to your residence as overdue payment owed to you by the Federal Republic of Nigeria through the security company in the United Kingdom.

Meanwhile, we cross check all legal documents in the boxes but we found out that your consignment was lacking an important document and we cannot release the boxes to the diplomat until the document is found, right now we have no other choice than to confiscate your consignment.

According to Internal Revenue Code (IRC) in Title 26 also contain reporting requirement on a Form 8300, Report of Cash Payment Over $10,000 Received in a Trade or Business, money laundering activity may violate 18 USC §1956, 18 USC 1957, 18 USC 1960, and provision of Title 31, and 26 USC 6050I of the United States Code (USC), this section will discuss only those money laundering and currency violation under the jurisdiction of IRS, your consignment lacks proof of ownership certificate from the joint team of IRS and IRC, therefore you need to reply back immediately for direction on how to procure this certificate to enable us relieved the charge of evading the law on you, which is a punishable offense in the United States.

You are required to reply back within 72hours or you will be prosecuted in a court of law for money laundering, also you are instructed to desist from further contact with any bank(s) or person(s) in Nigeria or the United kingdom or any part of the world regarding your payment because your consignment has been confiscated by the Federal Bureau here in the United States.

Yours In Service,
Agent Erick Bolt
Regional Deputy Director
Intelligence Field Unit
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Rastifar
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08-30-2013 09:44 PM

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These guys are getting weird now ! Nigerian Scam !
I guess at this point, I should just go turn myself in !!
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Sulie
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08-30-2013 09:55 PM

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These guys are getting weird now ! Nigerian Scam !
I don't recall where you live, but that scam has been known of where I live, for at least a couple of months, anyway.

There is another one floating around, too. My b/f just got it in his e-mail. This scam said his debit card would no longer work, and that he needed to call immediately to get a new one. Of course, the information was not from his bank, so beware of that one, too!
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Grammar Nazi
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08-31-2013 03:23 AM

 



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These guys are getting weird now ! Nigerian Scam !
Rastifar  Wrote: (08-30-2013 09:31 PM)
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Intelligence Field Unit J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.



Attention: Beneficiary,

I am Special Agent Erick Bolt from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Intelligence Unit, we Intercepted two consignment boxes at JFK Airport, New York, the boxes were scanned but found out that it contained large sum of money ($4.1 million) and also some backup documents which bears your name as the Beneficiary/Receiver of the money, Investigation carried out on the diplomat that accompanied the boxes into the United States, said that he was to deliver the fund to your residence as overdue payment owed to you by the Federal Republic of Nigeria through the security company in the United Kingdom.

Meanwhile, we cross check all legal documents in the boxes but we found out that your consignment was lacking an important document and we cannot release the boxes to the diplomat until the document is found, right now we have no other choice than to confiscate your consignment.

According to Internal Revenue Code (IRC) in Title 26 also contain reporting requirement on a Form 8300, Report of Cash Payment Over $10,000 Received in a Trade or Business, money laundering activity may violate 18 USC §1956, 18 USC 1957, 18 USC 1960, and provision of Title 31, and 26 USC 6050I of the United States Code (USC), this section will discuss only those money laundering and currency violation under the jurisdiction of IRS, your consignment lacks proof of ownership certificate from the joint team of IRS and IRC, therefore you need to reply back immediately for direction on how to procure this certificate to enable us relieved the charge of evading the law on you, which is a punishable offense in the United States.

You are required to reply back within 72hours or you will be prosecuted in a court of law for money laundering, also you are instructed to desist from further contact with any bank(s) or person(s) in Nigeria or the United kingdom or any part of the world regarding your payment because your consignment has been confiscated by the Federal Bureau here in the United States.

Yours In Service,
Agent Erick Bolt
Regional Deputy Director
Intelligence Field Unit

Somebody's grammar is slipping.

chuckle
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Pi
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08-31-2013 04:51 AM

 



Post: #5
These guys are getting weird now ! Nigerian Scam !
guess they know how to find the idiiots
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Timetorun
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08-31-2013 04:56 AM

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Post: #6
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If those fucxkers want you-they'll come in the night and nobody will ever see you again.

doomed

You're good to go. chuckle

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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LoP Guest
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08-31-2013 04:57 AM

 



Post: #7
These guys are getting weird now ! Nigerian Scam !
i got a similiar email and gave them all the correct info. in a few short days I'll get my cut and can take a nice vacation.
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Rastifar
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08-31-2013 05:35 AM

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I told them to just come and get me !
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Yoyodyne
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08-31-2013 05:41 AM

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People have to be total idiots if they read that BS and think it's legit....
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08-31-2013 06:07 AM

 



Post: #10
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Intelligence Field Unit aka IFU,.... I f*#k yoU!
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LoP Guest
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Post: #11
These guys are getting weird now ! Nigerian Scam !
Rastifar  Wrote: (08-31-2013 05:35 AM)
I told them to just come and get me !

Yah, me too… I told them it was all YOUR fault and to go get you.
Said they'd pick you up at 4AM… better wear some Jammies to bed cuz perp walkin' in your underwear will be a bit embare-assing.
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LoP Guest
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08-31-2013 02:48 PM

 



Post: #12
These guys are getting weird now ! Nigerian Scam !
Yoyodyne  Wrote: (08-31-2013 05:41 AM)
People have to be total idiots if they read that BS and think it's legit....

Maybe that's why they only send it to Americans...

Lmao

LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-31-2013 04:57 AM)
i got a similiar email and gave them all the correct info. in a few short days I'll get my cut and can take a nice vacation.

Jptdknpa
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Rastifar
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Post: #13
These guys are getting weird now ! Nigerian Scam !
LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-31-2013 02:48 PM)
Yoyodyne  Wrote: (08-31-2013 05:41 AM)
People have to be total idiots if they read that BS and think it's legit....

Maybe that's why they only send it to Americans...

Lmao

LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-31-2013 04:57 AM)
i got a similiar email and gave them all the correct info. in a few short days I'll get my cut and can take a nice vacation.

Jptdknpa


User ID: 23291 - you hide behind the anonymous ID, Grow some balls ! Get an ID, then talk your shit !
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Jeffro
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08-31-2013 03:06 PM

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Post: #14
These guys are getting weird now ! Nigerian Scam !
I've won the Nigerian lottery at least five times now.
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Falcon Punch
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08-31-2013 03:15 PM

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Post: #15
These guys are getting weird now ! Nigerian Scam !
LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-31-2013 02:48 PM)
Yoyodyne  Wrote: (08-31-2013 05:41 AM)
People have to be total idiots if they read that BS and think it's legit....

Maybe that's why they only send it to Americans...

Lmao

LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-31-2013 04:57 AM)
i got a similiar email and gave them all the correct info. in a few short days I'll get my cut and can take a nice vacation.

Jptdknpa

http://news.naij.com/35197.html

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/fea...-scam.html

seems australians and brits fall for these scams. but keep pushing the 'america is teh dumbestz', just makes your country look more pathetic, which part of the 3rd world do you live in again?

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